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Call Carson. Promise him a trade in 2012 if he comes back for one more season.

Bingo.

Imagine that call:

SoP: Hello, Carson. This is your employer. Well, kind of. I'd like to talk to you about your welching, and how we can solve this situation.

Carson: Uh, who is this...? Mike? You sound like you are in a tin can.

SoP: Oh, that's just my rotary phone. Still seems to work fine, so we just keep it. Anyways, little Andy has taken a wrap on the wrist and might need some time to get that healed up. It opens up the chance to have you come back to the team and play some football. We could talk about how your plans are going and what can be done to further your career a bit.

Carson: Well, I am listening. I would need to be assured that I would be released once the season is over.

SoP: There's that welching thing again. Our plans had to change based on your decision, so perhaps we can find a proper way to transition you through to another eam. Can you be here by Monday?

Carson: Let me ask my wife. Hold the line.

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Can we get a refund on that Leon Hall contract? I want J-Joe back!

Hall looks like he's on the junior varsity.

What happened to him. He's a shell of what he was.

Whoa! Cut shot to Marvin. He's clearly been spending time at the Montgomery Inn for all you can eat ribs....

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