ArmyBengal Posted Thursday at 03:38 PM Report Posted Thursday at 03:38 PM Acronyms used by a football team like this are only helpful if it translates to the field. If it doesn't, all your cleverness is reduced to stupidity. Quote
COB Posted Thursday at 07:44 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:44 PM They need to emphasize tackling. So it should be TBES. Bengals football! 1 Quote
Stripes Posted Thursday at 08:01 PM Report Posted Thursday at 08:01 PM Football Underperformance Can Kill. Beware of FUCK. 1 Quote
Stripes Posted Thursday at 08:03 PM Report Posted Thursday at 08:03 PM Hasn't this team already disrupted my balls enough? 1 2 Quote
ArmyBengal Posted Thursday at 09:05 PM Report Posted Thursday at 09:05 PM 1 hour ago, Stripes said: Hasn't this team already disrupted my balls enough? Well done sir. And I concur. 1 Quote
Allentown21 Posted Thursday at 09:14 PM Report Posted Thursday at 09:14 PM Hendrickson & Stewart are going to be flying off the edge Chase is my dark horse MVP although burrow would probably get it and deserves it. You guys know I'm a bills fan and I think Allen is great but I think burrow has been the best qb in the NFL since 21. I think this is the year for Cincinnati and I'm rooting for you guys If buffalo can't get it this year. So happy football is back 1 Quote
AMPHAR Posted Friday at 02:30 AM Report Posted Friday at 02:30 AM If Bengals can get Myles Garret to spit on Burrow before game, that's the best pass pro adjustment that will be made all day. 1 Quote
Coltsguy451 Posted Friday at 05:26 AM Report Posted Friday at 05:26 AM I tried to get a Clockwork Orange gif but I couldn't find it... Quote
Coltsguy451 Posted Friday at 05:53 AM Report Posted Friday at 05:53 AM 8 hours ago, Allentown21 said: Hendrickson & Stewart are going to be flying off the edge Chase is my dark horse MVP although burrow would probably get it and deserves it. You guys know I'm a bills fan and I think Allen is great but I think burrow has been the best qb in the NFL since 21. I think this is the year for Cincinnati and I'm rooting for you guys If buffalo can't get it this year. So happy football is back Glad to see you here, welcome Colts are my old wife Bengals are my sexy mistress 1 Quote
ArmyBengal Posted Friday at 07:17 AM Report Posted Friday at 07:17 AM 1 hour ago, Coltsguy451 said: Bengals are my sexy mistress The Bengals have been called many things through the years, but that might be the first time I’ve heard them referred to as “sexy” even in a joking manner. Hell through the 90’s (yes, PTSD) it was like banging a cheese grater. Figuratively speaking of course as I don’t have personal experience with that. Maybe COB does? However… 1 Quote
AMPHAR Posted Friday at 11:37 AM Report Posted Friday at 11:37 AM Mike Brown was voted sexiest Lumina owner sometime in the 90s. 1 Quote
TJJackson Posted Friday at 12:37 PM Report Posted Friday at 12:37 PM clearly, we need to return our focus on the most important news like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NRD275Sp04 1 2 Quote
ArmyBengal Posted Friday at 01:29 PM Report Posted Friday at 01:29 PM On 9/4/2025 at 8:45 AM, ArmyBengal said: Dude, with each day we get closer to the game, the higher the blow out becomes. Today it's Bengals 79 - Browns 3 I expect triple digit blowout thoughts by Saturday morning. Optimism Update 09/05/2025: Bengals- 97 Browns- 2 Quote
COB Posted Friday at 01:54 PM Report Posted Friday at 01:54 PM Bengals - 51 Arby’s Loaded Italian Sandwiches Browns - 10 Artery Destroying Big Mac Meals from Macdonalds, followed by what is likely a very welcome fatal coronary event, followed by a dismal viewing at a low budget funeral home, said viewing featuring memory boards covered with Browns memorabilia and grimy Dale Earnhardt souvenirs, and the deceased laid out in a wife beater that is two sizes too small. 1 1 Quote
COB Posted Friday at 02:05 PM Report Posted Friday at 02:05 PM 1 hour ago, TJJackson said: clearly, we need to return our focus on the most important news like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NRD275Sp04 I see that they brought the Loaded Italian Sub back on September 3rd, but for a “limited time.” Thank you TJ, this made my whole month. I’ll be grabbing one for dinner tonight. And to all who may be reading this: do not hesitate - proceed directly to your nearest Arby’s drive through. Warning! Be prepared to match wits with a sullen, pimply-faced teenager that will undoubtedly be working the drive-thru window. Arby’s has a type. Quote
AMPHAR Posted Friday at 03:26 PM Report Posted Friday at 03:26 PM No shit? Italian Sub back at Arbys? First Diet Cherry Coke back and now Arbys Italian Sub. Fuck yeah. Quote
AMPHAR Posted Friday at 03:28 PM Report Posted Friday at 03:28 PM "I thinking Arbys!". That horsy sauce on the Italian is like an odd couple but soul mates at the same time. Quote
ArmyBengal Posted Friday at 04:02 PM Report Posted Friday at 04:02 PM Pimple-faced teenager seemingly has disappeared from local drive thrus. Now I see older crack heads and heroin fiends that work for a week to get their next fix and then never see them again. I had this meth head at the local Taco Bell just utterly fuck up my Nachos Bell Grande. Me and Billy Joe JimBob Jr. with 4 teeth in his head were about to throw down. Quote
Coltsguy451 Posted Saturday at 01:58 AM Report Posted Saturday at 01:58 AM 18 hours ago, ArmyBengal said: The Bengals have been called many things through the years, but that might be the first time I’ve heard them referred to as “sexy” even in a joking manner. Hell through the 90’s (yes, PTSD) it was like banging a cheese grater. Figuratively speaking of course as I don’t have personal experience with that. Maybe COB does? However… Hehehe During the Palmer or Dalton eras, no I could not care less about this team Y'all were a penciled in "W" on the schedule Now you have #9 I have a bad case of quarterback envy there...also Chase This is a championship team in the works Quote
Coltsguy451 Posted Saturday at 03:33 AM Report Posted Saturday at 03:33 AM The Superbowl will come thru Cinci... Burrow is the best player in the league right now 1 Quote
Coltsguy451 Posted Saturday at 03:42 AM Report Posted Saturday at 03:42 AM 11 hours ago, ArmyBengal said: Pimple-faced teenager seemingly has disappeared from local drive thrus. Now I see older crack heads and heroin fiends that work for a week to get their next fix and then never see them again. I had this meth head at the local Taco Bell just utterly fuck up my Nachos Bell Grande. Me and Billy Joe JimBob Jr. with 4 teeth in his head were about to throw down. U need to enjoy better Mexican food...or perhaps better friends Quote
ArmyBengal Posted Saturday at 04:25 PM Report Posted Saturday at 04:25 PM 12 hours ago, Coltsguy451 said: U need to enjoy better Mexican food...or perhaps better friends Better friends? That would have to start with having friends, so there’s that. Next, if I can’t slight the manly appearance and smallish titties of Jordan Hudson, don’t you dare slander the Taco Bell name. Yo Quiero Taco Bell mother fucker !! Quote
Coltsguy451 Posted Sunday at 02:13 AM Report Posted Sunday at 02:13 AM 9 hours ago, ArmyBengal said: Better friends? That would have to start with having friends, so there’s that. Next, if I can’t slight the manly appearance and smallish titties of Jordan Hudson, don’t you dare slander the Taco Bell name. Yo Quiero Taco Bell mother fucker !! There seems to be a whole subculture who go there just for the Mountain Dew Baja Blast. That's not enough to entice me, although the Midwest is not the place to be if you want to have some screamin' good Mexican food. Anyways, back on topic prediction Bengals 20 Browns 17 Shooter drills the game-winning FG Quote
glasgowbengal Posted Sunday at 11:44 AM Report Posted Sunday at 11:44 AM Well, here we are. All the boys back together! Let’s hope for a better start than the last hundred seasons Quote
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