COB 369 Report post Posted April 3 I'll start. "When's Katie going to get me the scouting report on that gigantic rugby player?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stripes 204 Report post Posted April 3 "Who threw this bar of soap in the garbage? It's still bigger than a quarter!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scottishbengal 87 Report post Posted April 3 "Anybody on Bengalszone know how to fix a Lumina??" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMPHAR 183 Report post Posted April 3 “Mike Brown Stadium?” “Why not?” “Screw you dad” 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stripes 204 Report post Posted April 3 "McCarron's wife sure was a looker. What I wouldn't give to invite her over for a wholesome dinner and then see her out at 7 PM sharp..." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArmyBengal 314 Report post Posted April 4 "When did the price of Gatorade go up ?? Guess we'll need to push more money into next year instead of signing Atkins to an extension." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GapControl 45 Report post Posted April 7 Back when I was at Dartmouth, This was 19 and 56 mind you, we were third in the Ivy and were 8th in the nation in touchdowns rushing. I myself was 8th in rushing touchdowns, mind you, And first inthe nation in points scored. I will just say that Big Cedric is one hoot and nanny of a player better than my old Left Tackle... yes sir.... yeeeees sirrre 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GapControl 45 Report post Posted April 7 Ah Mike, are you with us? We were just asking you if you agree to the plan to go heavy on the oline early and trade up to get some our top 5 ranked players? Mike? Oh shit.... Katie see if you can get him back... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
COB 369 Report post Posted April 8 “Gosh, I miss Paul. I need a piano lesson. Katie! Did you find me a new piano teacher?” 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
COB 369 Report post Posted April 8 "Sunday? Is it Sunday?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
COB 369 Report post Posted April 9 Did we have the draft yet? Did we get the Butkus kid from Illinois I’ve had my eye on? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TJJackson 176 Report post Posted April 9 "Pumpkin, can you call Akili and see if he'll give some of that money back?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ArmyBengal 314 Report post Posted April 10 "The fans seemed to have bought off on the story to bring back Marvin. Quick, make a deposit into my account from the money we carried over from last year." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
COB 369 Report post Posted April 10 "Eh.... gurrghhh... fabagasha fump...." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
COB 369 Report post Posted April 12 "Is that a dog. How'd a dog get in here? What is that? A dog?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GapControl 45 Report post Posted April 12 7 hours ago, COB said: "Is that a dog. How'd a dog get in here? What is that? A dog?" That’s Eric Winston, Dad. We fired him but we can’t get him to leave. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMPHAR 183 Report post Posted April 12 “and I told Jerry Jones remember when we whooped your ass in 1985?” He said No. “then I thought to myself, asshole” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMPHAR 183 Report post Posted April 13 “Fuckin Reds”. “And I’m the bad guy?” 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
COB 369 Report post Posted April 17 "Who's working on the Fresca contract? Pete, is that your deal? Get a good price on that. The wives like to drink that Fresca." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TJJackson 176 Report post Posted April 17 Uhm, Dad? Pete's dead. He's not workin' on any deals...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMPHAR 183 Report post Posted April 17 “Pete?” “Pete Brown Stadium?” “Nah”. ”FC Cincinnati welcomes you to.....Mike Brown Stadium” “ Why Not?” ”Fuck you Dad” “and you too, Pete” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
COB 369 Report post Posted April 19 "Fagnow? Can that be right? Damn this new hip. Someone get me the phone!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
COB 369 Report post Posted April 19 "Mommy's gone for the afternoon, eh? I wonder what TJ's granny is up to these days, heh heh." (Pulls bag phone out from under bed, takes 10 minutes to identify numbers on the buttons, begins to dial) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMPHAR 183 Report post Posted April 19 “Brian Price,fired?” “Model...Castellini is a savage”. “Katie get down to that homeless camp on 2nd street and pick up the Price’s”. “We can put them up in the Club Level until he gets back on his feet” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TJJackson 176 Report post Posted April 20 Uhh, Mikey boy? my gramma is dead. I think I've mentioned that a few (dozen) times :-) Mike: "so this extra international player we get to keep - we'll draft him in the first round so we get the best one" *old man cackle followed by old man coughing spasm* "and no one will expect that, by gum! We'll show those other owners who's the boss round here!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
