COB

Mark Andrews can walk home.

Man I can’t believe that PI call on the Ravens on that last drive. Terrible.

Death penalty for decided on thousands of airings for that charred duck at the Oregon tailgate ad. Also, the main character in that ad is wearing a bad wig.

Bad Lamar makes an appearance, throws a ridiculous pick.

Ravens right out of the gate. 7-0, first drive goes the distance. Lamar looks sharp.

So true. The Texans got robbed in that game.

Turns out the Rams Eagles game was actually good. Ready for this bills ravens divisional game. We won this exact game two years ago.

Yep, the team I most wanted to lose went out and won (helped by the officials), and the team I most wanted to win went out and lost. Not a great year for me and the NFL, from the Bengals on down. Maybe it’s the universe forcing a trade off, we get the buckeyes in the national title game, but we don’t get anything else.

They don’t need to play the 4th quarter, the league is giving it to the Chiefs. Just bring on the lions game.

Robbed on a crucial spot. Wake the fuck up.

Clip on the opening kickoff, hip drop tackle, holding on a scramble, just 3 of the penalties I’ve seen NOT called in the Chiefs. Something happens to these officials when they get off the plane in KC.

I really sold myself on Eberflus. Really wish they’d have given him a look. Al Davis was known to use coaching interviews as intelligence gathering exercises. He’d ask guys a ton of questions, learn their philosophy and what worked and didn’t work for them. Pretty smart. The Brown family - “That sounds like a lot of work.”

To me it’s obvious now that Golden has been the guy since probably before they fired Lou. They didn’t even bring Saleh or Eberflus in for an interview. Disappointing to me in the sense that you don’t know what you don’t know until you talk to people and learn something. Maybe Golden really is the best out there, but if you don’t compare him to the best, how do you even know?

Dude, come on now.

I know I should hate the rams after we lost to them (bad call on Logan Wilson PI robbed us). But they are so dull I don’t give them a second thought one way or the other.

Let’s break it down. The odds of a guy even being named Wink. Not great. One in a million. Now the odds of two guys being named wink. Even not greater. Now we find two guys named Wink, what are the odds they have the same last name? And it’s not a very common last name. Something is fishy going on here with all these Wink Martindales running around.

You often ask yourself, who does Wink Martindale look like? Answer - If you go to a hunting and fishing expo and one of the tables is a dude selling a book he wrote about noodling snapping turtles out of undercut muddy riverbanks, Wink Martindale looks like that dude.

Your 3-2-1 is my 1-2-3. 1. Chiefs must be vanquished. 2. Lions fans deserve it, Dan Campbell deserves it. Amon Rah St.Brown just for his name. 3. I just want a close game. Keep it clean out there fellas.

Maybe it’s because when they’re on the tube the broadcast goes: 1. Shot of Stafford throwing a pass. Announcer says Stafford is great and that he, the announcer, personally loves Stafford. 2. Close up shot of the Rams coach, he’s wearing a child’s medium size shirt. His head weighs 35 pounds. 3. Shot of Stafford passing, announcer loves Stafford. 4. Close up of Rams coach, who has changed shirts to a child’s small. 5. Shot of Stafford passing… repeat ad nauseum.

Wow! These divisional games look really great. These 4 are usually the best weekend of nfl football, in my opinion. Chiefs vs Texans - great young QB vs whatever the chiefs are. Great game. Commanders vs Lions - Another great young QB, facing the feel good story of the last couple years. But the Lions are riddled with injury. Great game. Rams vs Eagles - Boring as hell. Ravens vs Bills - The league saved this one for last. It’s basically Ali/Frazier. The two best quarterbacks left in the playoffs, they are also the funnest QBs to watch. And it’s in Buffalo, which can be fun. Hopefully no one gets hurt (in the parking lot before the game).

Sam Darnold’s agent has to be jumping off a bridge somewhere. Dude was in line to make 40 million a year, now he’s absolutely blown it in these last two games.

If he can somehow make that happen in Cincy, well, gosh.

Commander fans really went through it with that weird owner. They’ve got to be thrilled how quickly this whole thing turned around for them.

On the Washington vs Tampa bay game, they showed the Washington defense introducing themselves, then Mike Tirico said the following about the Washington defense: ”8 new starters, much improved. Easily the worst defense in the nfl last year. Much better this year.” There is hope!

You are correct, he basically is Marvin 2.0. He’s keeping them in purgatory, can’t be great, can’t be bad enough to get a great draft pick. Keep picking 22nd every year or whatever it is. Tomlin will be back next year. There are many more cliches to be spouted and mean mugging to be done on the sideline. Also he needs to keep that “no losing seasons” streak alive (it hangs like a millstone around Pittsburgh’s neck), and continue these glorious first round playoff exits.