AMPHAR Posted October 22, 2018 Report Posted October 22, 2018 Stepping up to the plate. Bengals going to get back on the good side as they pillage and plunder they Yucanneers. 1 Quote
ArmyBengal Posted October 22, 2018 Report Posted October 22, 2018 I thought about giving it a go, but my last post was a little on the hostile side and I didn't want to bring that here. Agree that the Bengals probably get back to the way of winning here. I'm trying to be positive, but if we are being honest with ourselves, does it really matter in the grand scheme ?? Even though I will continue to root for them, I don't think this team is doing anything or going anywhere. Well, unless you count going through the motions and nowhere as acceptable answers... Bengals- 27 Bucs- 20 Quote
volcom69 Posted October 22, 2018 Report Posted October 22, 2018 I don't know the Bucs offense is pretty good, they are passing it like crazy right now with huge chunk plays. Bengals pass rush sucks, there secondary sucks, the defense is so lost, Vontez Blubber looks like he has no clue, ah hell the whole team is lost at this point Quote
AMPHAR Posted October 22, 2018 Author Report Posted October 22, 2018 Bengals offense needs to have a big day, IMO. The luster has really worn off the past 3 weeks. Quote
Stripes Posted October 22, 2018 Report Posted October 22, 2018 Bengals win and none of us cares. Quote
COB Posted October 22, 2018 Report Posted October 22, 2018 Would be nice to see a win. Marvin is so finished that it’s hard to get excited about anything this team is doing. Mike didn’t exactly look like a dynamo of action when they showed him in the tube last night. So clear to me now that for Mike the measure of success is revealed in a series of spreadsheets he reviews every week. It’s a viable business, nothing more, nothing less. What, really, is “winning” for Mike and Marvin? Quote
ArmyBengal Posted October 22, 2018 Report Posted October 22, 2018 2 hours ago, COB said: Mike didn’t exactly look like a dynamo of action when they showed him in the tube last night. Has he ever ?? I bet when he was a young man, he played chess all day. Whenever I see his face he seems the embodiment of vanilla flavored mud. Quote
cincyhokie Posted October 22, 2018 Report Posted October 22, 2018 Bengals will win this Sunday. And who gives a shit? 1 Quote
AMPHAR Posted October 23, 2018 Author Report Posted October 23, 2018 Bucs linebackers are banged up. I’m not a coach but it might be a good idea to test them with a running game also considering the weather. Quote
ArmyBengal Posted October 23, 2018 Report Posted October 23, 2018 15 hours ago, cincyhokie said: Bengals will win this Sunday. And who gives a shit? I laughed out loud when I read this because it is my sentiment exactly. Who cares ?? It won't matter one way or another. After that KC game, I just don't have the energy to care enough. I have other things to do that will bear more fruit for me. Watching porn, scratching my balls, taking a long nap. You know.... Things that bring joy to life. Quote
COB Posted October 23, 2018 Report Posted October 23, 2018 The Bucs game will be a success if they have the little monkeys dressed up as cowboys riding around on dogs at halftime. Anything less than that - FAIL. 1 Quote
TJJackson Posted October 23, 2018 Report Posted October 23, 2018 Bengals could not score against two of the NFLs worst defenses the last two weeks. Dont see that changing. Dont know what changed - they seemed to score at will prior to that Our new DC needs to depart. Like now. Quote
AMPHAR Posted October 23, 2018 Author Report Posted October 23, 2018 3 hours ago, COB said: The Bucs game will be a success if they have the little monkeys dressed up as cowboys riding around on dogs at halftime. Anything less than that - FAIL. I would prefer a Pirates of the Caribbean themed monkeys with pirate swords with the dogs dressed up as pirate ships. Then Who Dey mascot dressed up as the Kracken chasing them. 1 Quote
Scottishbengal Posted October 23, 2018 Report Posted October 23, 2018 I think the Bengals will take this one vs the Fuckneers, although I expect another dismal outing from our woe-line. Get me to the bye ahead of the Steelers in the AFCN and I'll be happy enough I suppose. PS - I've heard that David McCallum will be acting again, this time as the Bengals Pass Rush Quote
kingwilly Posted October 23, 2018 Report Posted October 23, 2018 I'll settle for the Bengals D not allowing Winston to look like Joe Montana. Bengals win 24-21. Quote
COB Posted October 23, 2018 Report Posted October 23, 2018 Memo From: Mike Brown To: Marvin Lewis Marvin, just wanted to let you know that we've received the various emails and communique' you have transmitted regarding the halftime Monkey Rodeo we employ every year. The feelings you and your wife have expressed, that the show is nothing more than animal abuse and should be stopped, is not shared by myself or me or Mike Brown (I). You are correct that the show, in its simplest recitation, could be described as stuffing a few Capuchin monkeys in little western outfits, strapping them to the backs of border collies, and sending them on a terrifying, helter skelter ride at speeds up to 30 miles per hour, all in front of a screaming horde of half intoxicated NFL fans. I give you all that. But so what? It's well received by those fans. I investigated your claim regarding Tim Lepard, the man that brings the monkey rodeo to Cincinnati every year. And you are correct, his show's other engagements consist of very low level minor league baseball games, county fairs, and yes, unfortunately, a good number of motorcycle rallies. Marvin, let me point out to you the clientele at those affairs are the same subset of the population that comes to our stadium. You know I share your utter contempt for most of the drunken cretins that attend our games. We're staging nothing more than a modern-day gladiator battle out there every other Sunday, complete with broken bones, maimings, and blood lust. Who do you think we're attracting? This type of low-brow, dimwitted monkey show is right on their level. It's kind of our way of saying, "Hey look, drunken clerk from the car parts store, monkeys in cowboy outfits riding on dogs!" Come to think of it, it's not our way of paraphrasing that. That's exactly what we're saying! Your point that we are "cheaping out" on the halftime show, just because the Rams are staging halftime concerts with the latest Instagram L.A. pop starlet, and the Browns are leaning on the Cleveland Rock and Roll angle to stage heavy acid rock freak-outs at halftime, is not well received here in the upstairs suites at Paul Brown Stadium. By God, if it's good enough for the Wilmington Blue Rocks and the Erie Seawolves, it's good enough for the Cincinnati Bengals! And I checked, although it doesn't matter in the least, you are correct in that we spend about a tenth of what other NFL franchises spend on halftime entertainment. So what? At least we're spending something. Keep complaining Marvin, do you really want to see my next move? Because we'll go back to a rousing show from the Elder High School Marching Band, followed by a swearing in ceremony for the local crop of ROTC candidates. God bless America! Think our fans won't eat that up with a spoon? Damn right they will. Thanks, Mike PS - Good try there on Sunday night, thought we had a chance for a while. Keep up the good work. 1 2 Quote
COB Posted October 28, 2018 Report Posted October 28, 2018 Let’s go Bengals! Gotta take down those Buccaneers today, need to rinse off those last couple games and get the winning mojo back! Before the season, we all would have accepted 4-3 after 7 games. A win today would be huge. Quote
Stripes Posted October 28, 2018 Report Posted October 28, 2018 This is about to be the most sarcastic 1:00 PM win in recent memory. I have my right hand ready to issue jerkoff motions at regular intervals of the broadcast. Quote
volcom69 Posted October 28, 2018 Report Posted October 28, 2018 Boyd down really! Man hopefully it's nothing or this season just sucks! Quote
ShulaSteakhouse Posted October 28, 2018 Report Posted October 28, 2018 lol, o-line gets man-handled on 4th and 1, not surprised... Quote
volcom69 Posted October 28, 2018 Report Posted October 28, 2018 Shotgun on 4th and 1? Awesome just awesome! Idiots Quote
Stripes Posted October 28, 2018 Report Posted October 28, 2018 Rushing to go for it on 4th down is pointless if you're not going to do anything to take advantage of the defense's lack of preparedness. Quote
volcom69 Posted October 28, 2018 Report Posted October 28, 2018 This defense is flat out terrible Quote
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