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5. The Cincinnati Bengals will lose 10 or more games.

Every year there is a young team that takes a giant step forward usually due to a favorable schedule and some good breaks. The next year that team almost always misses the playoffs as the schedule stiffens and higher expectations are placed upon them. Bengals quarterback Andy Dalton has marginal talent but he flat-lined after a great start. With Cincinnati possibly losing defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer to a head coaching gig, the Bengals will plummet in 2012.

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5. The Cincinnati Bengals will lose 10 or more games.

Every year there is a young team that takes a giant step forward usually due to a favorable schedule and some good breaks. The next year that team almost always misses the playoffs as the schedule stiffens and higher expectations are placed upon them. Bengals quarterback Andy Dalton has marginal talent but he flat-lined after a great start. With Cincinnati possibly losing defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer to a head coaching gig, the Bengals will plummet in 2012.

Given our past history after a winning season, you really can't blame him for the prediction.

Even so, he can go f**k himself!

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In all honesty I think the pressure is on Mike and Marvin to not only sustain the positive vibes from this season but come through again in 2012. And neither on has shown the ability to do that in nine seasons.

So that type of view from the outside is probably legitimate. In other words prove it.

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Well Marvin is in his last year of his contract, last time that happend he won 4 games, with what some people would call more talent.

Dalton by the end of the year just wasnt the same guy as he was in the begining of the year, the passing game just wasnt as good. However thats with out a running game, and not the best o-line play.

I hate these kind of predictions, the year has not even ended, Zimmer has not left, and if he does we dont know who will take his place! They didnt have free agency or the draft, so we dont know how they are going to either help themselves or hurt themselves. So i think things like this should wait till at least after the draft!

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5. The Cincinnati Bengals will lose 10 or more games.

Every year there is a young team that takes a giant step forward usually due to a favorable schedule and some good breaks. The next year that team almost always misses the playoffs as the schedule stiffens and higher expectations are placed upon them. Bengals quarterback Andy Dalton has marginal talent but he flat-lined after a great start. With Cincinnati possibly losing defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer to a head coaching gig, the Bengals will plummet in 2012.

Quite honestly, we want predictions like this. Let's not lose our underdog personna. Marvin can use it as motivation. The last thing we need now is to be picked as favorites.

More to the point, this is a hurdle this franchise needs to achieve. Making the playoffs in back to back years has been quite elusive for this team. They'll have to do this before they'll be thought of as anything more than the KC Chiefs or the TB Bucs

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Why is it that no one brings up how freaking difficult the schedule was for a young Bengals Offense?

In our 17 games (against teams ranked in the top ten in total defense): 2 games vs. #1 Pittsburgh, 2 Games vs. #2 Houston, 2 Games vs. #3 Baltimore, 1 Game vs. #4 San Francisco (thats seven games vs. the top 4 defenses), 1 Game vs. #6 Jacksonville, 1 Game vs. #9 Seattle, 2 Games vs. #10 Cleveland....thats 11 games vs. top ten defenses folks as a young offense what were were able to accomplish is pretty stunning given the competition and given that there was no offseason to speak of.

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That d-bag writer points out that we benefitted from an easy schedule. Did he look at next year's schedule? Not exactly murderer's row.

I'm tired of people outside of here bringing that up again. Same schedule as the rest of the AFC North with the exception of two games. Time to move on.

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The point he is making is true. A team that had mild success in a year always seems to fall back to earth the following year.

This year it was TB and KC, and NYJ.

Maybe next year it is the Bengals. I doubt it but maybe.

A more apt team to fall back is Houston or Pittsburgh.

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The point he is making is true. A team that had mild success in a year always seems to fall back to earth the following year.

This year it was TB and KC, and NYJ.

Maybe next year it is the Bengals. I doubt it but maybe.

A more apt team to fall back is Houston or Pittsburgh.

I would say the Broncos.

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The point he is making is true. A team that had mild success in a year always seems to fall back to earth the following year.

That's not a point, that's a cliche. The closest thing he comes to a point is arguing that the Bengals success was fueled by a weak schedule and next year will be harder. Except that's actually not true. Next year they'll face just 3 teams (NYG, Pitt, Bal) with winning records in 2010, which is fewer games against winners than they had this year.

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Outside the Broncos, I think the Bengals might be the premier possibility among 2011 playoff teams to fall back next year to a sub-.500 finish. That doesn't mean it will happen, but I understand the guy's prediction. Citing the schedule as the reason is stupid, but the general expectation of a surprise playoff team struggling to do it again the next season is not.

Houston and Pittsburgh both strike me as considerably more likely to have sustained success in 2012 than Cincinnati.

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The point he is making is true. A team that had mild success in a year always seems to fall back to earth the following year.

This year it was TB and KC, and NYJ.

Maybe next year it is the Bengals. I doubt it but maybe.

A more apt team to fall back is Houston or Pittsburgh.

I would say the Broncos.

That's a lock unless Jesus himself intervenes.

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I certainly understand the thought of teams falling back, but I don't see that team being the Bengals in 2012.

Why ?? For all the reasons this clown thinks they will. The schedule. It's just not sound thinking on the writers part.

Could it happen to the Bengals though ?? Sure, just like any team out there.

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5. The Cincinnati Bengals will lose 10 or more games.

Every year there is a young team that takes a giant step forward usually due to a favorable schedule and some good breaks. The next year that team almost always misses the playoffs as the schedule stiffens and higher expectations are placed upon them. .

Examples please

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SSDY.

5. The Cincinnati Bengals will lose 10 or more games.

Every year there is a young team that takes a giant step forward usually due to a favorable schedule and some good breaks. The next year that team almost always misses the playoffs as the schedule stiffens and higher expectations are placed upon them. .

Examples please

I think he's talking about Tampa Bay.

One major difference though is that Tampa Bay's schedule went from one of the NFL's easiest to one of the NFL's toughest (They played the NFC West in 2010, and the NFC North in 2011... and got unlucky enough to have to play the 49ers this year on top of it).

If the Bengals schedule does get tougher, it will likely only be marginally. They play a 3rd place schedule... and face the AFC West and NFC East. Time will tell though. The Bengals have been prone to disappointment after a playoff season... but my feeling is that Andy Dalton is the Honey Badger. He don't give a s**t about the past.

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