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  1. Browns @ Bengals Game Thread

    Yea Marvin is good. When AJ had Marvin Jones and Sanu as his running mates, things were different around here. Receiving corps is down, And the O-line is down. It would not shock me to see the Browns give us a competitive game this Sunday. If Andy's on his game, they won't be in it long. If Bad Andy shows up, anything could happen. What a year it's turning out to be.
  2. Happy thanksgiving :)

    The hissing rage that Chiefs fan exhibits when her boyfriend wears a Raiders sweater to dinner is so out of proportion to the little social faux pas he commits that he should seriously get a restraining order. She's crazy.
  3. Happy thanksgiving :)

    My God, that Ford ad where the guy's car parks itself, and his girl's family realizes what a righteous, high-toned, son of a bitch they're little gal is tangled up with. I'm going to go buy one of those cars.
  4. Happy thanksgiving :)

    Happy Thanksgiving to all Bengalszoners.
  5. Browns @ Bengals Game Thread

    Mike's an idiot for letting Zimmer get away. All to let Marvin try for just an extra year or two to win a playoff game and fix that hole in his record.
  6. Don't rejoice. Paul can use this as proof of development. I can see Ced being our (very ineffective) starting left tackle for years to come if he manages to sprinkle in some decent performances here and there. I really would prefer to see him replaced. Nothing personal, seems like a great guy, but his performance so far has been more typical of a depth type player than a starter.
  7. NFL Boycott? Are you watching?

    Dre ran out of gas, but still pretty athletic move by him to recover his own fumble.
  8. NFL Boycott? Are you watching?

    Just watched some of the Falcons vs Seahawks Monday Night game. The Falcons defense delivers crushing hits. They're actually scary.
  9. Bengals @ Broncos Game Thread

    After the game they put a graphic on the screen and said ok, the Bengals are only one game out of the last wild card spot.
  10. Bengals @ Broncos Game Thread

    Nice win, if only we played Denver every week. We need linebackers. Preferably someone who can play the middle so we can move 55 out of there. Wonder who might be available. If Mixon had a line he'd be tearing it up. He looks really deceptive, he waits, then accelerates with power. Some would say he runs with a lot of punch.
  11. Bengals @ Broncos Game Thread

    Maualuga got cut by the Dolphins for getting arrested last night. Dude has an alcohol problem, sounds like it's still bugging him.
  12. Bengals @ Broncos Game Thread

    If the Bengals lose, I'll shoot the neighbor's dog with my kid's BB gun.
  13. Just not feeling it

    Not feeling it, episode 137 - While tv rating crater, players lose their marbles due to head trauma, and fans stay away in droves, NFL owners address the issues by squabbling over how to divide the billions. So relatable! Millionaire players strut about and pound their chests, billionaire owners bicker over vaults of cash, argue league minutiae, and fill their Depends by the 3rd quarter. We go outside and clean our gutters, stare at a $5,000.00 front end deductible on our great health insurance, then watch as the camera cuts to Jerra after the Cowboys get a first down. Look, he's clapping! I feel better now. Thanks NFL!
  14. Other franchises pick you up at the airport in a non-Lumina vehicle, fill your trunk with Gatorade, let you catch passes out of the backfield from Tom Brady, give you giant towels for the shower, and just generally don't make you play for Marvin. Of course there's also the dome thing.
  15. Bengals @ Broncos Game Thread

    Denver sucks. Bengals suck too. My idea for the run game - Let Burfict play fullback. He just wants to destroy people anyway, so let him go out there and smash. Denver 24, Cincy 14.