COB

O line is a dumpster fire. Something is not right.

I am now convinced Cordy Glenn is refusing to play. He has asked to be cut. That says it all, in my opinion he desperately wants out, wants to go play elsewhere. If he were suffering physically, being cut is the last thing he’d want. He’d be without healthcare, no job, and he couldn’t pass a physical to sign elsewhere. He’s just trying to force his way out of town.

I think Mike could be pushing for Turner to be fired, and Zac is defending him pretty affirmatively. Turner was on board and presumably had input on the Bobby Hart signing. Huge mistake. Various vets getting a good look at Turner and saying, “nope.” Like Boling and Westerman. I assume he had input on John Jerry. Fail. They could be getting ready to move on from this guy.

Man, what a shit show. They probably did rush him back, and he probably does just want off a bad team sooner rather than later. Hell, I want off this team, and I’m not even on this team. This episode is not going to help our ability to recruit free agents down the road.

Fucking too right.

Don’t let that “old man, exhausted and in cognitive decline” facade fool you. Mike is sitting there scheming up a 4 way trade that will bring us a new tackle, 2 linebackers, and a corner, and it’ll be creatively financed with a 4th rounder and Eifert, and will screw our division rivals as well. JK, he actually is an exhausted old man in cognitive decline, trying to keep up with teams that employ squads of GMs in waiting. Mike couldn’t put together a plan to sweep out his own garage.

Sorry, if anyone can figure out how to post that picture, please do so. It perfectly illustrates the dynamic leadership that has brought this team to where it is today.

Did you see Mike on the tube when we were getting our asses beat? Dude didn’t look like a guy scheming up trades and roster moves to improve his team. Looked more like a guy who: 1. Was wondering if it was jello day or pudding day, and 2. Could have used some help putting on his ball cap.

Hoosier is right, the sample size on this dude is insufficient to make any real judgement at this time. Zing!

Let’s get it out there. Have we entered another Lost Decade? Or is this a 5 year blip? Can anything that lasts 5 years be a blip? If this is the ‘90s all over again, I think it might be the end of the Bengals in Cincy.

Mike deserves the ignominy that would accompany an 0-16 season. His stubborn refusal to change is at the heart of it all.

The score doesn’t reflect what actually occurred on the field. One team was much, much, better than the other.

Our o-line is getting sand kicked in their faces.

3:46 left in the 4th quarter and our offense has produced 3 points. Pair that with a historically bad defense, and you get this shit show. Courtesy of Mike Brown and family!

Tankfortua or just plain suck. I think we know what’s up with this team.

Tucker doinks one off the upright, but it goes through anyway.

Can’t stop the Ravens on 3rd down. That QB is a handful. Our linebackers are not a handful.

Pretty quiet in here today. GET PUMPED!!!

Per Hoosier’s post above, Hollywood Brown is questionable with an ankle injury. I’ve about had it with Mike always letting other teams get the players named Hollywood Brown, the senile old bastard couldn’t get Hollywood Brown on our team if his life depended on it.

Added to NFL Name Hall of Fame: Ravens WR Hollywood Brown.

Bengals making various statements to let us know they’re not in “blow it up” mode. No rebuild needed, just get a few guys healthy. Mike doesn’t do anything when he’s 0-6. He’ll wait until some year when they’re REALLY 0-6.

That franchise talent is going to use up a lot of salary cap space. That variable should be taken into consideration. I don’t care if they trade AJ, I like him. At this point I think Mike knows AJ will end up in the HOF so wants him to do his whole career here. Doesn’t matter, this organization is so fucked up they couldn’t do jack shit with the picks we’d pick up anyway. Maybe grab another tight end,

If we need someone to drunkenly plow into the side of an apartment building and knock some poor bastard off the can, then yes, he’s available.

Doesn’t seem like a few practices is quite the amount of time needed to learn a new position in the NFL. Uh wait, BENGALS!