HoosierCat Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Could be, per da site.../>http://www.bengals.com/news/article-1/update-graham-indicates-rest/fda29126-fa98-4f43-a891-e5019adfbc64 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom69 Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 His vagina must be hurting worse then we thought lol. I wonder what kicker they will decide to bring in for the rest of the preseason. I still wonder if his vagina hurt during the Saints game that he missed that easy field goal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingwilly Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 His vagina must be hurting worse then we thought lol. I wonder what kicker they will decide to bring in for the rest of the preseason. I still wonder if his vagina hurt during the Saints game that he missed that easy field goal.maybe Harrington could get coached up? he moves pretty well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted August 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Latest update of same story by Hobson indicates Carson may not go in preseason week 3 either./>http://www.bengals.com/news/article-1/bengals-go-cautious-with-palmer-graham/fda29126-fa98-4f43-a891-e5019adfbc64This is getting old fast... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted August 22, 2009 Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 and we know Marvin cuts guys who dont practice or play, right?:-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Latest update of same story by Hobson indicates Carson may not go in preseason week 3 either./>http://www.bengals.com/news/article-1/bengals-go-cautious-with-palmer-graham/fda29126-fa98-4f43-a891-e5019adfbc64This is getting old fast...Just amazing how it is always the worst case scenario with this team and injuries. Unreal.All of this because Carson f**ked up a pass he was trying to pull back. Clown shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom69 Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 This injury wansnt even a big deal right, now its going week after week. He will go into the season without much live game action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 So I guess the comment about if it was the regular season he'd be playing was a bit off if they have to keep him out another preseason game.The timing with the WR's is going to suffer again. Sigh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Latest update of same story by Hobson indicates Carson may not go in preseason week 3 either./>http://www.bengals.com/news/article-1/bengals-go-cautious-with-palmer-graham/fda29126-fa98-4f43-a891-e5019adfbc64This is getting old fast...Just amazing how it is always the worst case scenario with this team and injuries. Unreal.All of this because Carson f**ked up a pass he was trying to pull back. Clown shoes.No doubt.On the one hand, I get it: it's preseason, no reason to push things, and if they have time to heal, great.On the other, at what point do you say, "rub some dirt on it?" I remember reading something a few months back about the Dolphins and how their turnaround was due in part to a "zero tolerance" policy for injuries. Come September, this crap has got to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShulaSteakhouse Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Considering Palmer missed most of last season as well, it seems the pampering is excessive. The play he got hurt on, hardly looked like anything serious.Maybe an above average line would help these things, and a top 10 draft pick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 We're still blaming this injury on the o-line huh ??Come to think of it, maybe we can blame the Bengals o-line for why the Reds suck so bad to !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekshank Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 We're still blaming this injury on the o-line huh ??Come to think of it, maybe we can blame the Bengals o-line for why the Reds suck so bad to !!!Well it's either blame the o-line, or the laws of fairness dictate a reference to Carson Palmer's vagina. Afterall... Who's been more injury prone? Palmer or Graham? But if you blame someone else, you aren't forced to mock the franchise QB in the same manner you would any other player. It's a defense mechanism... Understand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Thanks for clearing that up Derek !!! Good God... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 I'm getting ready to drop the gloves on Palmer's rather easily bruised vagina.It is simply ridiculous that just about any time he is touched, he's injured.Quarterbacks will get hit, it's a fact of football life. He has to be able to get tackled without breaking. One f**king ankle tackle and he's gone for weeks? Bulls**t. That gets old.He needs to f**kin' nut up and stop being such a pansy. This team's entire season is riding on him, and he is going to enter the regular season with functionally no live bullets game action. And if this team gets off to a slow start again...bad things are coming.f**kin' grow a pair, Carson, and lead this f**kin' team.p***y. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom69 Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Yea i agree Carson gets hurt everytime he gets touched, and on the play he got hurt nobody touched him. Man i sure hope he dosnt get a hang nail he might not be able to grip the ball right.Its getting real old everytime we turn around somebody important is hurt,if its not that bad then i would think they would let him play this week, but once again we were lied to!I can see opening day now....Palmer is taking it easy, its a long season and they dont want to get him hurt in the first game. Man this sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted August 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Bengals have inked former Wake Forest kicker Sam Swank, per their twitter feed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 Thats a really, really unfortunate name for a kickergiven that one need only replace the second letter of his last name if he is not as accurate as we fans might expect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidge Posted August 23, 2009 Report Share Posted August 23, 2009 I was thinking of just removing the 'S' from his surname. Plus, a dirty mag used to be called Swank or so I'm reliably formed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 Kicker Sam SwankCHAMPIONSHIP !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 The titty mag reference is enough to like the guy for the time being... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearcat1975 Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I was honestly surprised at first glance that Ocho's kicking escapades didn't ring dollar signs of savings in Mike Brown's eyes....but then I remember last season. Mike doesn't want to give "Ocho Twitter" any more cards to play. So an NFL Minimum Kicker signed becomes financially logical decision, even though the idea of Chad as a kicker is not a good one from a win/loss football standpoint.Hilarious how winning isn't even in the decision making process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnswahoo Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I was hoping 85 would do it more often just for fantasy purposes.....damn another 75 point for him...could have made him at top 5 pick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I was honestly surprised at first glance that Ocho's kicking escapades didn't ring dollar signs of savings in Mike Brown's eyes....but then I remember last season. Mike doesn't want to give "Ocho Twitter" any more cards to play. So an NFL Minimum Kicker signed becomes financially logical decision, even though the idea of Chad as a kicker is not a good one from a win/loss football standpoint.Hilarious how winning isn't even in the decision making process.I struggle to believe Mikey's (or anyone else invovled in the signing) brought in a kicker to cover for an injured Graham because of a preschool staring contest. Someone has to kick the ball, and despite the novelty... nobody ever took Chad seriously as a long term possibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I was honestly surprised at first glance that Ocho's kicking escapades didn't ring dollar signs of savings in Mike Brown's eyes....but then I remember last season. Mike doesn't want to give "Ocho Twitter" any more cards to play. So an NFL Minimum Kicker signed becomes financially logical decision, even though the idea of Chad as a kicker is not a good one from a win/loss football standpoint.Hilarious how winning isn't even in the decision making process.I struggle to believe Mikey's (or anyone else invovled in the signing) brought in a kicker to cover for an injured Graham because of a preschool staring contest. Someone has to kick the ball, and despite the novelty... nobody ever took Chad seriously as a long term possibility.What, you don't see make the obvious connection Groundhog makes? That being, 1. An NFL kicker strains his groin. 2. The NFl team goes out and signs a kicker to take his place in a couple preseason games. 3. Obviously this shows how the owner doesn't care about winning!Wake up TDB. Did you hear there were some clouds in the sky in Cincinnati this morning? Damn you Mike Brown, why don't you want to win? (shakes fist at cosmos) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted August 24, 2009 Report Share Posted August 24, 2009 I was honestly surprised at first glance that Ocho's kicking escapades didn't ring dollar signs of savings in Mike Brown's eyes....but then I remember last season. Mike doesn't want to give "Ocho Twitter" any more cards to play. So an NFL Minimum Kicker signed becomes financially logical decision, even though the idea of Chad as a kicker is not a good one from a win/loss football standpoint.Hilarious how winning isn't even in the decision making process.I struggle to believe Mikey's (or anyone else invovled in the signing) brought in a kicker to cover for an injured Graham because of a preschool staring contest. Someone has to kick the ball, and despite the novelty... nobody ever took Chad seriously as a long term possibility.What, you don't see make the obvious connection Groundhog makes? That being, 1. An NFL kicker strains his groin. 2. The NFl team goes out and signs a kicker to take his place in a couple preseason games. 3. Obviously this shows how the owner doesn't care about winning!Wake up TDB. Did you hear there were some clouds in the sky in Cincinnati this morning? Damn you Mike Brown, why don't you want to win? (shakes fist at cosmos)TDB has been out of the loop for a while remember ?? Allow me...TDB, meet Groundhog Day. Groundhog Day, TBD...I'm sure you two will hit it off right from the start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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