TJJackson

I will be watching Jonah closely for the rest of the season Is he truly regressing as a player or is his recent shitty play been all about the injury that isnt getting the rest it needs to heal If it is the former, OLT becomes a position to address in either round 1 or round 2, and quite likely in free agency as well

Is the wife on board with the hookers and blow plan?

then you can upgrade from select sirloins to choice strips, and from Milwaukees Best to MIchelob

Can Bank of America sell the Bengals too?

dear lord. now the 3rd and 4th corners are marked as DNP my dead granny may need to suit up after all

Bengals.com cut the radio feed with a minute to go in the 3rd quarter I mean, ok, yeah, they're being clobbered, but that doesnt mean you cut the fucking feed that fucking early!!!

apparently the wr named Peoples-Jones doesnt need to be covered

which is why I used the term "miracle"

The story tomorrow will be the New Guy is paid by the Bengals but is owned by the Browns Barring a miracle comeback

so basically the Browns own New Guy?

Awuzie hurt. just awesome

kinda amazed that we're only down by 8 it hast felt that close with their journeyman qb looking like Unitas

sure would be nice if our offense woke up now

Mike "Hands of Stone" Thomas

who went for the pick? (missed it, watching the radio)

not too creative?

star LB Roquan Smith traded by the Bears to the Ravens for a 2, a 5, and backup LB AJ Klein Ravens decided to get better for the playoff push, why not us?

awesome, no more Blimp unfortunately though, even though he'll be the only NT we have dressed, I bet he gets less than 6 snaps total unless we either have tons of injuries at DT or are 3+ scores up at the start of the 4th quarter Anarumo is waaaaaaay overutilizing starters on the DLine this year, wearing them out

third degree burns? uhm, what? I am guessing this is a joke......along the lines of how a fa wr toasted him

Seattle beat the Giants? really? Geno Fucking Smith, dear god, what deal did he make with overworldly powers?

as expected, the undefeated Eagles destroyed the Steelers this week so thats good

I see the "leg has fallen off" psts and the "he will not go on IR and will play Monday" posts its weird the only thing the Bengals have confirmed is that there is a hip problem and he wont play Monday. no word whatsoever beyond that. how this news went out and all was/is bizarre

well, lets say there is a solidly good FA WR out there on the last year of his contract wouldnt you be willing to absorb his remaining salary this year to compensate for the loss of Griddy for a few weeks then have receiver depth going into the playoffs during this brief superbowl window we are in? we're seeing Burrow and 4 WRs a LOT more than I expected, to be sure. 5 even, sometimes. oh also, that player would then be our player for purposes of determining comp picks - if he's decently good, we pick up a 5 or a 6 the following year

Ravens recovers onside kick F U C K F U C K ah well need a win Monday just to keep up with the Ravens now

TB scores TD but 2 point conversion fails despite two attempts (penalty on Ravens on attempt 1) so TB remains down 5 with under a minute to go