COB

Yes. That’s my feeling. How much difference is there, 5 or 6 pick different in the middle of the draft.

Macpherson has a cannon.

Did Browning have a few beers on the sideline?

My dog crawled off the road after being run over by a car faster than Trevor Lawrence is shuffling down that hall.

“Don’t worry NFL fans, we’ll wrap that leg up in Frog Tape.”

“Gazzilion dollar qb Trevor Lawrence just get his leg massacred. How about some fried chicken from Popeyes? Yay chicken!”

The tongue on that jaguar on their helmets is distracting.

That illegal contact call on Turner was a complete screw job by these refs.

That was a td by Mixon. Refs are blind. Also, based on what I’m hearing there is the real possibility that Joe Buck and Troy Aikman will pursue a threesome with Jake Browning later tonight.

Those headphones are messing up Burrow’s hair. My god.

Taylor needs to hire a professional play caller, guy who watches from the press box.

Damn, Chase Brown looks quick.

Someone please gouge my eyes out, that Tyler Boyd pass has ruined me.

Should have challenged that touchdown catch.

Jax on the March. Crazy bengal beard guy makes an appearance.

Army hit the rack an hour ago. He’ll wake up to a new Bengals reality!

The Milford High Stonecutters football team actually runs that play all the time that Chase just scored on.

Going to be tough tonight. A win seems unlikely. Ten points is a lot to give a team at home, just can’t tell so I’m staying off this game.

If any of you are going to the game, a high school called Milford High School (not our Milford, a different one) will have its band there to perform a halftime show. If you go, please sing along with their fight song, it’ll give the kids a boost to hear the crowd joining in! I was lucky enough to find the Milford High School fight song lyrics online: Milford High School Fight Song /to the same tune of every high school fight song ever written/ Oh we’ll meet them on the field, the field! The field! They’ll find in us a fight A fight! A fight! Stonecutters Fight! Milford Stonecutters Fight! Escalate your guilt and shame Into violence Violence! Into unspeakable violence! March right down that field Milford Stonecutters We are filled with destructive aggression! Milford Stonecutters Fight! March right down that field Toxic guilt, social withdrawal And Violence Violence Violence! Toxic guilt, social withdrawal And Stonecutter violence! March right down that field In a crippling shame spiral! Milford Stonecutters shame spiral! Cheer for the blue and white We are the best Shame spiral right into Blood soaked mayhem Stonecutter blood soaked mayhem! Victory for us today Win this game the Stonecutter way!

Next year, 2024, Godzilla X Kong. Basically a Godzilla movie every year now, increasingly it appears that there may be a god after all.

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Army I’m sorry you can’t appreciate Japanese spirituality, personified in this case by a giant nuclear lizard that incinerates victims with his flamethrower face and throws full subway cars all over Tokyo. I guess you’re just not very spiritual.

“TOKYO (AP) — Godzilla, the nightmarish radiation spewing monster born out of nuclear weapons, has stomped through many movies, including several Hollywood remakes. Takashi Yamazaki, the director behind the latest Godzilla movie, set for U.S. theatrical release later this year, was determined to bring out what he believes is the essentially Japanese spirituality that characterizes the 1954 original.”

CTB out, injured. Godzilla luckily does not read bengalszone or Army would be in big trouble.

That was a great read. At the end he says we shouldn’t dismantle our offense board by board. I sure hope that is not something being considered, and I doubt it is. Continue to build around this QB. “He is the machine.”