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His vagina must be hurting worse then we thought lol. I wonder what kicker they will decide to bring in for the rest of the preseason. I still wonder if his vagina hurt during the Saints game that he missed that easy field goal.

maybe Harrington could get coached up? he moves pretty well.

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Latest update of same story by Hobson indicates Carson may not go in preseason week 3 either.


/>http://www.bengals.com/news/article-1/bengals-go-cautious-with-palmer-graham/fda29126-fa98-4f43-a891-e5019adfbc64

This is getting old fast...

Just amazing how it is always the worst case scenario with this team and injuries. Unreal.

All of this because Carson f**ked up a pass he was trying to pull back. Clown shoes.

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Latest update of same story by Hobson indicates Carson may not go in preseason week 3 either.


/>http://www.bengals.com/news/article-1/bengals-go-cautious-with-palmer-graham/fda29126-fa98-4f43-a891-e5019adfbc64

This is getting old fast...

Just amazing how it is always the worst case scenario with this team and injuries. Unreal.

All of this because Carson f**ked up a pass he was trying to pull back. Clown shoes.

No doubt.

On the one hand, I get it: it's preseason, no reason to push things, and if they have time to heal, great.

On the other, at what point do you say, "rub some dirt on it?" I remember reading something a few months back about the Dolphins and how their turnaround was due in part to a "zero tolerance" policy for injuries. Come September, this crap has got to stop.

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We're still blaming this injury on the o-line huh ??

Come to think of it, maybe we can blame the Bengals o-line for why the Reds suck so bad to !!!

Well it's either blame the o-line, or the laws of fairness dictate a reference to Carson Palmer's vagina. Afterall... Who's been more injury prone? Palmer or Graham? But if you blame someone else, you aren't forced to mock the franchise QB in the same manner you would any other player. It's a defense mechanism... Understand?

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I'm getting ready to drop the gloves on Palmer's rather easily bruised vagina.

It is simply ridiculous that just about any time he is touched, he's injured.

Quarterbacks will get hit, it's a fact of football life. He has to be able to get tackled without breaking. One f**king ankle tackle and he's gone for weeks? Bulls**t. That gets old.

He needs to f**kin' nut up and stop being such a pansy. This team's entire season is riding on him, and he is going to enter the regular season with functionally no live bullets game action. And if this team gets off to a slow start again...bad things are coming.

f**kin' grow a pair, Carson, and lead this f**kin' team.

p***y.

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Yea i agree Carson gets hurt everytime he gets touched, and on the play he got hurt nobody touched him. Man i sure hope he dosnt get a hang nail he might not be able to grip the ball right.

Its getting real old everytime we turn around somebody important is hurt,if its not that bad then i would think they would let him play this week, but once again we were lied to!

I can see opening day now....Palmer is taking it easy, its a long season and they dont want to get him hurt in the first game. Man this sucks

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I was honestly surprised at first glance that Ocho's kicking escapades didn't ring dollar signs of savings in Mike Brown's eyes.

...but then I remember last season. Mike doesn't want to give "Ocho Twitter" any more cards to play. So an NFL Minimum Kicker signed becomes financially logical decision, even though the idea of Chad as a kicker is not a good one from a win/loss football standpoint.

Hilarious how winning isn't even in the decision making process.

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I was honestly surprised at first glance that Ocho's kicking escapades didn't ring dollar signs of savings in Mike Brown's eyes.

...but then I remember last season. Mike doesn't want to give "Ocho Twitter" any more cards to play. So an NFL Minimum Kicker signed becomes financially logical decision, even though the idea of Chad as a kicker is not a good one from a win/loss football standpoint.

Hilarious how winning isn't even in the decision making process.

I struggle to believe Mikey's (or anyone else invovled in the signing) brought in a kicker to cover for an injured Graham because of a preschool staring contest. Someone has to kick the ball, and despite the novelty... nobody ever took Chad seriously as a long term possibility.

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I was honestly surprised at first glance that Ocho's kicking escapades didn't ring dollar signs of savings in Mike Brown's eyes.

...but then I remember last season. Mike doesn't want to give "Ocho Twitter" any more cards to play. So an NFL Minimum Kicker signed becomes financially logical decision, even though the idea of Chad as a kicker is not a good one from a win/loss football standpoint.

Hilarious how winning isn't even in the decision making process.

I struggle to believe Mikey's (or anyone else invovled in the signing) brought in a kicker to cover for an injured Graham because of a preschool staring contest. Someone has to kick the ball, and despite the novelty... nobody ever took Chad seriously as a long term possibility.

What, you don't see make the obvious connection Groundhog makes? That being, 1. An NFL kicker strains his groin. 2. The NFl team goes out and signs a kicker to take his place in a couple preseason games. 3. Obviously this shows how the owner doesn't care about winning!

Wake up TDB. Did you hear there were some clouds in the sky in Cincinnati this morning? Damn you Mike Brown, why don't you want to win? (shakes fist at cosmos)

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I was honestly surprised at first glance that Ocho's kicking escapades didn't ring dollar signs of savings in Mike Brown's eyes.

...but then I remember last season. Mike doesn't want to give "Ocho Twitter" any more cards to play. So an NFL Minimum Kicker signed becomes financially logical decision, even though the idea of Chad as a kicker is not a good one from a win/loss football standpoint.

Hilarious how winning isn't even in the decision making process.

I struggle to believe Mikey's (or anyone else invovled in the signing) brought in a kicker to cover for an injured Graham because of a preschool staring contest. Someone has to kick the ball, and despite the novelty... nobody ever took Chad seriously as a long term possibility.

What, you don't see make the obvious connection Groundhog makes? That being, 1. An NFL kicker strains his groin. 2. The NFl team goes out and signs a kicker to take his place in a couple preseason games. 3. Obviously this shows how the owner doesn't care about winning!

Wake up TDB. Did you hear there were some clouds in the sky in Cincinnati this morning? Damn you Mike Brown, why don't you want to win? (shakes fist at cosmos)

TDB has been out of the loop for a while remember ?? Allow me...

TDB, meet Groundhog Day. Groundhog Day, TBD...

I'm sure you two will hit it off right from the start. :sure:

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