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  1. Offensive Line Draft Talk Thread

    Adeniji torn pec, Jonah Williams torn pec. What’s the connection? Oh yes, both tore their pectoral muscle!
  2. Yes, the Bengals Actually Are Snakebit

    Holy shit we get our own couple paragraphs in there. Worst team in the last ten years in terms of impact of injuries. Also that first round draft pick thing is discouraging. If I were running the Bengals I’d look hard at everything - training staff, the turf, medical staff, how they warm up, everything.
  3. 2021 Off-season OTA/Mini-Camp Stuff

    What do they say about Thursdays?
  4. Stealers looking for PK

    Fuck the Steelers.
  5. 2021 Off-season OTA/Mini-Camp Stuff

    Jim Turner is turning into a permanent punch line.
  6. 2021 Off-season OTA/Mini-Camp Stuff

    I had a bunch of long snappers in a storage space but my ex-wife stopped paying the monthly bill and didn’t tell me so we’re out of luck on that front so let’s all hope like hell Clark Harris stays healthy or Brad St. Louis decides to PED himself back into shape for one last ride on the dragon.
  7. 2021 Off-season OTA/Mini-Camp Stuff

    There is some good news. I bought a pickup truck at Matthew’s Ford in Heath, Ohio, in 2004. I shrewdly negotiated an 8 year power train warranty (normally only a 5 year warranty), and a lifetime supply of long snappers (normally no long snappers were included with the truck). So the Bengals are covered, thanks to me. And that somewhat naive salesman.
  8. Round 1 Pick: Ja’Marr Chase, WR, LSU

    Sewell is a football player. Tangibles and measurable don’t tell the story on linemen. It’s why it’s so difficult to predict which ones will play at the nfl level. Sewell just has that ability to dominate guys. I think it will transfer to the nfl level, but who can be sure. That year off is a sort of one-off variable. We’ll see.
  9. Post-Draft/UDFA Thread

    Bachie- 8 games into his senior year at Mich State he tested positive for a PED and was suspended for the rest of the year. I’m not encouraging the use of PEDs but at least this dude has shown some dedication and effort.
  10. General Free Agency Thread

    Guy Fieri is out there, on the market, available no strings attached. The Bengals didn’t even try. Fuck Mike Brown. Now, instead, they’ll sign some one-time Iron Chef contestant with a YouTube channel. Well, we fans won’t fall for this shit anymore.
  11. 2021 Off-season OTA/Mini-Camp Stuff

    Good for him getting his teeth fixed. He can afford it and he’ll likely be doing a lot of ads, endorsements, etc.
  12. 2021 Off-season OTA/Mini-Camp Stuff

    Man, leadership matters. Rodgers is screwing up. Those receivers are taking their cues from him. Burrow is a huge positive for us.
  13. 2021 Off-season OTA/Mini-Camp Stuff

    Sounds like fun!
  14. General Free Agency Thread

    Jeff Driskel and Ryan Finley are both on the Texans. I wonder if we’ll hear J Joe style comparisons, extolling the virtues of the Texans org and backhanding our little backwater outfit here. Spoiler alert - we won’t. The Texans are a shit show, and it seems as if we finally have our shit together, like guys actually want to play here. I heard Finley got like 2 million bucks to go down there, so their preacher/life coach/huckster GM must have liked something about him. Good haul for Finley, happy for him.
  15. General Free Agency Thread

    Quite a signing by Bellichick, will be so surprising if Redmond ends up contributing there. They supposedly are signing Brian Hoyer again. And they already have Cam Newton, Mac Jones, and Jarrett Stidham. They certainly treat quarterback depth a lot differently than the Bengals do.