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  1. Mike Brown Thought of the Day

    “I want the hand measurements and high school track accomplishments of every prospect broken down for me, and I want it in a 3 ring binder, preferably a Franklin. Also, as I said earlier, the Rudolph kid, he looks pretty lantern-jawed, let’s take him.”
  2. Baghdad Hob Mocks Ridley at #21

    If they take a receiver in the first round I will start a dog riot. That's a riot in which the participants are mainly dogs. It's one of the worst public disturbances you or your dog could participate in. Receiver. Really.
  3. 2018 Reds

    My yearly tribe update for you long-suffering Reds fans - The Indians have won 8 of their last 11 to jump to a modest lead in the AL Central. Their staff is straight up money. They have the 2nd worst team batting average in the A.L. If their bats can get going, and Francona seems to think they can, they can make the playoffs again. Amazing to be in this role as a tribe fan. Where the reds are now, that was home for the Indians for over 40 years. It was brutal. Year after year.
  4. Mike Brown Thought of the Day

    "Mommy's gone for the afternoon, eh? I wonder what TJ's granny is up to these days, heh heh." (Pulls bag phone out from under bed, takes 10 minutes to identify numbers on the buttons, begins to dial)
  5. Mike Brown Thought of the Day

    "Fagnow? Can that be right? Damn this new hip. Someone get me the phone!"
  6. The O-Line Roster

    Fagnow stomps on the terra. He's a Tyronasaurus Rex. Must draft.
  7. The O-Line Roster

    If you hurry up and click on cincy jungle link below you can read about the highest rated FBS lineman in this year's draft, and, obviously, the highest rated center, Frank Ragnow. You can also clearly see that Cincy Jungle, halfway through the writeup, refers to him as, "fagnow." Probably a typo, not that I find something like that funny. https://www.cincyjungle.com/2018/4/18/17252022/nfl-draft-2018-bengals-hosting-arkansas-center-frank-ragnow-visit
  8. The O-Line Roster

    I look at the performance of Cedric and Fisher through and Alexander prism. An Alexander prism is a lens that turns everything you view through it into a Pacific Garbage Patch, a pile of faded plastic that floats around and clogs everything. Because that's how that fuckwad coached. Those centers, Trampled-check and Bodine, were his masterpieces. Kind of like Beethoven's 3rd and his 5th symphonies. There is a distinct possibility that either or both Ced and Fisher could end up significantly better than they are right now. So I say go center with that first pick at 21. They're hosting Ragnow from Arkansas today, maybe they're thinking about him.
  9. The O-Line Roster

    Need speed receiver to make up for the Ross miss last year. Heh.
  10. Mike Brown Thought of the Day

    "Who's working on the Fresca contract? Pete, is that your deal? Get a good price on that. The wives like to drink that Fresca."
  11. The O-Line Roster

    All these stories you see that are headlined something like, “The Greatest Need for Each of the 32 NFL Teams,” or “Most Likely First Round Pick For NFL Teams,” I don’t even read those stories this year. The brain trust let our o-line deteriorate into such a state of disrepair that there is no debate what we need. It’s more obvious than probably any other team in the league.
  12. Mike Brown Thought of the Day

    "Is that a dog. How'd a dog get in here? What is that? A dog?"
  13. The O-Line Roster

    They'll probably put a uniform on them and run them out there, more in homage to their draft spot than anything else.
  14. Mike Brown Thought of the Day

    "Eh.... gurrghhh... fabagasha fump...."
  15. Mike Brown Thought of the Day

    Did we have the draft yet? Did we get the Butkus kid from Illinois I’ve had my eye on?