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Nickname for the new legend


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  1. 1. Which one is better?

    • Red Rifle
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    • Red Dragon
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How about "The Red Baron"

Das is goot, ja??

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Come on people. Check this quote out from Whitworth “He’s not scared. At first he was quiet in the preseason, but he’s really jumped out of his shell,” Whitworth said. “The biggest thing for Andy right now is that he’s playing the game all in, heart on his sleeve. Passionate. That’s awesome. That’s something this team needs and it’s kind of something new for us. Offensively having a guy that fired up and that passionate while he’s playing is neat.”

FIRED up. What breathes fire? A dragon! In this particular case it's a Red Dragon. It's sweet.

Red Dragon!

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Come on people. Check this quote out from Whitworth “He’s not scared. At first he was quiet in the preseason, but he’s really jumped out of his shell,” Whitworth said. “The biggest thing for Andy right now is that he’s playing the game all in, heart on his sleeve. Passionate. That’s awesome. That’s something this team needs and it’s kind of something new for us. Offensively having a guy that fired up and that passionate while he’s playing is neat.”

FIRED up. What breathes fire? A dragon! In this particular case it's a Red Dragon. It's sweet.

Red Dragon!

I just can't on board for it. A Phoenix breaths fire also and it rises up from the ashes...like the Bengals need to do.

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FIRED up. What breathes fire? A dragon! In this particular case it's a Red Dragon. It's sweet.

Red Dragon!

My arse breathes fire after a lamb vindaloo .............. how about The Red Ringpiece

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Because that is his name

Of course.

Makes perfect sense.

Very logical, ala Spock.

Or Jack Reacher.

Still, because of my love for jokes, including bad ones, there's alaways been a part of me that has wanted to ignore ALL player AND team names and instead write a series of posts using only deliberately stupid nicknames.

For example, last week I might have written....

"But then the Farkel Flinger found Silent J on the longest non-scoring pass play in Bongals team history."

:blink:

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I have the perfect name:

The Ginger Avenger

With his "cape of un-interception" he drives enemy defence back down the field before finally unleashing his "pigskin of fury" into the endzone. Truth and Justice prevail once again!

Christ it's 8:30 in the morning and I'm writing comic book hero cr4p!! Pass me my breakfast dram and put me out of this misery.

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Red Flag?

Until further notice I will no longer refer to Andy Dalton as Red Head Redemption, Red Elvis, or even as the Crimson Permanent Assurance. Rather, I hereby temporarily and semi-officially dub him as...Farkel Flinger, a name that shall not be lifted until Dalton can prove he has an effective throwing range longer than 20 yards.

"That's a fine looking Farkel flinger you've found there, Frank."

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Red Flag?

Until further notice I will no longer refer to Andy Dalton as Red Head Redemption, Red Elvis, or even as the Crimson Permanent Assurance. Rather, I hereby temporarily and semi-officially dub him as...Farkel Flinger, a name that shall not be lifted until Dalton can prove he has an effective throwing range longer than 20 yards.

"That's a fine looking Farkel flinger you've found there, Frank."

Update

Having just passed his 20-yard test I hereby vow to never again refer to Andy Dalton as the Farkel Flinger, and instead will now refer to him as...(wait for it)....the "Banty Rooster"

You're welcome.

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