Week 5: Lions @ Bengals

[volcom69]

No crowd noise and a deley of game. Worst coach ever 

[volcom69]

Maybe run the two minute offense the rest of the game 

[COB]

Zac, pack your shit up and go back to Nebraska or wherever you’re from.  

[Stripes]

Zac Taylor calls plays with the urgency of a 70 year old librarian looking up a book in the Dewey Decimal index.

[HoosierCat]

For all the grief we’ve given Golden here, fact is that if we had any semblance of an offense, we’d be in this. As is it’s just cruel.

[HoosierCat]

Get him out jeebus krist

[volcom69]

Seriously Zac you’re ruining the morale of the offense! He sucks Zac he sucks.

 

[Stripes]

Yeah, the defense is fine today. Frankly, the offense might even be fine.

This is just about Jake Browning (and Zac Taylor for continuing to trot him out there).

[COB]

Browning is as broken as a qb can be.

[volcom69]

You know I’m wondering if Zac does not see a little bit of himself in Jake. Because Zac couldn’t succeed he wants to see Jake do it for him. What a freaking tool!! 

[volcom69]

My only hope now is this is the game that gets Jake benched, and maybe actually look at other QBs 

[COB]

Other QBs?  Sounds like a lot of work!  Gotta scout guys, then bring one in (vet minimum), then all that coaching up that is required!  Just so much easier to stick with our guy(s).  

[COB]

JaMarr tied for the team lead in tackles?  I’m dead.

[volcom69]

Seriously if Zac says the reason they lose this game is because of turnovers, I’ll be so pissed! Zac is the reason they are in this shit hole, and continues to trout that fool out there to QB 

[Stripes]

Ryan Rehkow is a touchback machine.

[volcom69]

lol 3and out! Damn Zac 

[COB]

Just like that ad says, The Bengals need to lose 210 pounds on Wegovy! (Ship Zac out of town on a flatbed truck called Wegovy).

[COB]

Laporte so open it’s unbelievable, then we can’t tackle him.

[COB]

This network is now showing Moose Johnston highlights.  

[volcom69]

Well the defense could only hold up for so long. It’s been forever since we have seen a TD, or an actual offense. 

[Stripes]

16 points total in over 2.5 Browning starts.

Let’s run it back next week.

[volcom69]

Worst 4th down pass ever lol lol 

[volcom69]

Great that TD gives Browning another week. 

[COB]

Jake Browning legacy game!

[volcom69]

Geez now he wants to throw