Stripes

Incredible throw by Allen. Really frustrating defensive drive. Not gonna walk over them today.

Joe Burrow's accuracy on those last two passes was ridiculous. Beautiful, Tee.

HELL YES, Gesicki.

Picking up this 3rd and 11 would be absolutely infuriating for Buffalo.

Zac is running on 2nd and long too much.

Glad they cleared that up. The ball is part of the player, touched down by contact. Bad rule though.

I'll take holding them to three almost every time.

What a fucking drive.

Bengals/Bills in the snow again. Fun.

A quiet factor that may become louder on Sunday: this may be one of the last few games ever played at Highmark Stadium.

That’ll help the red zone woes.

I still think Myles Murphy stinks. You’ll have to pry my hater badge from my cold, dead fingers. (please make an ass of me, Myles)

I think they could be "dangerous" if that's interpreted as "dangerous for everyone on the field including themselves". I don't think the defense is likely to sustain strong play against playoff competition consistently. The Bills game could be telling in that way. But I've always said: get Joe Burrow to the dance, and you have a chance. No rhyme intended. Unfortunately, given that I will not tinker with playoff machines, the Bengals current probability for a playoff berth is 0%. Woo! Let's get some cheap wins for the sake of culture! Woo!

The Bengals defense will need to remain at least barely stout, or the Bills could run for 200 yards.

Steelers lose. Bengals 2 games back. I WILL NOT TINKER WITH PLAYOFF MACHINES.

Buffalo up two scores now. Good.

I wonder when Aaron Rodgers will complete the prophecy and send a picture of his dick to some unsuspecting woman out of nowhere.

Definitely winnable. Hopefully they wake up this week.

To be honest, I think the primary reason the Bengals dominated yesterday's game was the Ravens giving it to them. But nobody should apologize.

Okay, this Thanksgiving food segment is terrible.

I will not starting tinkering with playoff scenario machines. I will not starting tinkering with playoff scenario machines. I will not starting tinkering with playoff scenario machines. I will not starting tinkering with playoff scenario machines. I will not starting tinkering with playoff scenario machines. I will not starting tinkering with playoff scenario machines.

First Thanksgiving win in franchise history! Cry a river directly into your turkey and stuffing, Baltimore. Fuck you.

Who's getting this stupid turkey award thing? McPherson?

Nice job, defense. Bailed them out.

No problem with any of the process there. Don't fumble the ball.