Stripes

RIP Perine

But at least the defense had a players-only meeting and reminded each other how much they love the game and love playing together. *the spirit of Andy Dalton looms menacingly over the stadium, cackling*

Ben Johnson vs. Al Golden is going to be comedy all day.

I don't know why, but Spero Dedes annoys the shit out of me. Sounds like Goofy the dog

catch the FUCKING ball

lol

lol

I just noticed that the Bears ruled out D'Andre Swift today. Thank you very much. I'll be plucking Jonathan Q. Bears Backup for my fantasy team right away.

All I know is that the stadium representative who showed me where my seats were four years ago will be my wife. The rest of the organization can burn.

The Bengals are going to win this game, but I won’t be fooled. Mirage.

Listen, friends. We all know when a relationship has run its course. We've been there. It's hard. It's awkward. You want to hold on. What if you don't find another love? What if the one you leave behind finds someone better? Anxiety is a part of life, but you have to move on. The Bengals have to move on. And we can help them. Draft an email to break up with your chosen member of the organization and/or roster management. Remember that you cannot break up with a Brown or a Blackburn, however. Divorce will send you straight to Hell.

Yep. They’re allergic to change, and so they don’t. The family will forever have plot armor, but Tobin shouldn’t. He has it anyway. I wonder how many consecutive first round busts it would take to change that. Dennard, Ogbuehi, Jackson, Ross, Price, Williams, Burrow, Chase, Hill, Murphy, Mims, Stewart 3* for 12 since 2014 *Generously giving him Mims, but not Stewart (TBD). The other two hits were top five picks and required colossally fucked seasons.

While I would fire Taylor and Golden tonight given the chance, they’re still secondary to me. The biggest problem with the Bengals (ownership aside) is Duke Tobin.

That’s true. I forgot the OT games.

Even the 2024 team never lost when scoring 38 points.

I think it might be the worst defense in NFL history.

The season is over. Tank.

Fire everyone.

Let them score

They can’t stop ANYTHING. Train wreck.

Pathetic

Some of the worst run defense I’ve ever seen

He sure did

This CBS broadcast is awful. Replay the ***damn play. TD Perine.

You can NOT stop Joe Flacco in the open field.