HairOnFire Posted August 31, 2011 Report Posted August 31, 2011 According to scuttlebutt Andy Dalton has openly embraced the nickname of Red Rifle. I hereby vow I will never ever refer to him in that way. Quote
volcom69 Posted August 31, 2011 Report Posted August 31, 2011 According to scuttlebutt Andy Dalton has openly embraced the nickname of Red Rifle. I hereby vow I will never ever refer to him in that way.Least its not the red rocket, that just makes me think of what happens when a dog gets horny LOL LOL Quote
BengalByTheBay Posted August 31, 2011 Report Posted August 31, 2011 According to scuttlebutt Andy Dalton has openly embraced the nickname of Red Rifle. I hereby vow I will never ever refer to him in that way.I suppose "Fire Bush" will be even less attractive to you then, huh? Quote
HairOnFire Posted August 31, 2011 Report Posted August 31, 2011 According to scuttlebutt Andy Dalton has openly embraced the nickname of Red Rifle. I hereby vow I will never ever refer to him in that way.I suppose "Fire Bush" will be even less attractive to you then, huh? Mostly true, but only because I'm not a hummingbird. Quote
Spor_tees Posted August 31, 2011 Report Posted August 31, 2011 The 'Red Rifle' sounds about as bad as the nickname for Zorro...'The Gay Blade.'I much prefer something like Archie. Quote
membengal Posted August 31, 2011 Report Posted August 31, 2011 I think I will call him... "Dalton"... because his last name is "Dalton". Quote
Spor_tees Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 I think I will call him... "Dalton"... because his last name is "Dalton".They could call the Offense the 'Dalton Gang.' How about calling Dalton 'Roadhouse!' You can do anything with a kick and yelling 'Roadhouse!' Quote
HairOnFire Posted September 1, 2011 Report Posted September 1, 2011 I think I will call him... "Dalton"... because his last name is "Dalton". That could work, but only if Dalton succeeds. Fail, and a player MAY lose his right to be called by his own name. Furthermore, once revoked fans are free to substitute any knickname or slur....including the previously mentioned Gingerception, which I confess I intend to steal and use over and over again if Dalton goes tits up. But yeah, for now it's just Dalton. Quote
Passepartout Posted September 7, 2011 Report Posted September 7, 2011 Red Rifle does sound great! Quote
HairOnFire Posted September 7, 2011 Report Posted September 7, 2011 Red Dawn sounds like a brand of dishwashing soap made especially for conservatives. Quote
derekshank Posted September 7, 2011 Report Posted September 7, 2011 Oh yeah. I forgot about that movie. Quote
HairOnFire Posted September 7, 2011 Report Posted September 7, 2011 Oh yeah. I forgot about that movie. Well, there's your problem. Too much ginger, not enough Swazee. Roadhouse! Quote
Spor_tees Posted September 7, 2011 Report Posted September 7, 2011 Oh yeah. I forgot about that movie. Well, there's your problem. Too much ginger, not enough Swazee. Roadhouse!Wolverines! Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted September 19, 2011 Report Posted September 19, 2011 I just heard another one at another Bengals forum...Agent Orange! Quote
semiotter Posted September 20, 2011 Report Posted September 20, 2011 I just heard another one at another Bengals forum...Agent Orange!I like this one!!! Quote
COB Posted September 20, 2011 Report Posted September 20, 2011 I'm totally on board with the Red Dragon. Red Rifle would seem to indicate Dalton has a rifle. Not working, his arm is good but not super strong. Red Dragon! Quote
COB Posted September 20, 2011 Report Posted September 20, 2011 If The Red Dragon won't make it, I respectfully submit the following:1. God's Red Rocket of Justice2. TCU JAG3. The Crimson Crusader4. Wholesome Good-Time Fun Quarterback5. Pumpkin's Pumpkin6. Greg Cook Apparition7. The West Coast Zombie (This is specifically designed to capitalize on the Zombie/Vampire craze that is sweeping the nation. Marketing!)8. Jay Gruden Joystick9. Pete Rose's and Johnny Bench's Illegitimate Kid (Also for marketing to Tri-State area)10. Smile All The Time!11. Big Beaver Cleaver12. Property of ESPN Quote
gregstephens Posted September 22, 2011 Report Posted September 22, 2011 How is Red Headed Stranger not in this conversation?Oh wait, that was by Willie Nelson...who is a well-known pot advocate...which invokes connections to OchoSmoko...Alright, I get it. Quote
HairOnFire Posted September 22, 2011 Report Posted September 22, 2011 Howdy Doodie Red Elvis The Crimson Permanent Assurance Quote
HoosierCat Posted September 22, 2011 Report Posted September 22, 2011 Considering the current unpleasantness, how about "Roman Red"?/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CslOIXporo Quote
HairOnFire Posted September 22, 2011 Report Posted September 22, 2011 Red BullGingervitus (Latin)Red Hot Chilli FlipperRaggedy Andy Quote
HairOnFire Posted September 22, 2011 Report Posted September 22, 2011 Sparkle Farkel? Flicker Farkel? Farkel Flinger? From the Wiki.... The Farkel Family was a recurring sketch on the television variety show Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In. The Farkel parents, Frank Farkel (played by Dan Rowan) and Fanny Farkel (played by Jo Anne Worley, later by Barbara Sharma and finally by Patti Deutsch), both had dark-colored hair and good eyesight. Curiously, all the children had red hair and wore glasses, just like their "good friend and trusted neighbor" Ferd Berffle, played by Dick Martin.The youngest was Sparkle Farkel, played by Goldie Hawn. There were also the twins, Simon and Gar Farkel (a pun on Simon and Garfunkel). Despite being identical twins, they were played by actresses of different races, Pamela Rodgers and Teresa Graves. There were also sketches wherein the identical twins, Sparkle and Charcoal Farkel were played by Goldie Hawn and Teresa Graves. Other Farkel children during the sketch's run included Mark Farkel, and Fritz and Fred Farkel.Much of the humor in the Farkel sketches derived from repeatedly introducing every member of the large family by name. Otherwise the dialogue would lead to tongue-twisters ("That's a fine-looking Farkel flinger you found there, Frank"). One daughter, Flicker Farkel (played by Ruth Buzzi), always had a single word of dialogue: "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" Quote
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