Stripes

I have many flaws. I have never sucked at anything like the Bengals suck at covering tight ends.

Murphy got pressure and then whiffed. Nobody in coverage.

A little satisfying after hearing "has Maye surpassed Burrow?" from the usual TV suspects this week

Game script is pretty friendly so far.

Burrow playing this week might mean they have a 3% overall probability of reaching the playoffs instead of 1.5% (numbers made up for example). If the Bengals decided that's not substantial enough to justify rushing him back from an injury, I don't fault them for that. However, I'd then question playing him at all.

I dunno guys. This might tip the scales.

Chase's suspension is a big ol' whoop-dee-doo

Easiest prophecy ever. Get within one score. Can't make the last stop.

Good kick.

Two delays of game Oozing competence

I will lose my shit if I have to watch this terrible ***damn Honda commercial one more time

Fuck them timeouts I guess

Quite solid. Probably would have been more imposing statistically with Burrow.

Eat shit Ramsey

Chase and Ramsey wish to be ejected. Idiocy

These refs cannot spot a fucking ball.

I think I know this script. The offense will wake up and get the game back within reach. They'll need one more stop. They won't get it.

It was a fun ride, Flacco.

Huge play, Fant.

Absolutely. He is terrible. Let Tycen Andersen do something.

Offensive line has been giving Flacco reasonable pockets. Throw it down the field. If his shoulder isn't falling off.

Pathetic

Jordan Battle. Solid, form tackle behind the line of scrimmage. What is this game?

Nice pass defensed by Fant on his own teammate

"Good" half, I guess. It's an actual football game instead of whatever arena football bullshit we've been seeing lately.