COB

Not the blue tent for Knight!

Wtf

Zac has them ready to play - when the 3rd quarter gets here.

Not sure what went wrong on that 3rd down. Hard to believe they’d miss by that much.

There goes the shutout.

My dead dog also said Ryan Day should fire village idiot Arthur Blank, and that absolutely anyone would be a better OC than that fucking Steelers reject.

My dog, who died in August of 2018, just picked the bengals to win big. That’s how much of a favorite we are.

Over-confident team falls on face. It’s story as old as time. But it won’t happen today! I’m looking forward to hammering down chicken wings and watching my team at the local hammer down chicken/watch your team establishment.

Probably for the best. Jordan has a beautiful face that draws your attention, but then there’s this kind of malevolent vibe to it. She looks like a villain from an animated Disney movie from when we were kids.

The title of the Bengals Fight Song Mike wrote and spent years trying to incorporate into the game day experience. Only a stiff pushback by Katie and Troy saved us.

We’re a pretty close group here in Bengalszone, so we should celebrate when one of us has something good happen. In this case it’s Army, congratulations buddy. You now have a real chance - Belichick broke up with her, so now you and Jordan Whatshername can be together. Follow your heart, brother.

End of 3rd quarter. Turning off the tv. Panthers players look like they’re barely interested in playing football tonight.

Green Bay driving again. 1:30 left in the 3rd.

Number 9 for the Packers heroically climbs out of the ambulance and is back in the game! They throw to him and former bengal Nick Scott breaks it up. Panthers down 14 but it feels like more.

Pantherscawsken. Take the kickoff, drive down to the 30. 3rd down, sack! These Packers are here to play football. Panthers kick a 50 yarder. 27-13 packer lead. very confusing ad. Giant hands. Oura, whatever that it. Taco Bell ad. ad for the army. Existential crisis? Join the army. Home Depot ad with Saban. ad against anti-semitism. Brought to you by Israel. The broadcast shows a hall of fame type place. Does Lambeau haves its own hall of fame?

Drone scare is over. 3rd and 1 for the Pack. Kirk wonders if they’ll try the tush push, instead they throw a touchdown. 27-10 Packers! They show the packer guy getting out of the ambulance. He’s ready to play! Kaylee might be asking for this dude’s phone number.

Panthers can’t do shit, get the kickoff but have to punt. Green Bay gets the ball but the running game is going nowhere. Kirk says this series feels different. They throw a few times and are on the 4 yard line. Timeout because there’s a drone somewhere. The crowd boos. Let’s take a commercial break! ad for dog food with traitor to the people Kirk Herbstreit. GLP-1 ad with Martha Stewart. She makes her own GLP-1 in her kitchen, your guests will love it. Watch out for that inflamed pancreas! Ad for chicken wings. Very confusing Samsung ad, not sure what they’re advertising. credit card ad. Ad for the JC Penny postgame show. The JC Penney in our county closed a few years ago.

Game starts. Sideline Kaylee says the guy who went to the hospital is on his way back, may play some more tonight. Truly part of the game.

Whit looks like one of the monks from Nacho Libre who didn’t like Nacho’s cooking.

DiGiorno Detroit style crust. It’s a rectangle that will fit in your freezer if you have a side by side style fridge like I do. You basically can’t stop eating it. I need a 12 step program for Detroit crust frozen pizza. I’ll try Amy’s if Giant Eagle has it.

Sideline babe interviews panthers coach. He says “we gotta settle in!” Thanks Kaylee! insurance ad. Ad for medicine where the vines from Jumanji start crushing people around the waist. car ad. Drive your Audi in the mud! ad for Applebees. Your broke from buying that Audi, eat at Applebees! ad for online place to buy a jersey.

Packers get the ball back with 32 seconds left but they don’t even care. They barely try. I’m eating so much frozen pizza I might need an ambulance. Halftime.

Panthers db drops an easy interception. Pathetic.

Panthers ball, down two scores after that pick. Bryce Young drops back to pass but he falls down. Still wearing pink cleats. 2nd and 20. False start. 2nd and 25. I wish we were playing the panthers tonight. jeffrey Simmons graphic! Big trade! 4th and 15, gonna have to punt. Here come the Packers!

Same guy who dropped one, catches td on next play. PAT good! 20-10 Packers. 45 year old song from the pretenders takes us out. credit card ad. gross fast food place ad. video game ad ad for headphones with Myles Garrett in it. ad for a cruise ship where you’ll spend half the time barfing. ad for Lowe’s, close up of a drill, and an incredible looking Christmas tree. ad for a movie or a series, it looks like lord of the rings but not sure what it exactly is. ad for some website where you see stats from Thursday night football, which we are watching.