Mike Brown Thought of the Day

[COB]

“We got our lantern-jawed gunslinger!  We got him!”  /Cackles insanely, drives Rascal Freedom Power Wheelchair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club) across kitchen floor, almost runs over foot of Home Instead attendant who doesn’t even look up from her magazine/

[COB]

“Joe Biden won this thing?  Eh, glad we’re getting someone from the younger generation in there.”  

[TJJackson]

anyone but Trump

well...uhm....Trump or Kanye

[HoosierCat]

“Well, that’s it. We’re never signing an offensive lineman to a second contract again.”

 

[HoosierCat]

FROM: Mike

TO: Zaccie

RE: great team motivation idea!

 

[AMPHAR]

From: Mike

To: Zaccie

RE:  great team motivation - part 2

Let's quarter the bananas

[COB]

“So Pumpkin and male Pumpkin think they’re calling the shots, eh?  We’ll just see about that!” /Cackles insanely, accidentally reverses Rascal Freedom Power Wheelchair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club) into pyramid of paper towels at Kroger, knocks rolls of paper towels all over the place./

 

[HoosierCat]

From Hobs, the time Otto Graham tried to teach Mike Brown an important lesson:

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"Please, Otto. I want to catch a pass from you," is what Brown remembers calling out to Graham. "I muffed it and threw it back. 'Please Otto, throw it to me again.' I muffed it again. I said, 'Please Otto, just one more time.' And he said, 'No, you had your chance.'

He didn’t learn.

[TJJackson]

just one more season

just one more season

too bad Otto isnt here to tell him no anymore

[Passepartout]

Yeah just one more season as well as this one a winning one!

[COB]

“They want to hear about free agent negotiations?  None of that foolishness, but I’ve got some cracking tales about Otto Graham our fans will love to hear instead!”

[COB]

“Whoo, I’m bushed!  That was a marathon hour and a half negotiation, but we got him, Tom Henderson is in the fold.  /Grotesque yawn, slumps forward, falls asleep in Rascal Freedom Power Wheelchair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club)/

[TJJackson]

Tom Henderson?  who da fuck?

[COB]

“How can you not know about this, don’t you have a beeper or something to notify you of our big free agency moves?

I’m only answering this out of respect for your granny.  What a woman.  Yes, Tom Henderson, the end we signed away from the Saints, also known as the big splash free agency of the season.  I can’t wait to see Tom Benson’s face at the next owners meeting.  
 

Benson!  You magnificent bastard.  I read your book!”

  /Adjusts binoculars hanging around neck.  Puts WW II helmet on head.  Triumphantly pilots Rascal Freedom Power Wheelchair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club) to the creamed corn station at Sizzler all you can eat buffet /

[HoosierCat]

Will always upvote a Patton reference!

[TJJackson]

Thats, uhm, Trey Hendrickson.

Trey

Hendrickson

sir

(oh, now I get it)

(smacks head with brick)

[COB]

“Is that a house cat?  Do we have a cat?”

[COB]

“Goodness, my bracket is in a shambles.  Those hooligans down on Court Street are praying on my downfall.  Eh, I’ll get some shuteye.”  /turns off tv and lamp with the clapper.”

[HoosierCat]

“What’s a zoom meeting? Oh the hell with it, I quit!”

 

[UK Bengal]

every owner cries out in relief "THANK FUCK FOR THAT"

[HoosierCat]

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN THEY HATIN…

 

[COB]

We really are loaded at the skill positions.  MIKE BROWN!

[Stripes]

I think Uzomah could surprise some people too.

[TJJackson]

3 hours ago, Stripes said:

I think Uzomah could surprise some people too.

Sample (the TE, not the DE) has made some efforts to get acclimated with Burrow as well, so I am looking forward to seeing if he can over the course of this season do some damage to his label as a "bust" thus far

[COB]

“Last year when Bisciotti outbid me for the original Astrodome turf, (cement floor included) to use as a practice field, who could have imagined him calling me today and offering it to me for half what he paid?”