COB Posted November 4, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2020 “We got our lantern-jawed gunslinger! We got him!” /Cackles insanely, drives Rascal Freedom Power Wheelchair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club) across kitchen floor, almost runs over foot of Home Instead attendant who doesn’t even look up from her magazine/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2020 “Joe Biden won this thing? Eh, glad we’re getting someone from the younger generation in there.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted November 8, 2020 Report Share Posted November 8, 2020 anyone but Trump well...uhm....Trump or Kanye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 “Well, that’s it. We’re never signing an offensive lineman to a second contract again.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 FROM: Mike TO: Zaccie RE: great team motivation idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMPHAR Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 From: Mike To: Zaccie RE: great team motivation - part 2 Let's quarter the bananas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted January 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 “So Pumpkin and male Pumpkin think they’re calling the shots, eh? We’ll just see about that!” /Cackles insanely, accidentally reverses Rascal Freedom Power Wheelchair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club) into pyramid of paper towels at Kroger, knocks rolls of paper towels all over the place./ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted February 9, 2021 Report Share Posted February 9, 2021 From Hobs, the time Otto Graham tried to teach Mike Brown an important lesson: Quote "Please, Otto. I want to catch a pass from you," is what Brown remembers calling out to Graham. "I muffed it and threw it back. 'Please Otto, throw it to me again.' I muffed it again. I said, 'Please Otto, just one more time.' And he said, 'No, you had your chance.' He didn’t learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 just one more season just one more season too bad Otto isnt here to tell him no anymore 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passepartout Posted February 10, 2021 Report Share Posted February 10, 2021 Yeah just one more season as well as this one a winning one! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted March 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 “They want to hear about free agent negotiations? None of that foolishness, but I’ve got some cracking tales about Otto Graham our fans will love to hear instead!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted March 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 “Whoo, I’m bushed! That was a marathon hour and a half negotiation, but we got him, Tom Henderson is in the fold. /Grotesque yawn, slumps forward, falls asleep in Rascal Freedom Power Wheelchair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club)/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 Tom Henderson? who da fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted March 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 “How can you not know about this, don’t you have a beeper or something to notify you of our big free agency moves? I’m only answering this out of respect for your granny. What a woman. Yes, Tom Henderson, the end we signed away from the Saints, also known as the big splash free agency of the season. I can’t wait to see Tom Benson’s face at the next owners meeting. Benson! You magnificent bastard. I read your book!” /Adjusts binoculars hanging around neck. Puts WW II helmet on head. Triumphantly pilots Rascal Freedom Power Wheelchair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club) to the creamed corn station at Sizzler all you can eat buffet / 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 Will always upvote a Patton reference! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 Thats, uhm, Trey Hendrickson. Trey Hendrickson sir (oh, now I get it) (smacks head with brick) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted March 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2021 “Is that a house cat? Do we have a cat?” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted March 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2021 “Goodness, my bracket is in a shambles. Those hooligans down on Court Street are praying on my downfall. Eh, I’ll get some shuteye.” /turns off tv and lamp with the clapper.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted August 30, 2021 Report Share Posted August 30, 2021 “What’s a zoom meeting? Oh the hell with it, I quit!” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK Bengal Posted September 3, 2021 Report Share Posted September 3, 2021 every owner cries out in relief "THANK FUCK FOR THAT" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted September 8, 2021 Report Share Posted September 8, 2021 THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY HATIN… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted September 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 We really are loaded at the skill positions. MIKE BROWN! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripes Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 I think Uzomah could surprise some people too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted September 9, 2021 Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 3 hours ago, Stripes said: I think Uzomah could surprise some people too. Sample (the TE, not the DE) has made some efforts to get acclimated with Burrow as well, so I am looking forward to seeing if he can over the course of this season do some damage to his label as a "bust" thus far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted September 9, 2021 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2021 “Last year when Bisciotti outbid me for the original Astrodome turf, (cement floor included) to use as a practice field, who could have imagined him calling me today and offering it to me for half what he paid?” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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