COB

Arby’s: “we deep fried this improbable item for you, we’re quirky, enjoy. You: “But I just wanted…” Arby’s: Interrupts: “ok, you asked for it, you got it. Fried peanut butter and jelly sandwich on a pretzel bun. We have the meats!” You: “Fried what now..,” Arby’s: interrupts: “Here’s a milkshake with whipped cream and instead of a lid enjoy this plastic miniature spaceman helmet on your shake.” You: “can I get it without the whipped cre?” Arby’s: Interrupts:“We fried the whipped cream. It’s a fried whipped cream shake with a spaceman helmet. Enjoy. Were quirky.” You: “I don’t want any of that. I’ll have a roast beef sandw….” Arby’s: Interrupts: “I know what you’re thinking, but it’s not groundhog, it’s actual beef. We have the meats! We fried your roast beef sandwich, encased it in a giant onion ring, put chocolate chips on it and served it with a naked picture of your middle school crush who you haven’t seen in 40 years.” You: “Arlene Mathis? She’s like 55 years old!” Arby’s: “Please pull forward by the door, we’ll bring everything out to you.”

What will it be: 1. hammy 2. gall bladder removal 3. that wrist swells up, needs to rest it, misses all of camp resting it 4. Dental emergency 5. dude literally gets the mumps 6. Tommy John surgery 7. accidentally gets poked in eye by over-aggressive rookie

About time on those potato cakes, they’re like the 3rd best thing on Arby’s whole menu.

Just popped up on my news assault ecosystem that Joe Burrow was a model in the Vogue fashion show in Paris today. I’m impressed, he’s raising his profile in smart ways. I’m a real man so I painted part of my screened in porch today.

So legit to extend Ted. Love it.

Put Lap in based partially on his stellar radio work. He’s kind of like Mr. Cincinnati Bengals, get him in that ring of honor. After that it’s a tie in my mind between Krumrie and Corey Dillon.

Jonah is an absolute heartbreaker. The cardinals will see.

Some house finches built their nest in one of my downspouts, Matt Lee’s over here now getting it unclogged.

Signing our rookies. We take general competence for granted. But we shouldn’t.

I don’t know why you would impugn the qualifications of Dr Kuliniskowski. He’s the most qualified pediatric dermatologist (specializing in essential oils) CincyJungle could find to comment on Burrow’s wrist injury.

https://www.cincyjungle.com/2024/5/10/24153271/joe-burrow-wrist-injury-inflammation-orthopedic-surgeon-bengals-qb

Just read an article about Burrow’s wrist. Some surgeon said he’ll be dealing with swelling and soreness for another year or so. Hopefully it won’t affect his throwing, this guy said there’s no way to tell until you use it.

Basically, Slim Pickens is rodeo riding the tribe through the atmosphere as we crash back to earth.

Dude was the real thing.

I just read a blurb about this pick. Supposedly Lou was targeting Jenkins all along, claims he was sweating it as defensive guys started going off the board in the second round. And the article claimed that based on whatever advanced metrics NASA or the Manhattan Project came up with that the NFL uses to evaluate such things - Jenkins grades in the 98th percentile in run stop rate. Which seems really good.

Glad you cleaned up 3 city blocks or whatever it was.

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Draft ED 209, new starting LT for two decades.

Perine, if he’s the same guy he was when he left, I have a ton of interest.

“Socialize the overhead, privatize the profits.” - Brown Blackburn Megacorp

So we signed Orlando Brown Jr away from them, then we drafted the tackle they wanted? Sorry KC! I guess they’ll just have to console themselves with their consolation prizes, their Super Bowl wins.

Dude, the half pound beef and cheddar is like eleven bucks at the Heath Arby’s drive thru. Served by zit covered teenagers who truly cannot hide their disdain for me, if they’re even trying to do so.

Reasonable minds can differ on these matters. One thing we can all agree on - that FA punter needs to come through. The guy from Michigan sucked last year. We should have grabbed punt god once he paid off all his victims and was cleared. Instead we got semi-mortal punt demigod or whatever this kid is from tech. Hopefully he comes through or Robbins somehow finds it in the off season. My draft shirt arrived today.

IN YOUR FACE TJ!!! You can read it right there in black and white, Mims will be fine. Go enjoy a 740 calorie Half Pound Beef & Cheddar at your local Arby’s drive through but don’t be surprised if the teenagers that work there taunt you for your hatred of Amarius Mims.

That PFF write up mskes be want to really investigate the center from Miami. 3rd in pass blocking among college centers? Damn.