AMPHAR Posted January 2, 2020 Report Share Posted January 2, 2020 Amazing. Mike Brown gave zero fucks about football his first decade as owner. He might not now either. His first decade He was mostly focused on new stadium, fighting free agency, how to beat the salary cap, revenue sharing, how to beat guaranteed money, how to beat IRS estate tax code. Basically sucking money out of football to secure his family financial future. Beat that dude up in Cleveland by 8 wins. Owner before Haslam sucked ass too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted January 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2020 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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COB Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 The parking lot behind the Cheesecake Factory, huh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted February 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 22 minutes ago, COB said: The parking lot behind the Cheesecake Factory, huh? Easily the highlight of the tale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 7 hours ago, COB said: The parking lot behind the Cheesecake Factory, huh? Someone on twitter called that a “Cleveland handshake”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMPHAR Posted February 12, 2020 Report Share Posted February 12, 2020 They have so many different types of Cheesecakes and huge menu. It would not surprise me if the "Cleveland Handshake" is offered at that Cheesecake factory. I'm going to order next time I go there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMPHAR Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 Well apparently OBJ enjoys a good Cleveland steamer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShulaSteakhouse Posted September 12, 2021 Report Share Posted September 12, 2021 n/m wrong thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Plaintiffs are coming out of the woodwork now to file suits against Deshaun Watson. It is looking more and more like the Browns will be without Watson for the whole season. I was thinking half, but with two more plaintiffs signing up, a resolution of his civil suits seems more and more unlikely. Good job Browns! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Yeah, I was already at 8 games, but it looks like the needle is going to move higher if his lawyer can't stop the bleeding. Damn Deshaun, if you can't find a chick to touch it, rub one out like a champ. I mean, be a pro dude. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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COB Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 66 massage therapists in 17 months? His future in the league is in doubt. Not in doubt - the utter stupidity of the Browns owner. He inherited all his money and his biggest accomplishment is using $92 million, not a typo, of that money to buy his way out of being prosecuted for a massive fraud scheme he perpetrated on his truck stop customers. The current fraud scheme he’s executing is called owning the Browns. He truly is a parasite. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 Wilson is a ticking time bomb. The crazy number of women he's pulled this shit on is a screaming red alert siren blaring "he will do this again" at ear-shattering decibel levels. And that might be the only thing that saves the Browns financially. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted June 8, 2022 Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 While I read somewhere about the potential for the Browns to get out of paying him his contract due to not being aware of additional cases potentially coming forward would be helpful for them, they won't be getting back those 3 first round picks they coughed up regardless. Being out that money, giving up 3 first rounders AND never seeing that player take the field would be more hilarious than any football craziness I've ever heard. I'm not a fan of giving up on your team, but I think that would be enough for me to move in another direction. Browns fans are just so stupid though, they will just keep on wearing the dog face masks, barking and throwing batteries. Stupid Cleveland... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted June 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2022 Well at least they still have Bak…oh… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted June 9, 2022 Report Share Posted June 9, 2022 I think the Browns will pressure the league to let Watson play at least half the season. If unsuccessful, as seems likely, I think they’ll beg the league to give them back their draft picks, or at least some of their draft picks. I don’t know if there is precedent for it. Absent outright fraud by the Texans, I think the Browns should get no relief. But I think they will get relief. Their argument will be we’ve stupidly put ourselves at such a competitive disadvantage that it’s bad for the league. So for the sake of the league, the common good of the NFL, we need a couple of those first round picks back. For some reason I think the league will fall for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 Just sitting, patiently waiting for the Browns organization to spontaneously combust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 Two more plaintiffs filing lawsuits. Dude can’t catch a break. Probably so stressed out over all this that the only thing that can help is a nice relaxing massage. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted June 14, 2022 Report Share Posted June 14, 2022 1 hour ago, COB said: Two more plaintiffs filing lawsuits. Dude can’t catch a break. Probably so stressed out over all this that the only thing that can help is a nice relaxing massage. And maybe this time don’t ask the bitch for a happy ending… I could be wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted July 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2022 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted July 6, 2022 Report Share Posted July 6, 2022 But, but, but, we are going to the Super Bowl... Silly Clowns fans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted July 7, 2022 Report Share Posted July 7, 2022 They aren’t going to the super bowl anytime soon. But week 1 they’re heading down to Carolina so they can pay their old quarterback $10.5 million to hand them their first loss of the season. You have to be a different kind of owner to: 1. Pay two starting quarterbacks serious money, one is a Craigslist massage aficionado, gropes and exposes himself to any female he spends more than five minutes with, the other is the Cheesecake Factory Parking Lot Cowboy, collects their phones then he orders that cheesecake! 2. Mismanage your roster to the point you’re paying your very competitive, very good, starting quarterback to play for someone else. Your former number one overall pick. Your QB who just beat the AFC champion twice in the same season. 3. Sign a league pariah to a record, guaranteed, contract, then can’t even get him on the field for the big window year when you’ve still got the cap space and you’ve still got all those good players on the roster. The Browns are a dumpster fire. I want to say there are no winners in all this, but why lie? Baker Mayfield, in spite of that $3.5 million pay cut, came out of all this pretty well. He can drive away from the Mistake and not look back. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyBengal Posted July 7, 2022 Report Share Posted July 7, 2022 People forget how much talent the Browns do have on that roster (seriously take a look at their depth chart), but their ownership just can't get out of it's own damn way. As much as I am not a fan of Watson, he was a top 5 QB in the league before the Texans sat him last season. He makes that team pretty competitive in my opinion. At least a hell of a lot more than Jacoby Brissett does. With Brisett under center, that team is going to have to rely on that running attack, which is their true strength. Regarding Mayfield, I wasn't a fan of his coming out of college and that disdain grew when he became a Brown. Now, I will probably be rooting for him to do well, if for no other reason than to piss off Cleveland. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoosierCat Posted July 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 Lmao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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