Stripes

It was nice ignoring this team for two weeks

Sure

Can’t score too fast and allow the defense to exist any longer than it must. Only defense is ball control.

Who cares defense can’t stop a rolling brick anyway

Cool let’s be idiots too sounds like a plan oh nevermind that’s penis shit refs

RB throw up the middle for 6 free yards this Christmas

Ja’Marr is five TDs short of breaking Carl Pickens’ single season record

I guess the plan is to win six straight games 37-34. I’m sure that’ll work out.

Sure injure another rookie why not

Jesus Christ Lou

Sure let’s drop our only good pass rusher into coverage too

Stupid blitz playcall on 3rd and 8

Defense got no time to rest lol

Chase Brown cooking

Still in their Thanksgiving food comas

The whole defense blows

Geno Stone blows

Build on that, CTB. You’re not legally obligated to stink.

I think losing a Thursday night game is actually winning.

I never really participate in the highest-level/owner-level discourse, because three years ago I saw this team come within a phantom defensive holding flag of a Lombardi Trophy. I know they're capable of it. They just cannot be missing on so many draft picks if their methods are going to work. That means two things to me at the organizational level: stop allowing Duke Tobin to be an invulnerable member of the Brown family and move on and/or hire more than three scouts FFS. That ignores the coaching deficiencies. Those are a problem too.

So continues the most frustrating season I have ever seen

Well okay. Still gotta make a stop.

Why the fuck are we chucking it deep on 4th and 2 aga— oh

So it’ll be the “mount a comeback and lose anyway” script tonight? Boring. Come up with something new.

Woo.