COB Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 2 minute warning - ads: 1. insurance 2. A flooring store 3. Subway 4. Bimzelx, a drug this guy on tv takes, he’s apparently capable of dealing with the possible suicidal thoughts! 5. NFL Sunday Ticket. 8 payments of $30 a month. Quote
COB Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 D series 5 - eagles cough it up, but a legion of bengals defenders can’t figure out how to fall on it. Reviewed, the white hat turns on his mic, flexes the guns, says no fumble (extra flex). Zac Taylor calls timeout, but to no avail, the Eagles kick a field goal. Quote
COB Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 Halftime: Zac Taylor talks to the sideline babe. He says it’s bad that we kicked field goals instead of scoring touchdowns. Which is ironic because Zac Taylor is the human embodiment of kicking repeated field goals because you can never punch it in. 1 Quote
COB Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 Halftime - some golf highlights from Atlanta. CBS cop show ads. My pitch for a new CBS cop show. It’s called “Cops Kick Ass” and it’s an hour long show of just violent police brutality. Like beating the shit out of guys with nightsticks, going into the interrogation room at the cop headquarters and beating guys with phone books, torturing guys with pliers and forcing false confessions out of them, and, finally, each show ends with cops tazing random surly teenagers who just got off their shift at Arby’s where they mocked and laughed at older customers who couldn’t understand the new menu. 1 Quote
COB Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 3rd quarter: we fumble the kickoff and Andy comes in for the Eagles. Andy can’t get it going so the kicker we drafted and Marvin cut kicks a field goal. Announcer very uncharitably notes that Andy is 1-6 in his last 7 starts. Quote
volcom69 Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 Well might be time to look for a better RB3 my gosh all these guys have impressed much and seem to fumble quite a bit lol Quote
COB Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 Cincy offense comes out, Sean Clifford quarterback! He played at X and Penn State. He throws one to Charlie Jones. Then we run a screen that doesn’t work. The announcers gloss Sean Ham Sandwich, mainly because he broke passing records at Penn State. Quote
Stripes Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 I’m here just in time for Andrew Tiberius Dalton. Quote
COB Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 Andy gets in a groove. The red rifle locks in, our depth guys are befuddled. Receivers getting wide open. Quote
COB Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 Vincent Van Dalton throws a touchdown. Jake Elliot rubs salt in the wound, makes the PAT. 1 Quote
COB Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 Clifford has guys fall all over his legs and gets hurt. Requests a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts be delivered to the blue tent. Mike denies request and shows up with a bag of day old donuts from Kroger. Quote
COB Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 Andy looks in control. Eagles clearly having fun and playing together. Quote
COB Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 Bimzelx- you’ll be back, but watch out for those suicidal thoughts and behavior! Quote
volcom69 Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 Find it funny how Robinson is still out there this late? Not sure what that means for him, but guessing he will be DT5 or DT6. So guess that mean Jenkins is still a favorite out there, I still have not seen much from that guy, hopefully he steps up some this season Quote
Stripes Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 That may have been the single best preseason I have ever seen from a Bengals rookie class. 1 Quote
Stripes Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 Unless Tahj Brooks is highly valuable on STs, I don't think he should make the team. He stinks as a RB. Go with one of the randos. Quote
COB Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 Agree on Brooks. Doesn’t seem to have the burst he showed in college. In our offense you absolutely have to be a running back who can effectively block. If he’s good on teams and can block, that’s the only way he sticks. Quote
HoosierCat Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 And so it begins, the longest two weeks of the year. 1 Quote
COB Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 I was really hoping we could add to the all-NFL cool name roster this year when I saw they signed Matthew McDoom. Alas, he didn’t show much last night and is likely gone. Quote
HoosierCat Posted August 29 Report Posted August 29 1 hour ago, COB said: I was really hoping we could add to the all-NFL cool name roster this year when I saw they signed Matthew McDoom. Alas, he didn’t show much last night and is likely gone. Matthew will return in Avengers: McDoomsday. Quote
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