icehole3 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Bengals Storm Defense, Dhani Jones said recently, "that a storm is coming." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Just all their poses...makes me feel flamboyant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupaBran Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 that's funny.but...Dhani Jones is painfully slow. Ray Rice was burning him all day long when they were matched up one on one. I think a move has to be made next year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Not that we'd expect you to know this, Supabran, but his replacement is already on the rosterHint: his first name sounds exactly like the first name of the middle linebacker from Baltimore, who -- like you -- is most well known of late for shooting off his mouth without knowing what he is talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet23 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I think we should call their defense Phil....or maybe Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Bengals_Fan Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Not that we'd expect you to know this, Supabran, but his replacement is already on the rosterWhich of course shifts the question: is there a rough feeling on who plays SLB next year? Jeanty again? Johnson? Draft/FA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupaBran Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Not that we'd expect you to know this, Supabran, but his replacement is already on the rosterHint: his first name sounds exactly like the first name of the middle linebacker from Baltimore, who -- like you -- is most well known of late for shooting off his mouth without knowing what he is talking aboutHey dips**t TJ, shouldn't you be bashing Chad somewhere?I was pointing out that we might have to make a move this year...and correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Dhani under contract for next year as well?You want an enemy by dissecting everything I say, you got one! Watch your back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 TJ, shouldn't you be bashing Chad somewhere?What does Chad have to do with our defense? You know, our defense, ie the subject of this thead.......I was pointing out that we might have to make a move this year...ah, so you have not worked out the original hint yet. Yeah, it was a tough one, for sure. Ok, new hint: his replacement was drafted by us in the second round this past draft, and is a Samoanand correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Dhani under contract for next year as well?Sure. Experienced depth is good. I fail to see the problem here.You want an enemy by dissecting everything I say, you got one!When you're wrong about something, I'll point it outI leave it to you to work out the logic as to why I have been responding to your posts so much latelyWatch your back! Physical violence, eh? Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Not that we'd expect you to know this, Supabran, but his replacement is already on the rosterHint: his first name sounds exactly like the first name of the middle linebacker from Baltimore, who -- like you -- is most well known of late for shooting off his mouth without knowing what he is talking aboutHey dips**t TJ, shouldn't you be bashing Chad somewhere?I was pointing out that we might have to make a move this year...and correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Dhani under contract for next year as well?You want an enemy by dissecting everything I say, you got one! Watch your back! What? You're going to cyber-punk him? Whack him over the net?Before this turns into something unnecessary, everyone back to their respective corners. Remember...we're 6-2. Happy faces, you morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidge Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Um, not to take sides but Supa is aware of that TJ. Been discussed in the draft thread. Not sure quite why you have such a bug up your ass about the post - you're usually so mellow after all. Hardly controversial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walzav29 Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 This is gay, but Thundercats? HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 If he is aware of it, Pidge, why is he wondering in this thread who will take over for Dhani at MLB?Are there two different persons using the Supabran login? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidge Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 If he is aware of it, Pidge, why is he wondering in this thread who if anyone will take over for Dhani at MLB?Are there two different persons using the Supabran login?Good point. I see where the confusion has come in. Being aware of various musings on a thread about this, I realised he meant at the OLB spot as opposed to the MLB spot specifically. It's not obvious though from that post alone.Where's Joe Pong when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I think we should call their defense Phil....or maybe Steve.Phil is good. We could also go with Defensatron 4000. That sounds techy and kind of like a robot, which are pretty tough since they're made of metal. I also think we should integrate the green movement into this. Being green is just so important. Forget it, I'm going with a list:1. Phil2. Defensatron 40003. Pumpkin's Rage-Filled Army. 4. W3 (secretly stands for We Want Women)5. Burned Out Killers6. We Might Blitz, We Might Not, You Can't Really Tell7. The Meatloaf Special (I had this for lunch, and I just like the way it sounds, but it would be a pretty good name for a defense too)8. Bitch, Get Me Another BeerThere, those are 8 good names for this defense. Hopefully someone from the Enquirer will read this and plagiarize like they usually do, and we'll have a brand new name for our D! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidge Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Ok, you think you all can come with s**t names - CincinnaD.Beat that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 he meant at the OLB spot as opposed to the MLB spot specifically. It's not obvious though from that post alone.Ah. OKJeanty for one.Possibly Michael Johnson, since they worked him out at the SLB some in campSkuta has the size for SSLB, and is supposedly pretty versatileOr a draft pickI'd bet Dhani could back up both spotsWhere's Joe Pong when you need him?I'll look into it if ever we reach such a juncture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 The Lunchbox Eleven11 guys just doin their job....helmets instead of hardhats.....no big stars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I think we should call their defense Phil....or maybe Steve.Phil is good. We could also go with Defensatron 4000. That sounds techy and kind of like a robot, which are pretty tough since they're made of metal. I also think we should integrate the green movement into this. Being green is just so important. Forget it, I'm going with a list:1. Phil2. Defensatron 40003. Pumpkin's Rage-Filled Army. 4. W3 (secretly stands for We Want Women)5. Burned Out Killers6. We Might Blitz, We Might Not, You Can't Really Tell7. The Meatloaf Special (I had this for lunch, and I just like the way it sounds, but it would be a pretty good name for a defense too)8. Bitch, Get Me Another BeerThere, those are 8 good names for this defense. Hopefully someone from the Enquirer will read this and plagiarize like they usually do, and we'll have a brand new name for our D!I think at least four of these would be servicable nicknames. I'll let the boys debate which ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I still like the 'Not-Ready-for-Primetime-Players', as an ode to the fact we got no love for MNF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidge Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 he meant at the OLB spot as opposed to the MLB spot specifically. It's not obvious though from that post alone.Ah. OKJeanty for one.Possibly Michael Johnson, since they worked him out at the SLB some in campSkuta has the size for SSLB, and is supposedly pretty versatileOr a draft pickI'd bet Dhani could back up both spotsWhere's Joe Pong when you need him?I'll look into it if ever we reach such a junctureI hope Dhani returns next yr also as a backup. His mind is still willing but the legs, they're not so sure. I myself favour a straight out battle between Jeanty and Johnson for the remaining outside spot or a rotation of the two even. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Bengals_Fan Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Ok, you think you all can come with s**t names - CincinnaD.Beat that!That's kinda catchy. I could see that getting legs.Probably would work best on a sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 We could also go 'Purple People Eaters', not as an ode to the Vikings of the 70s, but as an ode to what we did to the Ravens twice this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingwilly Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I think we should call their defense Phil....or maybe Steve.Phil is good. We could also go with Defensatron 4000. That sounds techy and kind of like a robot, which are pretty tough since they're made of metal. I also think we should integrate the green movement into this. Being green is just so important. Forget it, I'm going with a list:1. Phil2. Defensatron 40003. Pumpkin's Rage-Filled Army. 4. W3 (secretly stands for We Want Women)5. Burned Out Killers6. We Might Blitz, We Might Not, You Can't Really Tell7. The Meatloaf Special (I had this for lunch, and I just like the way it sounds, but it would be a pretty good name for a defense too)8. Bitch, Get Me Another BeerThere, those are 8 good names for this defense. Hopefully someone from the Enquirer will read this and plagiarize like they usually do, and we'll have a brand new name for our D!falling off my chair.... hard to top those. not sure it is worth trying.Here are some.A. Wall of Fur (or Wall of Claws/Fangs)B. BlitzCats - also could be the SackCatsC. Phil is Ok, but maybe something more obscure, like Murray or Oscar?D. Zimmer's Heroes (when they play bad we can alternate with Zeroes)Pidge's "CincinnaD" is solid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Lippincott's Legion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 he meant at the OLB spot as opposed to the MLB spot specifically. It's not obvious though from that post alone.Ah. OKJeanty for one.Possibly Michael Johnson, since they worked him out at the SLB some in campSkuta has the size for SSLB, and is supposedly pretty versatileOr a draft pickI'd bet Dhani could back up both spotsFan of Brandon Johnson myself though I wouldn't mind seeing them use MJ,He still can rush the passer on passing downs...then draft another passrusher in the draft... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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