Stripes

The Raiders took care of Baltimore, but they aren't looking like they'll do it again with Cleveland.

Hard to be comfortable with this defense against Lamar Jackson. But there's always the shootout.

Thank you McPherson.

The Steelers forgot to provide a sacrifice to the blood demon this week.

Don't run out of bounds. Don't forget the play clock exists. This team plays stupid.

Zach Carter did something. First time for everything.

This team just plays stupid.

Net 62 yard punt inside the 20. That'll work.

Wait. Why did the Panthers do whatever that was? They snapped the ball really far to some guy I've never seen before, then he kicked it? What was that?

My shitty feed can't decide if it wants to show me the game as it is currently in progress or jump back at random to the first quarter.

Erick All is starting to look like a home run. Great block.

Really fortunate to get that TD. The offense still more or less looks like a juggernaut. Maybe go crazy and make two or three stops in an entire game and you're hard to beat.

Defense is still pathetic.

Just about time to decide if we still have a season as of week 4. As everyone expected.

Burrow’s just trying to find answers. Not much else he can do. I suspect that was his conversation with Zac anyway (leadership).

McCarron - Browning backup QB hot girlfriend tradition is still the pride of the league.

I still don't consider the season over. All the "6 teams have ever made the playoffs after 0-3" stuff is a fundamental misunderstanding of probability theory. But they're in their biggest hole ever with two home losses to teams that we'd penciled in as "yay, easy schedule" teams. If there's any lane, it has to be the defense had its worst game of the season against Washington, and even if it's below-average it cannot be like that ever again. I think that's within the "reasonable" range of possible outcomes, as long as the offense doesn't decide to shit the bed whenever that turns around. Tons of ifs and coping and hoping, but I won't count out any Joe Burrow team this early.

"We can't pay Jessie with Tee and Ja'Marr coming up." "We can't pay Reader with Tee and Ja'Marr coming up." "We can't pay Tee with Ja'Marr coming up." "We can't pay Ja'Marr yet because he's a smelly poo poo head." Pair these miserable decisions with some awful draft picks in the trenches (both sides of the ball), and a successful postseason team contending in the AFC dumps to 0-3 and allows 90% completions to a rookie quarterback.

They want to fire Lou, be my guest. But gaping voids in the spacetime continuum left in the wake of Reader and Bates are the biggest problem.

The Bengals scored 33 points. They did not punt. They did not commit a turnover. They did not win.

On track for the most disappointing season since I became a fan (when expectations are measured against performance). 2006 and 2010 are the easy leaders, but 2024 already owns the most disappointing start.

Woo. make a stop or who cares

Snore

Woo. make a stop or who cares

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