COB Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 The Flying Fickle Finger of Fate comes to mind. /adjusts truss, swills geritol, falls down stairs/ Quote
BengalszoneBilly Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 Red Elvis I'm for it.Not me. He leaves the building too much. Quote
Pidge Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 Ginger Ninja.Anyways, it's a good thing our helmets have bengal stripes on them or I wouldn't know if he had a lid on or not. Dude is glow in the dark. The smell of piss and biscuits must be overpowering. Quote
Spor_tees Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 I say they call him the Warden, or Boss? Quote
Scottishbengal Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 How about "The Red Baron"Das is goot, ja?? Quote
Spor_tees Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 I would say Suh treated him like a Red headed step child. Quote
Spor_tees Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 How about the Human torch? Or Napalm? Moulan Rouge? Connan? Beaker (Muppets)? Rob Roy?Phoenix? There is a whole website for Red Heads: Red and Proud Quote
walzav29 Posted September 23, 2011 Author Report Posted September 23, 2011 Come on people. Check this quote out from Whitworth “He’s not scared. At first he was quiet in the preseason, but he’s really jumped out of his shell,” Whitworth said. “The biggest thing for Andy right now is that he’s playing the game all in, heart on his sleeve. Passionate. That’s awesome. That’s something this team needs and it’s kind of something new for us. Offensively having a guy that fired up and that passionate while he’s playing is neat.”FIRED up. What breathes fire? A dragon! In this particular case it's a Red Dragon. It's sweet. Red Dragon! Quote
Spor_tees Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 Come on people. Check this quote out from Whitworth “He’s not scared. At first he was quiet in the preseason, but he’s really jumped out of his shell,” Whitworth said. “The biggest thing for Andy right now is that he’s playing the game all in, heart on his sleeve. Passionate. That’s awesome. That’s something this team needs and it’s kind of something new for us. Offensively having a guy that fired up and that passionate while he’s playing is neat.”FIRED up. What breathes fire? A dragon! In this particular case it's a Red Dragon. It's sweet. Red Dragon!I just can't on board for it. A Phoenix breaths fire also and it rises up from the ashes...like the Bengals need to do. Quote
walzav29 Posted September 23, 2011 Author Report Posted September 23, 2011 http://www.myxer.com/ringtone:1302167/Picture it for a touchdown! Quote
COB Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 That’s something this team needs and it’s kind of something new for us. About the fiftieth subtle jab I've heard Whitworth take at Palmer. Quote
membengal Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 I will continue to call him "Dalton" Quote
walzav29 Posted September 23, 2011 Author Report Posted September 23, 2011 I will continue to call him "Dalton"Roadhouse style? Quote
Spor_tees Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 Call him the Double Deuce? Quote
Scottishbengal Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 FIRED up. What breathes fire? A dragon! In this particular case it's a Red Dragon. It's sweet. Red Dragon!My arse breathes fire after a lamb vindaloo .............. how about The Red Ringpiece Quote
membengal Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 I will continue to call him "Dalton"Roadhouse style?Because that is his name Quote
HairOnFire Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 Because that is his name Of course. Makes perfect sense. Very logical, ala Spock. Or Jack Reacher. Still, because of my love for jokes, including bad ones, there's alaways been a part of me that has wanted to ignore ALL player AND team names and instead write a series of posts using only deliberately stupid nicknames. For example, last week I might have written.... "But then the Farkel Flinger found Silent J on the longest non-scoring pass play in Bongals team history." Quote
TJJackson Posted September 23, 2011 Report Posted September 23, 2011 My arse breathes fire after a lamb vindaloo .............. how about The Red RingpieceI will go again without late lunch, my appetite having been fully suppressed.Thanks Scottish Quote
Spor_tees Posted September 25, 2011 Report Posted September 25, 2011 I have the perfect name:The Ginger Avenger Quote
Scottishbengal Posted September 25, 2011 Report Posted September 25, 2011 I have the perfect name:The Ginger AvengerWith his "cape of un-interception" he drives enemy defence back down the field before finally unleashing his "pigskin of fury" into the endzone. Truth and Justice prevail once again!Christ it's 8:30 in the morning and I'm writing comic book hero cr4p!! Pass me my breakfast dram and put me out of this misery. Quote
HairOnFire Posted September 26, 2011 Report Posted September 26, 2011 Red Flag? Until further notice I will no longer refer to Andy Dalton as Red Head Redemption, Red Elvis, or even as the Crimson Permanent Assurance. Rather, I hereby temporarily and semi-officially dub him as...Farkel Flinger, a name that shall not be lifted until Dalton can prove he has an effective throwing range longer than 20 yards. "That's a fine looking Farkel flinger you've found there, Frank." Quote
HairOnFire Posted October 4, 2011 Report Posted October 4, 2011 Red Flag? Until further notice I will no longer refer to Andy Dalton as Red Head Redemption, Red Elvis, or even as the Crimson Permanent Assurance. Rather, I hereby temporarily and semi-officially dub him as...Farkel Flinger, a name that shall not be lifted until Dalton can prove he has an effective throwing range longer than 20 yards. "That's a fine looking Farkel flinger you've found there, Frank." Update Having just passed his 20-yard test I hereby vow to never again refer to Andy Dalton as the Farkel Flinger, and instead will now refer to him as...(wait for it)....the "Banty Rooster" You're welcome. Quote
gregstephens Posted October 6, 2011 Report Posted October 6, 2011 Ok...question...Every time our offense executes a play, can we at least agree to call it 'The Ginger Snap'???? Quote
TJJackson Posted October 6, 2011 Report Posted October 6, 2011 "Banty Rooster"I had to google that - pretty obscure reference there, Haireven moreso than the farkel flinger Quote
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