Stripes

That’s a fumble. Wasting Trey’s final season.

Now Ossai in coverage. You’re on my shit list, Golden.

Cam Sample covering LaPorta. Good one.

Oh come on. Let McPherson kick the damned ball you absolute coward.

I enjoy the comic visuals of Al Golden confusedly fumbling one index finger over his tablet.

I started LaPorta this week. Easy call.

This defense trying to tackle Gibbs is going to be “fun”.

Yanno. If we have to suck, I’m grateful that Baltimore has to suffer too. Just look at them. 44-10. Their colons are outside their butts. It’s beautiful.

There hasn’t been much discussion of it. I’m under the assumption that his return depends upon the win-loss record going into December. He’s only even potentially playing if they still have a shot.

Wow! A safety! Murphy is turning the corner. I smell a 5th year option.

This seems like the kind of game the Detroit Lions, as a franchise, would lose when they’re having success. Both teams are known for playing weird games that subvert expectations. The Bengals still possess great skill position talent, and Detroit’s secondary can be had on a good day. So I tell you what, boys. I am feeling this one. Lions 41 Bengals 6

Tom outdid himself this time. We're at the end. In more ways than one.

Unfortunately, the final two games are Miami and Cleveland. Primed for the bounce.

Go Reds. The whole series being in LA is hot bullshit, but Go Reds.

Hard to get spanked by 38 and 25 points in consecutive NFL games. Backup QBs are no excuse for that.

Bengals: if you really believe this season isn’t dead in the water, go get Kirk Cousins and redo his contract for a one year rental. If you don’t, then don’t sit around waiting for nothing to happen. Trade Trey. Trade Tee if you want. Fire Tobin and Taylor. And any other coaches you like. Start over with Joe and Ja’Marr. (they’ll do nothing)

Probably five more declined

Team is going nowhere. Waste of time.

Amarius Mims is disappointing so far this season.

Good play, Knight.

I’ve seen Logan Wilson lined up on a WR three times. Fire everyone.

More flags, please. There haven’t been enough flags.

Total ineptitude. That blue chip talent we get at the 7th pick is going to look great before their training camp injury next year.

CTB is cooked.

Rhekow’s second shank of the season already.