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We need Andy tonight. The Ravens are the biggest threat in our division. We need the Saints to have fun and play together. This would be a significant development for us. Go Saints!!

You know it’s funny you posted that, I watched the nfl highlight show and one of Allen’s passes he threw very strangely, basiclky looked like his arm hurt. I wonder if he’s been playing through something.

Well, tonight we get Andy in a national game in prime time, and it’s a game we really want him to win. Come on Andy Dalton! Gonna reverse the trend tonight! Andy’s gonna eat at Arby’s drive through tonight!!

Kind of holding my breath to hear the Dax Hill and Chris Evans injury reports.

Hopefully Chris Evans and Dax Hill aren’t too badly injured. Both will get the extr week to heal up. Would be nice to get them back then at some point Chase.

Good showing. Great to see the run game revived. The other guy always has something to do with it, and I’d say the Panthers aren’t exactly laying it all on the line for this interim coach. In other games Mixon was having to cut or jump over guys as soon as he got the ball. Today he had a full head of steam into the second level before the Panthers touched him. Great showing by our maligned o-line.

If Elon Musk buys this place I’m not paying eight bucks a month for my old picture of Vijay with a pink blob beside it. Sorry Elon, not happening.

Too late I’m spamming the living shit out of him.

Holy shit, Mississippi gave over $5 million in welfare money pro wrestler Ted DiBiase and his family to conduct welfare enrichment programs or whatever buzzwords the article used. One of the sons already plead guilty, they’re trying to seize the other son’s house. Mississippi does not fool around when they decide to find a ridiculous and freakish way to misappropriate federal money. “Saw this feller on the video scope last night, had a big giant dollar sign on his necklace, called himself the million dollar man. Obviously he knows all about money so we’re giving him five million dollars.”

Seem Bezos lately? Apparently Amazon delivers HGH in large quantities. Looks really strange.

Unless our team bus falls off a bridge, hard to envision the bengals losing this game. They’ll probably cover, I’m betting it.

Just looked it up, AT&T pays 17-19 million a year for naming rights to Jerra’s place.

Jerra wouldn’t cross the street for $3.75 million. There is a chasm between the haves and the have nots in this league.

The NFL or the feds or someone is doing an investigation into Snyder’s accounting practices. Essentially, they suspect he misreported income to keep it out of the money that falls into the revenue sharing bucket, and keep it in the bucket that goes to the home team. Knowing him, he probably did it, and he sees the writing on the wall so he’s bailing. One thing that irks me - he’s selling at an all time high. He’s going to make an absolute killing minus whatever nuisance lawsuits he has to settle. I don’t know if nfl franchises have much more ability to appreciate beyond where they are now. Life truly is unfair.

Zac never has them ready to play. Sometimes they get it going once they figure out they’re in a football game. Sometimes, like last night, they just can’t get it in gear. Zac needs to reevaluate how he prepares this team.

Seriously need a left tackle. Jonah Williams was a high draft pick. That’s all I can say right now. Seriously consider a FA next year, they take too long to develop and you can’t tell who’s going to actually turn into anything good. It’s hindsight but giving Huber another year was a mistake. Guys just wear out, even punters.

Browns have an amazing pocket for that no name an to throw from. Need our offense to win this game. Starting chunk plays now!

Going to have to run the ball a little. If we can.

You’re a depth guy, you get your big chance. Clank.

Myles Garrett, dude’s a beast. The offense looks in synch. Get a stop and we’ll score next possession.

Regular broadcast or the Manning brothers?

Other years: Bengals: “We’re here motherfucker! Let’s go!!” Olive Garden Parking Lot Cowboy: “Watch this.” Bengals: “Wait.. urghh… ah fuck!”

So looking forward to this game. Bengals on the rise. The Browns just doing their usual stumbling about. Hopefully the subtraction of Baker will be a big difference for us.

Wow, I would have absolutely loved to have been on that tour. I’m going the next time the bengals play there, and it’s mostly to see the stadium.

Watched that game last night and Brady was not accurate. He missed a number of throws. Also - what is with that dude’s face. He’s morphing into Blue Steel. I think surgery or some sort of fat removal procedure. Dude is sporting the sunken cheekbones of a Dickens novel street urchin. I’m very much looking forward to seeing what the Bengals can put together without Chase. If they just keep everything the same and shuffle guys around I’ll be disappointed. They need to adjust the scheme, looking for Hurst and Evans to thrive.