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"When's Katie going to get me the scouting report on that gigantic rugby player?"  

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"Who threw this bar of soap in the garbage?  It's still bigger than a quarter!"

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"Anybody on Bengalszone know how to fix a Lumina??"

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"McCarron's wife sure was a looker.  What I wouldn't give to invite her over for a wholesome dinner and then see her out at 7 PM sharp..."

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"When did the price of Gatorade go up ??  Guess we'll need to push more money into next year instead of signing Atkins to an extension."

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Back when I was at Dartmouth, This was 19 and 56 mind you, we were third in the Ivy and were 8th in the nation in touchdowns rushing.  I myself was 8th in rushing touchdowns, mind you, And first inthe nation in points scored. I will just say that Big Cedric is one hoot and nanny of a player better than my old Left Tackle...   yes sir.... yeeeees sirrre

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Ah Mike, are you with us? We were just asking you if you agree to the plan to go heavy on the oline early and trade up to get some our top 5 ranked players? Mike?  Oh shit.... Katie see if you can get him back...

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“Gosh, I miss Paul.  I need a piano lesson.  Katie!  Did you find me a new piano teacher?”

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Did we have the draft yet?  Did we get the Butkus kid from Illinois I’ve had my eye on?

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"The fans seemed to have bought off on the story to bring back Marvin.  Quick, make a deposit into my account from the money we carried over from last year."

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"Is that a dog.  How'd a dog get in here?  What is that? A dog?"

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7 hours ago, COB said:

"Is that a dog.  How'd a dog get in here?  What is that? A dog?"

That’s Eric Winston, Dad.  We fired him but we can’t get him to leave.

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“and I told Jerry Jones remember when we whooped your ass in 1985?” 

He said No.  “then I thought to myself, asshole”

 

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"Who's working on the Fresca contract?  Pete, is that your deal?  Get a good price on that.  The wives like to drink that Fresca."

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“Pete?”  “Pete Brown Stadium?”  “Nah”.

”FC Cincinnati welcomes you to.....Mike Brown Stadium”   “ Why Not?”

”Fuck you Dad” 

 

“and you too, Pete” 

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"Fagnow?  Can that be right?  Damn this new hip.  Someone get me the phone!"

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"Mommy's gone for the afternoon, eh?  I wonder what TJ's granny is up to these days, heh heh." (Pulls bag phone out from under bed, takes 10 minutes to identify numbers on the buttons, begins to dial)

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“Brian Price,fired?”   “Model...Castellini is a savage”.  “Katie get down to that homeless camp on 2nd street and pick up the Price’s”. 

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