HoosierCat Posted November 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 Stripes, Army, am I gonna have to come over there and whack both of you upside the head? We want Browning to suck! Picks, fumbles, sacks, you name it, he better deliver. All wins at this point do is push us down the draft board. And looking at the schedule, even average play might get the Bengals 3 or 4 more wins. Pitt’s locker room is in meltdown, and both Indy and Minny are without their starting QBs too. An 8-9 or 9-8 finish buys us the worst of all possible worlds: no playoffs but a draft pick in the second half of the first. Get out there and do your worst, Jake! Make us all proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted November 21, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 Steelers can Canada. https://www.nfl.com/news/steelers-fire-offensive-coordinator-matt-canada-amid-fourth-season-with-team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 27 minutes ago, HoosierCat said: Stripes, Army, am I gonna have to come over there and whack both of you upside the head? We want Browning to suck! Dude, I'm all in on watching Browning channel his inner Ryan Finley. Just get it done Jake !! However, I'm going to be honest here... I'm probably not watching many more Bengals games this year. I will check in here and there, watch highlights (hopefully low lights) and move on to next year. If there was one thing that would peak what little interest I have left in the 2023 season, it would be AJ McCarron. I just like his wife, I mean him, and would probably see if he could go out there and have some fun with it. God knows this roster is better than the one he should have beaten the Steelers with in the playoffs. I have no idea where he's at with the offense, but I'm just saying. Again, bring on the suck. Army needs a top 10 pick !! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 59 minutes ago, HoosierCat said: Steelers can Canada. https://www.nfl.com/news/steelers-fire-offensive-coordinator-matt-canada-amid-fourth-season-with-team Uh oh. The Tomlin Empire getting a little shaky. But firing Canada buys him the rest of this season and surely all of next year as they give the new OC a fair chance. Gonna break out some new custom aviators and a new look Tomlin calls “Blue Steel, (but with a sort of ruthless flavor. But also confident. So Confidently Ruthless Blue Steel.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregcook69 Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 3 hours ago, HoosierCat said: Stripes, Army, am I gonna have to come over there and whack both of you upside the head? We want Browning to suck! Picks, fumbles, sacks, you name it, he better deliver. All wins at this point do is push us down the draft board. And looking at the schedule, even average play might get the Bengals 3 or 4 more wins. Pitt’s locker room is in meltdown, and both Indy and Minny are without their starting QBs too. An 8-9 or 9-8 finish buys us the worst of all possible worlds: no playoffs but a draft pick in the second half of the first. Get out there and do your worst, Jake! Make us all proud. This is year 57 that we look forward to the draft. Fans keep looking, the franchise keeps picking, Lombardi stays elusive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 We could win the Super Bowl and I would look forward to the draft. I love college football and enjoy watching the path for many of these young guys. If you mean that it sucks to be doing that with nearly half the season remaining, yeah, that sucks. Such is the life of a Bengals fan. Someone mentioned that this isn't for the weak of heart. Truer words have never been said. Well, that and Tyler Eifert probably fractured his ankle while blowing his nose this morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 9 hours ago, HoosierCat said: Stripes, Army, am I gonna have to come over there and whack both of you upside the head? We want Browning to suck! Picks, fumbles, sacks, you name it, he better deliver. All wins at this point do is push us down the draft board. And looking at the schedule, even average play might get the Bengals 3 or 4 more wins. Pitt’s locker room is in meltdown, and both Indy and Minny are without their starting QBs too. An 8-9 or 9-8 finish buys us the worst of all possible worlds: no playoffs but a draft pick in the second half of the first. Get out there and do your worst, Jake! Make us all proud. Sure, by all means, suck every ounce of ass there is left to suck! I just mean that if he does suck, I don't want to see him backing up Joe Burrow next season. That'd be old-style Bengals complacency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted November 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2023 Today in Things That Will Raise Volcom’s Blood Pressure. https://www.threads.net/@cdcarter13/post/Cz7t_Zfs3nc/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted November 22, 2023 Report Share Posted November 22, 2023 Maybe the casual observer needed that chart, but anyone else that watches the Bengals could have told you this without thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted November 22, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2023 And six months later…El Stinko Grande officially named starter over Nick Scott. https://www.cincyjungle.com/2023/11/22/23972673/jordan-battle-starter-strong-safety-bengals-news-lou-anarumo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 The NFL will never recover from this Dolly Parton halftime show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 If one were to, say, want to gouge out one’s own eyes after seeing the Dolly Parton halftime show, hypothetically, what would one use, grapefruit spoon? Potato peeler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 23, 2023 Report Share Posted November 23, 2023 “What the actual fuck?” -Porter Wagner 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 That was really gross. I mean seriously. 77 year old women just shouldn’t be attempting that. There’s nothing remotely appealing about that at all. To answer your question COB, I’d just pull your eyes out yourself and then put them in a hard boiled egg slicer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 24, 2023 Report Share Posted November 24, 2023 Higgins out, CTB out. Two good players. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted November 25, 2023 Report Share Posted November 25, 2023 5 hours ago, COB said: Higgins out, CTB out. Two good players. Hell yeah, bring on the tank !!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GapControl Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 Come on Jake Browning! Channel your inner Brock Purdy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GapControl Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 Come on Taylor and Callahan Channel your inner Bill Walsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 I would rather them channel their inner 90’s Bengals teams !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 Don’t channel your inner Kyle McCord. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted November 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 Taylor needs to find his inner Dave Shula. Lou needs to channel Chuck Bresnahan. And most importantly, Browning needs to follow in the footsteps of Akili Smith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom69 Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 Honestly not sure I care which way they go my main thing is I wanna see is them playing the young guys. Wanna see the young RB Brown play a lot today I wanna see what they got in him. Oh also let’s see if Taylor runs the ball, maybe it will help him realize that if he runs it, it might actually open up passing down the field when Burrow returns next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom69 Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 30th in total defense, yea even with Burrow healthy not sure they would go anywhere with that defense. They need to work on this side as well looks like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted November 26, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 Well d got a stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom69 Posted November 26, 2023 Report Share Posted November 26, 2023 Lol yea terrible he looks lost right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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