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  1. I have no idea if Mike will even be involved. At this point he should be most concerned with whether today is pudding cup or jello day. But if he is involved, you know how he loves to hire from in the organization. Jim Hazlett is on this staff. And he was head coach of the mighty ORLANDO TUSKERS! Hire him now.
  2. I'm phoning this shit in, just like Marvin.
  3. Well, now that our backup gets to leave and we get nothing, our backups backup just broke his arm. We’re so snakebit right now that (insert amusing allegory for how snakebit we are here.)
  4. It continues - every decision they’ve made in the last year or so has blown up in their faces.
  5. Olympics General Thread

    I'm a huge fan of the olympics, I love both the summer and winter games. The opening ceremony is on right now. So far that maniac from the north hasn't nuked it so it's an unqualified success.
  6. Olympics General Thread

    Latvia's female athletes are all 10s.
  7. Olympics General Thread

    Parade of Nations. Norway plays for keeps in the Winter Olympics. Be afraid! Germany's uniforms look like they've adopted Mogatu's Derelict' line. Terrible.
  8. NFL Playoffs

    You didn’t miss much. The new nfl means defense barely exists, old men quarterbacks throw for a million yards, records get broken right and left, and you watch truck, beer, and insurance ads until your brain falls out.
  9. The Bengals only want him back because they think he’ll be cheap, then their new wizard OL coach can get him to outperform his deal. I think this is posturing and they’ll try to move on from this dude. Or they’ll sign him as a depth guy and start a free agent.
  10. NFL Playoffs

    Don’t they though? Just have to be patient.
  11. NFL Playoffs

    How sweet. Watching Tawmy lose never gets old. Our kicker nailed a clutch kick in the 4th, pretty cool for a rookie.
  12. NFL Playoffs

    Collinsworth’s voice sounds weird with Brady’s cock in his mouth.
  13. This dissatisfaction by Rogers is a reflection of a strange dynamic on NFL teams. The quarterback, especially very successful ones, is a very different person and professional than the rest of the team. He's sometimes a lot older, has been with the team a very long time, and is locked in with his position coach, and offensive coordinator, to a degree that is unusual even for the NFL. Guys like Rogers, Brady, Roethlisberger, etc., kind of have their own team. They are on a team with the position coach and the OC and sometimes the head coach. Then there is the other football team that everyone else is on. How much does Brady relate to or care about a 5th round cb the Pats draft? Not at all. These guys have ten year relationships with their main coaches. The other players come and go. It makes sense that Rodgers is pissed. Van Pelt was probably extremely close to him, possibly in his earpiece on game day.
  14. Made me think of Mike. He's made of rats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWvBqbntNGg
  15. I reads somewhere that Marvin was blabbing on the radio and said Left Tackle held us back. Have to believe Ogbuehi is in line to be replaced. Just the fact that Marvin, who protects players not named Ross at almost any cost, would single him out would seem to indicate he's finished. Or at least depth.
  16. I think they were talking about 6 AFC qbs winning the Super Bowl. NFC is a different set of guys.
  17. In my opinion Bodine will be gone. All this talk about resigning him is just Marvin bullshit.
  18. 2018 season

    This actually sounds like something Mike would do. In spite of our completely legitimate lack of respect for some of the football strategic decisions Mike makes, he does care very much about the experience of the fans who come to games. And I think he is mindful, to a degree, of the affordability of the game experience for regular families who want to attend a game. For instance, if you take your family to a game, your 9 year-old will love the dog riding monkeys flying all over the field at halftime, your wife will appreciate that you can sit in an alcohol-free family zone, and your 14 year-old son will like watching the Ben-Gal cheerleader who is also his 8th grade math teacher and who he doinked in the staff parking lot after the science fair that one weekend.
  19. NFL Playoffs

    Good point, they will notice that. But I'm hoping they notice that Zeitler, a good player, on a line with another Wisconsin All American, Joe Thomas, just went through the worst season of his life, and is probably facing the best years of his career being on a crap team with no chance. At least here he won division titles and a lot of games. PS - With guard as a round 1 possibility this year, we should remember that Zeitler was a round 1 draft pick at guard back in 2012. Of course when he became the best paid guard in the NFL it was somewhere else. Dude could probably spend 10 minutes learning to snap and be a huge upgrade over Alexander's soulmate, Bodine.
  20. NFL Playoffs

    Hopefully none of our free agents notice what happened to Rex Burkhead and Jake Elliott when they signed elsewhere. Or if they do notice those two, they also notice Zeitler and his situation.
  21. Quenton Nelson

    Take Nelson, the new CBA makes him work cheap for 4 years, 5 if you want to be a prick and exercise his option. He's a guard, so what. A can't miss starter is an almost must-take. Lots of guys bust who were taken in the first half of the first. This guy looks like he'll play, and be good, for sure.
  22. NFL Playoffs

    Tom Brady’s book is called, “The TB12 Method, How to Acheive a Lifetime of Sustsined Peak Performance.” Chapter 1 - Congratulations, if you’re reading this book you undoubtedly live within 150 miles of Boston. Love ya, Patriot nation! Chapter 2 - HGH. THE END
  23. NFL Playoffs

    True that Brady’s super cool now, but I remember when his older brother, Peter, pranked him and got him to wear a girls’ blouse to school. Since their parents were out of town, Sam the butcher had to pick him up at school because he cried on the playground.
  24. You’re both right. Mike’s just not up to his job anymore. Interviewing coaches, choosing one, negotiating a contract, integrating the new coaches’ methods into the existing culture, having to jettison the players the new coach wants gone, the list of tasks goes on and on. Mike’s refusal to hire a GM is biting him in the ass harder than ever right now. There’s no way he could muster the energy and drive to do the job properly. Does anyone in here really believe Mike will keep up the travel schedule other GMs will endure through the next few months? League meetings, Senior Bowl week, home-campus workouts for high round guys, the combine, etc.? No way. Mike will meander into his office at PBS and pat himself on the back for even doing that. After all, we should all just be grateful to even have a team, thanks to Mike turning down hundreds of millions he could have collected moving to another city (his words, not mine).
  25. I don’t think seeing a qb win the afc means he was the afc mvp. It just means these same top few quarterbacks are the only ones capable of winning the AFC.