COB

Inadequate lips, excess dental involvement. PASS.

Incredible contract. they must have a ton of confidence in Micah. You give that much money up front to a player, he can pretty much do and say whatever he wants. It’s mind boggling.

Old black hoodie with the leaping tiger logo on it. I also have a white Burrow Jersey but I don’t wear it often, maybe one game a year. Also have two other bengals hoodies I mix in, the B and the tiger head.

Volson goes from starter to getting cut.

See how playing in the nfl can give you brain damage?

The Brown family will not have any more drama with Trey. He’s gone after this year. There is no scenario wherein they try to sign him again. 1. Plays well this year: he’ll be in line for a multi year deal for serious $$, Fair amount of it guaranteed. That is a non starter! 2. Doesn’t play well this year: he’s old and they don’t want him.

Guardians have lost their last three games by a combined score of 24-0. That is all.

Browns are rolling the dice. If Flacco gets hurt, they’ll be starting a rookie or pulling that sex massage guy off the couch. That owner is possibly the worst owner in sports.

Trivia: I had a sandwich called the Payton Thorne at an East Lansing eatery a few years ago.

Trey finally betting on himself and we only had to pay him 30 million to get him to do it. What a hero.

They’ll be looking for competent o-linemen. As always. Semi competent will probably be good enough.

One may be a little underpaid playing for the Bengals. But it’s a trade off. Because in your later years you can have a career in the cottage industry that can best be described as shitting all over the Brown family any time they try to do anything. Current iteration: Boomer gets invited to ring of honor ceremony, but nothing about the event is good enough. So in the media he mocks the invite. With friends/former players like this, who needs enemies?

We better do well the first four weeks. Weeks 5-7 are Lions, Packers, Steelers. That’s a pretty serious stretch right there, would love to win 2 of those.

Volson could fall off a bridge and I wouldn’t care.

Supposedly Golden’s method was to simplify the whole defense, minimize thinking and decision making, which would allow guys to play faster. We should expect growing pains, if that’s what we’re seeing. If you listened to the pregame last night there was a theme of once Washington realized they finally had a franchise QB, they went out and loaded up on good players. That’s AFTER they made the nfc championship game. They almost couldn’t be more different from the Bengals. We had one of the worst defenses in the NFL and the FO did very very little to improve the personnel. New DC, the easiest and cheapest fix was admittedly implemented. DC has a new and apparently deep-pocketed owner. We have Mike, very much stuck in his ways and looking to run things on a shoestring.