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Yep, it’s be a great name with a great backstory behind it. Go Redtails!

Crumpled, deflated, soiled volleyball. Then the logo can be just like the owner.

FedEx strong armed Snyder, they pay a ton of cash to him for stadium naming rights or whatever. Tom Hanks played a FedEx employee in that stranded on an island movie. Thus they should be called the Washington Castaways.

Rumors point to the “Warriors.” Meaning every game will have opponents twitter or whatever inundated with “warriors, come out to play!” Snippets from the old movie.

Mike should definitely stay social distanced, he’s pretty vulnerable to stuff at his age. Also, I’m looking for a medical professional in the Cincinnati area who will confirm and amplify my long-held belief that the only true way for a very elderly person to revitalize their immune system is to divest themselves of any professional sports franchise they may own.

The Bengals have announced No Tailgating before or after games this year.

Buster Posey said he’s out for the year. Could turn MLB into a freaky year if players of that caliber are bailing. If the Tigers had any good players I’d wish for them to all bail. Seriously, rosters could be really different than expected, the tribe could actually win something.

AJ’s chances of one last big multi-year deal will take a hit if they cancel this season. Puts another year on him, a year of inactivity, just lessens the appeal of giving him a 4 or 5 year deal. What a screw job, and to happen to AJ Green, one of the best dudes around. No justice.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/christinebrennan/2020/07/09/big-ten-football-jarring-24-hours-season-big-trouble/5410220002/?utm_source=native&utm_medium=capi_retrofit&utm_content=inapp&build=native-web_i_p Gene Smith, AD at OSU says he is no longer cautiously optimistic there will be college sports this fall. The Big Ten says it is prepared to both play sports and also prepared not to play sports. As a society, we again find ourselves in a tough spot with this virus. So again we must seek the wisdom and guidance of the essential oil consultants and 60 pound overweight guys with AR-15s strapped to their chests who all descended on the statehouses a couple months ago and demanded the states “reopen.”

A Michigan podcaster who is well-connected said 3 or 4 schools in the big ten don’t want to play. Michigan is considering a home and home series with 3 or 4 big ten teams, including Ohio State.

Ohio State suspended all voluntary workouts yesterday. BTW the workouts aren’t actually voluntary, they’re just called that. Must have been too many positive tests.

There goes Bobby Hart.

She’s good. Her political statement consisted of ten sentences that all began with “I”, then she rang a bell and destroyed “God Bless America.” Game, set, match.

Based on the proud American in the previous post, I can easily see the NFL season ending up cancelled, and we get screwed out of the most exciting and anticipated season since we drafted Palmer.

https://twitter.com/gotdamnzo/status/1277980012122013702?s=21

Army’s right, he’ll probably end up being underpaid if he sticks to it. Just like our mega deal with Andy ended up being a bargain for the team. If he stays healthy I can see KC creatively renegotiating, kind of cap friendly things like the Pats did with Brady.

Is this Twitter?

Cuyahoga was a tribe of natives, can’t happen.

My son and I happened upon it a month or so ago, hadn’t seen it in years. It was funnier the second time around, if that’s possible.

Cleveland Freighters. Cleveland Lakers. If they try to synthesize the rock and roll thing I’ll fucking barf. That Cleveland is a rock town thing is pretty played out. Got them the hall of fame but everyone hates Cleveland so much that they don’t even hold the annual induction show/concert in Cleveland. It’s funny, actually. If it’s like the “Rockers” or something it will be a sad day.

Holy shit I’m on an Indians thing and they’re sending very clear signals - they’re changing their name. I’ll miss it, but what can you say. That old big nosed Indian mascot was racist as hell. The more recent one, a little less offensive. One cool thing I’ll miss was we kind of had a second name. We just called the team the tribe. It was like, “Hey tribe fans! Stop by the right field bleachers for our 50 cent beer specials. No kids after the 6th inning please since most of you will be blackout drunk by then!” Now to think of the new name.

They should revive one of the greatest, ironic though not intended to be so, names in all of sports: The Washington Bullets.

“You and your mom are hillbillys. This is a house of learned doctors.”

Just read that the NFL plans to play “Lift Every Voice and Sing”, which is considered the black national anthem, before every week one game. They plan to play it right before the Star Spangled Banner. I’m monitoring Washington DC to see if a mushroom cloud arises from the Pennsylvania Avenue area, will report back here.

That is truly one of the all-time great movies. Thinks he’s killed step-brother so digs a grave in the backyard. So damn far out there.