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If you tried to collect horrible centers, if you did it on purpose, you still might not match the Bengals ineptitude through the years. Guys who would barely have been depth elsewhere? Multi year starters for us. I don’t need to name names.

It’s not a slow day, we’re all just still reeling from the Andy Dalton Encouragement thread not working.

They changed the rule after that play. They also changed the rule on high blindside blocks after Rivers jaw got broken by the Steelers forever cheap shotting receiver.

I hope god’s not listening to all you guys dis Andy.

Just looked at Andy’s stats. Not great but far from his usual prime time implosion. Just got beat.

I turned it off at halftime. It’s like if you’ve seen a disaster movie a dozen times, you don’t need to watch the whole thing again to know how it ends.

Three cracks at the end zone. Only one good route but Andy blew it.

Vincent Van Dalton painting his masterpiece here with seconds left in the first half!

Andy Dalton QB sneak! First down!

Classic Andy.

Ok 3 punts so far, this 4th offensive series is where Andy gets it going.

Then sacked. They have to block better than that if they want Andy to succeed.

come on Andy, right here. Time to answer.

Just checked the Ravens website. Do they have a team chaplain? No, no they do not.

Andy when I said Vincent Van Gogh I meant without the insanity and self-mutilation. Like a young, healthy, Vincent Van Gogh.

Andy, a little off topic, but has anyone ever told you that you are pretty much morphing into a modern day version of Vincent Van Gogh?

Come on Andy, Mike Brown was really good to you.

Andy, remember when the tube would throw up a graphic showing how similar your first five season were to Peyton Manning’s first five seasons? Remember that? That’s the kind of player who would go out tonight and throw a shitload of touchdowns and beat the Ravens. That’s you brother.

Andy, for real, I found this on my encrypted messaging app this morning: ”Cob, please pass this on to Andy, I straight up don’t like the Ravens. Signed, God” ”PS - tell Andy to get WhatsApp so I can communicate directly with him.”

Did you hear that Andy? Mem’s fantasy team needs you. Go get ‘em!

One, two, three, Playmakers!

Andy, your beard makes you look even more like a quarterback for Christ, which you definitely are. There are a lot of fucking satanists on the Ravens, that’s a known fact. Do your thing brother.

We need to change Andy’s prime time mojo and here is our chance to do it. Just post stuff to encourage Andy.

We need Andy tonight. The Ravens are the biggest threat in our division. We need the Saints to have fun and play together. This would be a significant development for us. Go Saints!!

You know it’s funny you posted that, I watched the nfl highlight show and one of Allen’s passes he threw very strangely, basiclky looked like his arm hurt. I wonder if he’s been playing through something.