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Absolutely spot on. Thought we could use a diversion from Chad-all-the-time and the rest of the dead time that is the end of February. Mods, please don't move this right off. Here's a taste of that guy's spot-on list:

The Reactionary: He isn't always negative. When things are going just right, he's positively a p***ycat. But if anything goes even slightly awry, duck- because the invective will be flying.

An example:

Pupunu>Winslow: After yet another lackluster effort by #21, it's become more and more painfully apparent that the Tomlinson era needs to an end. A.J. should be hammering the phones this week looking for a trading partner for the overrated LT, who is nothing more than a slightly bigger Little Train James without the return skills. Maybe we can get a first-day pick, although I personally doubt it after a performance like that.

The hell with it, let's just blow the whole thing up and start over again.

ChargerPower: Am I missing something, or is it only Week Two?

Heh. Feels awfully familiar.

There's lots more. And it's gold, Jerry. Gold!

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Well this one reminds me of a certain defender of CJ:

Emotionally Invested: You know the cop movies where the lieutenant calls the detective into his office and reprimands him: "You're getting too close!" Well, he's gotten too close. He tosses out more excuses and rationalizations than a battered wife. He's fallen in love with a player, and his heart won't allow him to admit that, well... it simply isn't going to work out.

LosmanIsGod: Of course, you J.P. haters are just going to dismiss his performance by saying, "Oh, he went 8-for-25 with four interceptions, he sucks." Two of those interceptions were tipped, and I'm pretty sure Lee ran the wrong pattern on the last pick, although I have no idea if this is the case. Plus the wind was really bad. And this is only J.P.'s third season- he's practically still a rookie. Peyton Manning threw six interceptions in a game earlier this year. I guess he sucks too, right? If we get three or four All-Pros on the offensive line, a couple of more at receiver, if the defense plays at roughly an '85 Bears level and if Marshawn turns into a combination of Thurman Thomas and Joe Cribbs, J.P. can be a serviceable starter for us.

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Fits some of our game threads right here:

Don't Post Drunk: He starts his Sunday with a beer at seven a.m., and he's still going strong twelve hours later. If the game doesn't go the way he expects or desires, he's sure to post something that he'll really, really regret the next day.

TitansMan2002: I hope that son-of-a-bitch Dungy joins his dead son in hell.

(Next day)

TitansMan2002: Yesterday in the heat of emotion and alcohol, I posted something horribly inappropriate about Coach Dungy and his tragic family situation. I'm here to beg the forgiveness of every member of this board. That isn't who I am.

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Well this one reminds me of a certain defender of CJ:

Emotionally Invested: You know the cop movies where the lieutenant calls the detective into his office and reprimands him: "You're getting too close!" Well, he's gotten too close. He tosses out more excuses and rationalizations than a battered wife. He's fallen in love with a player, and his heart won't allow him to admit that, well... it simply isn't going to work out.

LosmanIsGod: Of course, you J.P. haters are just going to dismiss his performance by saying, "Oh, he went 8-for-25 with four interceptions, he sucks." Two of those interceptions were tipped, and I'm pretty sure Lee ran the wrong pattern on the last pick, although I have no idea if this is the case. Plus the wind was really bad. And this is only J.P.'s third season- he's practically still a rookie. Peyton Manning threw six interceptions in a game earlier this year. I guess he sucks too, right? If we get three or four All-Pros on the offensive line, a couple of more at receiver, if the defense plays at roughly an '85 Bears level and if Marshawn turns into a combination of Thurman Thomas and Joe Cribbs, J.P. can be a serviceable starter for us.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I knew it was coming. As soon as I seen "Emotionally Invested" I was LMAO, I knew I'd get singled out as that person... That's me and you all are HATERS (sarcasm) !!!

:lmao::lmao:

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In honor of his post in the Odell thread to start page 3, a shout out to our resident guy like this:

Mr. Negative: Jessica Alba could cop his knob, and he'd complain about her not using enough tongue.

BigBlue85309: Gilbride and his porn-stache need to be fired for leaving the Patriots 35 seconds to tie and/or win the game. Nice clock-management. No wonder Buddy Ryan tried to choke the life out of him back in Houston.

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In honor of his post in the Odell thread to start page 3, a shout out to our resident guy like this:

Mr. Negative: Jessica Alba could cop his knob, and he'd complain about her not using enough tongue.

BigBlue85309: Gilbride and his porn-stache need to be fired for leaving the Patriots 35 seconds to tie and/or win the game. Nice clock-management. No wonder Buddy Ryan tried to choke the life out of him back in Houston.

Dead nuts, lol. Keep 'em coming, your doing great!

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[EDIT: Oh yeah, and I am so going with "Tough Guy" from here on out. Since I live in California, I won't have to actually back-it-up. (I hope!)]

If you truly live by the bay nobody will expect you to be tough.

stop......silly.

(Is that the reaction you were looking for?)

Oh, wait a minute, what I meant was "You callin' me gay? I'll meet you anytime out in the parking lot and we'll settle this with fists, tough guy."

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Hee:

"The "Cool" Visiting Fan: He wears the colors of a hated rival, but it doesn't matter- everyone on the board loves him anyway. He's always civil and always makes sure to point out that he "comes in peace".

VikingFan85: I wish every Packers fan on earth would close their garage door, get in their car, and run the engine. Except for DickeyToCoffman- he's cool.

DickeyToCoffman: Thanks. I respect the Vikings a lot, they've got a great tradition and they're on their way up. Good luck except when you're playing us.

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[EDIT: Oh yeah, and I am so going with "Tough Guy" from here on out. Since I live in California, I won't have to actually back-it-up. (I hope!)]

If you truly live by the bay nobody will expect you to be tough.

stop......silly.

(Is that the reaction you were looking for?)

Oh, wait a minute, what I meant was "You callin' me gay? I'll meet you anytime out in the parking lot and we'll settle this with fists, tough guy."

*Gulp* I'll be sure not to drop the soap. :lmao:

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The Token Chick: Everyone on the board wants her. Not many know that she's a 42-year old divorcee who has a p***y-gut, three kids by three dads and smokes a carton of Basics a day, but even if they did, it wouldn't matter; after all, she's the only female on the board, and a lot of the guys who inhabit the boards are pretty hard-up.

RaiderGrrrrl: If I can get my ex to take the kids, I'll be at the opening weekend of training camp with bells on.

E-RockRIP: Are you going to be wearing your heels and that leather corset I've heard so much about? I can't wait!!!

:lol:

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In light of a few recent threads, this seems appropriate:

"The Jack of All (Unrealistic) Trades: His forte is a never-ending stream of trade proposals that would get him laughed off the screen in his Madden franchise, let alone real life. Go ahead and tell him how absurd his ideas are- he'll just be back with another ridiculous one before the day is through.

FalconFanSinceVanBrocklin: Look, we need a quarterback, and after Asante Samuel bolts, the Pats are going to need a shutdown corner. If we package DeAngelo Hall and, say, one of our second-round picks, that should be enough to pry Brady away from NE. Cassel is thoroughly marinated in McDaniels' system and should be ready to start. We can pull this off IMO. Thoughts?

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Ria in a landslide! Bengal Sis is good too, but she's Shayne's sister, and hasn't sent me one picture of boobs. Ria has! :wub:

And BTW, do you realize how long it's been since you updated your sig?

Just saying....

Yeah, I'm due for a new one I know, and you're due for one period!

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Ria in a landslide! Bengal Sis is good too, but she's Shayne's sister, and hasn't sent me one picture of boobs. Ria has! :wub:

And BTW, do you realize how long it's been since you updated your sig?

Just saying....

Yeah, I'm due for a new one I know, and you're due for one period!

Saying the same thing over and over again isn't really my style....although I admit it happens more than I like.

That said, if you have a picture of Ria's boobs...and not just a picture of some other gals boobs that she sent you...I would would be proud to use them as my sig. In fact, I think we all should, as it would promote unity and a sense of community.

Giggity-giggity.

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