General AFC North thread

[AMPHAR]

7 hours ago, ArmyBengal said:

If you are a woman in Houston and DIDN’T get propositioned by Watson, are you trying to figure out why you weren’t good enough at this point ??

maybe he had a dick cramp?  

[HoosierCat]

 

[ArmyBengal]

I’m honestly surprised Jackson hadn’t been signed yet. He may not be what he once was, but a vet presence most teams could use.

[HoosierCat]

Worth keeping an eye on...

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 Lamar Jackson's rough week continued on Wednesday, when the Baltimore Ravens quarterback did not finish practice due to a quadriceps injury.

A team spokesman said Jackson left practice early to receive treatment from a trainer and would not be available to speak to reporters on Wednesday, which is when his media session is usually held.

This is the third straight week that Jackson has been on the injury report. He missed a practice two weeks ago due to illness and was sidelined for a practice last week because of a hip injury.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35150209/ravens-lamar-jackson-leaves-practice-quadriceps-injury

[membengal]

My best guess is it was a fake injury to allow him to skip media availability…

[HoosierCat]

Wouldn’t surprise me. That said, his playing style is not one known to extend the career of QBs. Mileage could be starting to show.

[membengal]

He practiced full today. Not on report. Totally fake yesterday. 

[HoosierCat]

Not on report? Ok…must be some other dude with the same name who plays the same position. 

 

[membengal]

I guess I don’t consider “FULL” as “on the report”…

they made up an injury to keep him from press and then brought him back full…lol 

[ArmyBengal]

It was a bitch move on his and the Ravens part.
I mean God forbid someone take accountability for what they put out there.
He said it, just own it and move on.  A big whatever.

[HoosierCat]

PCL sprain for Lamar. Looks like he will miss at least this weekend’s game against Pitt.

[ArmyBengal]

Makes me want to vomit to say it, but..... Let's go Steelers !!!

BARF !!!

[TJJackson]

yes, unfortunately, we should all be Rapistburgers fans this coming weekend

[COB]

1 hour ago, TJJackson said:

yes, unfortunately, we should all be Rapistburgers fans this coming weekend

Not happening no matter what.

Further afc north news:  Los Angeles area Olive Garden restaurants, particularly those in strip  mall parking lots have been advised:  Be On Lookout for The Olive Garden Parking Lot Cowboy.  Pay close attention to vehicles parked late at night near the dumpster.  Baker headed to the Rams and he’s known to be a hopeless romantic, particularly when parked near a fryer grease collection barrel.  

[TJJackson]

More good news on the AFCN front:  looks like the Rapistburgers have another diva WR in the making

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35196667/mike-tomlin-ok-pittsburgh-steelers-wr-george-pickens-wanting-bigger-role

[ArmyBengal]

Pickens was a known to have a two cent head while at Georgia and it was mentioned through the draft process. I guess the Steelers just chose to ignore what had been well documented. Whatever…

[TJJackson]

why isnt Mr Google explaining the Baker Mayfield connection to Olive Garden parking lots to me?

with great power comes great responsibility, and by god, Mr Google has great information-based powers

[Stripes]

6 minutes ago, TJJackson said:

why isnt Mr Google explaining the Baker Mayfield connection Olive Garden parking lots to me?

with great power comes great responsibility, and by god, Mr Google has great information-based powers

You don’t even want to know about Baker Mayfield’s incident at the Arby’s in Heath.

[COB]

1 hour ago, TJJackson said:

why isnt Mr Google explaining the Baker Mayfield connection Olive Garden parking lots to me?

with great power comes great responsibility, and by god, Mr Google has great information-based powers

Because sadly, it was a Cheesecake Factory parking lot.

https://pagesix.com/2020/02/22/woman-claims-tryst-with-married-browns-qb-baker-mayfield-in-cheesecake-factory-parking-lot/

[COB]

Just an odd little factoid I just read:  Stetson Bennett is up for the Heisman this year.  Lamar Jackson won the Heisman back in 2016.  Lamar and Stetson Bennett were born in the same year.

[ArmyBengal]

7 hours ago, COB said:

Just an odd little factoid I just read:  Stetson Bennett is up for the Heisman this year.  Lamar Jackson won the Heisman back in 2016.  Lamar and Stetson Bennett were born in the same year.

I had to look at that one and sure as shit.
Stetson's story of transfers and backup to backups to National Champion to Heisman candidate is an interesting one.
He's been playing college ball since 2017.

[ArmyBengal]

For the Joe Burrow content you didn't know you needed...

 

[HoosierCat]

Broadening the thread topic out a bit to former AFC Central teams news, looks like Tannehill is done for the year with an ankle injury that will require surgery. So if the Bengals end up going back to Tennessee in January, it’ll be Malik Willis time.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35301005/titans-qb-ryan-tannehill-very-likely-season-ankle-injury

[HoosierCat]

On the Baltimore front, no Lamar at practice today, Huntley getting all the reps.

[Stripes]

Non-zero chance, even if low, that Lamar doesn’t take another Ravens snap.