COB Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 We need Andy tonight. The Ravens are the biggest threat in our division. We need the Saints to have fun and play together. This would be a significant development for us. Go Saints!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 We need to change Andy’s prime time mojo and here is our chance to do it. Just post stuff to encourage Andy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 I was looking at the game earlier thinking it might be a nice spot for Baltimore to lose a game. Then I remembered it’s Andy in a primetime game. If they find a way to have fun and play together, then I will be very pleased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Andy, your beard makes you look even more like a quarterback for Christ, which you definitely are. There are a lot of fucking satanists on the Ravens, that’s a known fact. Do your thing brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Andy Dalton, you’re a great friend, and you make lots of great touchdowns! I like your football throws! You are very red! Go get em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 One, two, three, Playmakers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 If he could throw a lot of completions to Chris Olave and maybe a TD or two, that would be swell for my fantasy team rooting interests as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Did you hear that Andy? Mem’s fantasy team needs you. Go get ‘em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Baltimore Ravens fans wake up every morning with mud butt after the gradual leakage incited by Dalton to Green/Boyd nightmares. I remember visiting a Ravens forum once, where I saw a man voicing his outrage about the humiliation of continuously losing to the Red Rocket. Let’s give that man a little nostalgia. Who dat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Andy, for real, I found this on my encrypted messaging app this morning: ”Cob, please pass this on to Andy, I straight up don’t like the Ravens. Signed, God” ”PS - tell Andy to get WhatsApp so I can communicate directly with him.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Andy Dalton, will you please sign my breasts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Andy, remember when the tube would throw up a graphic showing how similar your first five season were to Peyton Manning’s first five seasons? Remember that? That’s the kind of player who would go out tonight and throw a shitload of touchdowns and beat the Ravens. That’s you brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Come on Andy, Mike Brown was really good to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 I bet he will channel the 2018 end of season game against the Ravens tonite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMPHAR Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 You can do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Andy, a little off topic, but has anyone ever told you that you are pretty much morphing into a modern day version of Vincent Van Gogh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Andy Dalton, earlier today I overheard Ravens cornerback Marlon Humphrey discussing your wife Jordan with his teammates. I believe he said “yes, Jordan Dalton is known to be sexually profligate”, and they all had a little chuckle. I swear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Andy when I said Vincent Van Gogh I meant without the insanity and self-mutilation. Like a young, healthy, Vincent Van Gogh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Just checked the Ravens website. Do they have a team chaplain? No, no they do not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Yeah good luck with that. https://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/dr-dalton-and-mr-andy/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShulaSteakhouse Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 Didn't the Ravens' pretty much own Dalton? Here's to hoping he breaks precedent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 13 minutes ago, ShulaSteakhouse said: Didn't the Ravens' pretty much own Dalton? Here's to hoping he breaks precedent. Nah. The Steelers kinda did, but he was pretty consistent against the Ravens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted November 7, 2022 Report Share Posted November 7, 2022 8-8 vs. Baltimore as a Bengal, 0-2 since. https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/andy-dalton-record-vs-baltimore-ravens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 Andeee Dalton Clap, Clap Clap, Clap, Clap Andeee Dalton Go kick ass for the Lord Andy !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 I can only imagine how much heavenly fury we could have witnessed on the field had Andy Dalton and Jon Kitna joined forces in a single quarterback room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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