Week 5: Lions @ Bengals

[volcom69]

Who needs another QB when we got freaking Jake Browning woohoo!!! 

[COB]

Just now, HoosierCat said:

Franchise tag.

Part of the reason this team sucks.  Trey is the opposite of a leader.  I’m sure he’ll be glad to be the subject of constant media scrutiny once again, then show up a couple days before game 1.

[volcom69]

Fucking I hate this team really throwing it 3 yards short of a first down on someone who is covered

Get a freaking backup QB here can do something 

[COB]

Perine doesn’t give two shits.  Just stoning guys into the middle of next week on teams.

[volcom69]

Just start chucking it downfield let these high paid recievers earn there money and win catches. Browning those picks who cares anymore, I mean Zac already said he loves Browning, so not like he is changing 

[COB]

Guys don’t believe that swiffer ad, you still need an old fashioned mop and bucket combo to really get stuff cleaned up.  You’re welcome.

[COB]

Damn their first round running back is great.  

[Stripes]

We know three things.

1) This is football.

2) Jake Browning’s name contains “Brown”.

3) Jake Browning is bad at football.

Accordingly, I believe we are required by law to make poop jokes.

Jake has me browning my underwear.

The custodian at Buffalo Wild Wings will be upset at the browning Jake had caused me to perform upon the bathroom stall walls.

[volcom69]

I swear Cam Sample has been here 20 years, and what has he done? 

[HoosierCat]

Can someone tell Golden that he is allowed to cover the middle of the field?

[volcom69]

Just now, HoosierCat said:

Can someone tell Golden that he is allowed to cover the middle of the field?

lol lol lol now that’s funny! 

[volcom69]

Dennis Allen was right there for the taking and Zac takes Al the Tool Golden!! Geez 

[Stripes]

2 minutes ago, volcom69 said:

I swear Cam Sample has been here 20 years, and what has he done? 

I think he’s capable edge rusher depth, but only when he’s used for, well, edge rushing.

So let’s make him a glorified safety.

[volcom69]

Battle can play ball when he feels like it 

[Stripes]

What does it mean when Myles Murphy tackles a QB behind the line of scrimmage?

I don’t think that’s supposed to happen.

[volcom69]

Murphy saw his life flash before his eyes and he went for it, wow a sack 

[COB]

Myles!!!

[HoosierCat]

Holy shit Murphy makes a play head for the shelters the end of the world is nigh!

[COB]

Damn, only gave up 7 in the first quarter to the lions.  Not too shabby.  Where is our offense!

[Stripes]

Defense is cooking a little bit. Precious babies.

Unfortunately, the opposing team already scored points, so the lead is insurmountable.

[HoosierCat]

1 minute ago, Stripes said:

What does it mean when Myles Murphy tackles a QB behind the line of scrimmage?

I don’t think that’s supposed to happen.

I’m sure he’ll get fined can’t be legal.

[HoosierCat]

Just now, COB said:

Damn, only gave up 7 in the first quarter to the lions.  Not too shabby.  Where is our offense!

In a wheelchair with a cast on his foot

[volcom69]

All this work on defense to watch Browning shit the bed!!

I bet a first down run then it will be 2nd and long 

[Stripes]

I am now leaving Jake Browning streaks on the top of my Buffalo Wild Wings table. Onlookers are horrified.

[volcom69]

Yea Zac wow we really believe in Browning lol 

Freaking joke Jake freaking joke!!