Stripes

lol

Barrett Carter. Horrible.

Call timeouts if you stop them.

I created an Aaron Rodgers voodoo doll, and I have just kept my thumb jammed up its ass the whole game.

That should have been a pick-six.

Put Myles Murphy at offensive coordinator while he's cooking.

Nice catch Chase Brown

Just like I always said: Myles Murphy was a genius draft selection. I love Duke Tobin. I wish he was my dad.

Decent pressure by Murphy. Blowing his wad all in one half I guess

Easy money

I've seen this dumbass "you won't remember my name" Honda commercial three times, and it's already three more times than I can stand. STFU

He's probably having the best half of his career. [is the saddest thing I have ever posted]

Should be starting this drive inside the Pittsburgh 40. Suck my balls, refs

That was very clearly blown dead before anyone with a football in their hands reached the line to gain. Challenge is probably fucked though. Useless idiot refs.

Looked short on 4th down? Oh FUCK you refs.

They? They uh. They stopped a run? On 3rd and 2? Huh?

https://topstreams.info/nfl/steelers

I have no problem whatsoever with the decision. But, as so often happens with Zac Taylor -- the process is fine, the playcall sucks.

"The ball will be spotted on the 1-yard line, and the Bengals have elected to try for two." *spots the ball on the 1.5* okay then

Gottem. Another barn burner. Hooray?

Couple of nice third down conversions for Iosivas.

Impressive, Barrett Carter. Not at all cringe-inducing.

Something tells me Flacco's hot streak ends today. We'll see.

I just realized my fantasy team is short a TE since LaPorta is out. So I checked the available players. Freiermuth. vs. Bengals. Uh, that'll work

There's really no fighting that the recent drafts have been utterly putrid. Reaching back to 2020, I feel as though there have been exactly two unambiguously good (and insightful) choices: Logan Wilson and Tee Higgins. Obviously Burrow and Chase are great. The former was a freebie, and the latter was chosen over Penei Sewell (who is also an all-pro, so you can't lose). The jury is still out on some: Evan McPherson, DJ Turner, Andre Iosivas, Chase Brown, Amarius Mims, Dylan Fairchild, and Dax Hill come to mind. The team sucks because they draft like a team that sucks. Fire Tobin.