Stripes

Huge play Rankins

Sick of signing decent RTs that play like shit RTs

Drew Sample is essential to this game

No more yapping, CTB. Great throw though.

Not a winning game script so far.

Andy Reid I love you Terrible FG

KC IOL vs CIN IDL looks as expected

Moss seems kinda stutter-steppy and indecisive behind the line

Can’t kick FGs against this team. Better than nothing

Suck it again, Baltimore

The vibes are terrible. I can’t stand to even read about this team right now. So let’s hope they realize how much they have to prove. Joe especially thrives in that state.

I'm ready to roll, but Chase and CTB are trying their best to turn the spirits against us.

They can erase this game from relevance by stealing a win in KC. I doubt it happens, but I'll give them the opportunity before I completely eviscerate everyone and everything. While they definitely always start slow, they also always recover. So we'll see.

We're on to Kansas City. Everything is on the table if they figure that one out. I have very little hope, because [beyond the Chiefs being very good], the matchup is miserable. Their IOL against our IDL is... awful.

Hate dropping a ball in the endzone. Hate fumbling at the goal line. Hate giving New England constant comfortable third downs. Hate throwing short of the sticks all day. Hate Dax Hill trying to tackle anything. Hate Trey Hendrickson dominating his man but never finishing. Hate Zack Carter playing football. Hate kicking off out of the endzone and handing the opponent the 30 yard line. Hate punting with two minutes to play and counting on this defense. Hate punt returners that don’t protect the ball. Hate week 1 preparation. Hate offensive game plan. Hate Joe Burrow’s wrist. Hate staring at 0-2 in the conference.

Big time kick Evan. Make one stop and this is winnable

Gotta score quickly to make this feasible.

Nah replay was less clear

I can’t hear the broadcast, but this seems straightforward? Definitely a fumble, and Ossai walked away with the ball.

About fucking time. No bed shitting, defense

Charlie Jones is lucky I’m not the coach. His ass is benched. The only priority as a punt returner is protecting the ball.

Second half defense has been better.

I absolutely hate Tanner Hudson right now.

Defense made two stops there.

If Hudson doesn’t inexplicably try to change hands at the goal line, we’re fine. So fucking irritating.