Andy Dalton Encouragement Thread

[COB]

We need Andy tonight.  The Ravens are the biggest threat in our division.  We need the Saints to have fun and play together.  This would be a significant development for us.  Go Saints!!

[COB]

We need to change Andy’s prime time mojo and here is our chance to do it.  Just post stuff to encourage Andy.  

[Stripes]

I was looking at the game earlier thinking it might be a nice spot for Baltimore to lose a game. Then I remembered it’s Andy in a primetime game.

If they find a way to have fun and play together, then I will be very pleased.

[COB]

Andy, your beard makes you look even more like a quarterback for Christ, which you definitely are.  There are a lot of fucking satanists on the Ravens, that’s a known fact. Do your thing brother.

[Stripes]

Andy Dalton, you’re a great friend, and you make lots of great touchdowns! I like your football throws! You are very red! Go get em!

[COB]

One, two, three, Playmakers!

[membengal]

If he could throw a lot of completions to Chris Olave and maybe a TD or two, that would be swell for my fantasy team rooting interests as well...

[COB]

Did you hear that Andy?  Mem’s fantasy team needs you.  Go get ‘em!

[Stripes]

Baltimore Ravens fans wake up every morning with mud butt after the gradual leakage incited by Dalton to Green/Boyd nightmares. I remember visiting a Ravens forum once, where I saw a man voicing his outrage about the humiliation of continuously losing to the Red Rocket. Let’s give that man a little nostalgia. Who dat.

[COB]

Andy, for real, I found this on my encrypted messaging app this morning:

”Cob, please pass this on to Andy, I straight up don’t like the Ravens. Signed, God”

”PS - tell Andy to get WhatsApp so I can communicate directly with him.”

[Stripes]

Andy Dalton, will you please sign my breasts?

[COB]

Andy, remember when the tube would throw up a graphic showing how similar your first five season were to Peyton Manning’s first five seasons?  Remember that?

 That’s the kind of player who would go out tonight and throw a shitload of touchdowns and beat the Ravens.  That’s you brother.

[COB]

Come on Andy, Mike Brown was really good to you. 

[membengal]

I bet he will channel the 2018 end of season game against the Ravens tonite. 

[AMPHAR]

You can do it! 

[COB]

Andy, a little off topic, but has anyone ever told you that you are pretty much morphing into a modern day version of Vincent Van Gogh?

[Stripes]

Andy Dalton, earlier today I overheard Ravens cornerback Marlon Humphrey discussing your wife Jordan with his teammates. I believe he said “yes, Jordan Dalton is known to be sexually profligate”, and they all had a little chuckle.

I swear.

[COB]

Andy when I said Vincent Van Gogh I meant without the insanity and self-mutilation.  Like a young, healthy, Vincent Van Gogh.

[COB]

Just checked the Ravens website.  Do they have a team chaplain?  No, no they do not.

[HoosierCat]

Yeah good luck with that.

https://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/dr-dalton-and-mr-andy/

[ShulaSteakhouse]

Didn't the Ravens' pretty much own Dalton? Here's to hoping he breaks precedent.

[Stripes]

13 minutes ago, ShulaSteakhouse said:

Didn't the Ravens' pretty much own Dalton? Here's to hoping he breaks precedent.

Nah. The Steelers kinda did, but he was pretty consistent against the Ravens.

[HoosierCat]

8-8 vs. Baltimore as a Bengal, 0-2 since.

https://www.statmuse.com/nfl/ask/andy-dalton-record-vs-baltimore-ravens

[ArmyBengal]

Andeee Dalton

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Andeee Dalton

Go kick ass for the Lord Andy !!!

[Stripes]

I can only imagine how much heavenly fury we could have witnessed on the field had Andy Dalton and Jon Kitna joined forces in a single quarterback room.