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I'm going to say something bold and dangerous. I'm going to say something you won't hear in the mainstream. I'm going to challenge everything you thought you knew about American football. ... ... ... Guards are important.
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Very, very good picks. Nice job season ticketers.
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Round 1 (17): Shemar Stewart, DE, Texas A&M
Stripes replied to ArmyBengal's topic in Cincinnati Bengals
Shemar Stewart is not real until week 1. There is nobody with that name. It’s just sounds in a random sequence. -
I get it from an "if not my team" perspective. Bills/Lions would be a fun matchup. However, I selfishly do not want either of them to leave the "no rings" ranks before the Bengals.
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And that. That is when Drew Sample strikes.
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In fairness to Zac, he is 5-2 in the postseason, which is the precise opposite of Andy Dalton.
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Sometimes Zac feels like Andy Dalton as a coach. Despite those false starts, they had fun and played together.
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He's already there. May he be their destruction.
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Bengals backup QBs having banger girlfriends/wives is my favorite tradition.
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Oh good, I didn't make any terrible posts in this thread. Whew! Katie is still making tone deaf idiotic comments in the public sphere. You don't know how hard encouraging personal growth is.
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Old Colts fan here, thank you for your hospitality
Stripes replied to Coltsguy451's topic in Introductions
Indeed, these Bengals are modeled after those Colts. Even Trey Hendrickson mirrors Dwight Freeney. -
I'm unreasonably annoyed that three letters of that terrible acronym refer to adjectives, and the "T" is "teammate". "PHAT" was popular slang approximately 25 years ago. These are totally happening, radical dudes.
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Round 1 (17): Shemar Stewart, DE, Texas A&M
Stripes replied to ArmyBengal's topic in Cincinnati Bengals
Just like old times. -
If true, that’s way too conservative. Take a freaking risk.
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Every time a Bengals fan dies, their soul essence is syphoned directly to a phylactery stored under Mike Brown’s scalp. You can see them formed as new moles. They sustain and replenish his life force.
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SPLACK! *dentures fly into the TrashGPT 2065 Micro-Compactor and automatically re-print on the bathroom matter synthesizer*
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I'm sure I was annoying 20 years ago as "Touchdown_Bengals!" (what a creative name!) spamming the forum as a pimple-faced teenager. Now I wake up with random neck pain and have a startlingly growing collection of pills. Let's go win a Super Bowl for fuck's sake. We've all been sitting here long enough waiting around for the impossible.
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They'd be well-advised to take care of it now before Parsons breaks the market again. We've seen this before.
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I think Adomitis was bad last year, and that might have been the biggest issue.
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That's a somewhat surprising landing spot for Pratt. Good luck to him.
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Yeah, that’s what I said. Moron.
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Burrow and Chase will drag the team to the playoffs, and the front office will interpret that as “see? We were right about everything. Change nothing.”
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INT on Carr to end the drought FF at the goal-line to set up the fumble in the jungle FF on Kelce in the 4th quarter to beat the Chiefs FF on Kincaid in the 4th quarter to beat the Bills Good resume in my book. Later, Germaine.
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Round 1 (17): Shemar Stewart, DE, Texas A&M
Stripes replied to ArmyBengal's topic in Cincinnati Bengals
I am confident that the defensive backfield will improve. I am the opposite of confident that the pass rush will improve. I am ambivalent about the linebackers.