Stripes

Showed up just in time for Trent Brown’s annual injury

Useless. Better take care of business tomorrow to keep pace.

Thanks for nothing, Chargers. Thanks for being beautiful babies, Giants. Go Cowboys.

NAH, SCREW THAT 15-2 drowns in kool-aid

As much as I'd love to blame the refs, I just can't. Don't fumble the ball into a defensive touchdown in the 4th quarter.

Hate a rookie safety drafted in the 7th round being on the field against the best QB in the league with the game on the line Hate Ja'Marr Chase proving that he has absolutely no composure like a member of a winning culture should Hate turning the greatest interception in Bengals history into a Chiefs defensive touchdown Hate the offense being consistently without answers on third down Hate the run defense being exactly as bad as expected Hate the run defense inevitably getting worse as injuries mount Hate yet another 0-2 Fortunately the AFC North does not yet look like a powerhouse. The likely worst team is leading it after winning two absolute duds of games.

Ja’Marr Chase is not very smart.

You follow up the greatest INT I’ve ever seen with that.

Annoying miss but I wanted to go for 2 anyway

Rankins dinged, after BJ Hill dinged bad

Prevented the double dip. Very good.

Cannot let them double dip on both sides of the half.

Huge play Rankins

Sick of signing decent RTs that play like shit RTs

Drew Sample is essential to this game

No more yapping, CTB. Great throw though.

Not a winning game script so far.

Andy Reid I love you Terrible FG

KC IOL vs CIN IDL looks as expected

Moss seems kinda stutter-steppy and indecisive behind the line

Can’t kick FGs against this team. Better than nothing

Suck it again, Baltimore

The vibes are terrible. I can’t stand to even read about this team right now. So let’s hope they realize how much they have to prove. Joe especially thrives in that state.

I'm ready to roll, but Chase and CTB are trying their best to turn the spirits against us.

They can erase this game from relevance by stealing a win in KC. I doubt it happens, but I'll give them the opportunity before I completely eviscerate everyone and everything. While they definitely always start slow, they also always recover. So we'll see.