Stripes

I would also fumble the ball if I knew Taylor was watching my every move.

Not enough Taylor Swift.

Let's go Giant Meteor!

I would be pretty concerned about the defense without Reader, because this team hasn't been great drafting any kinds of DTs since they hit the jackpot on Geno 14 years ago. I might say he's a higher priority (if healthy) for me than Higgins, though I acknowledge his age is a factor to account for.

Apparently the correct answer to Chase vs. Sewell was "yes"

Good to be rid of those purple fucks. Go Lions. Go NFC in the Super Bowl.

GTFO Baltimore

I'm glad it was Callahan and not Anarumo (so far). I know the latter lost some popularity this season, but I still think his mind for scheme is near the top of the league.

If the job goes to Pitcher, I really hope we don't have a Ken Zampese redux situation on our hands.

Yep.

Lions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 49ers > Chiefs >>> Ravens

Tied at the half. A Houston win here would be absolutely delicious. I desire it fully, truly, and sexually.

They're hanging in there, but they really should have the lead. Flag city.

Go Texans. Go Lions. Go Bills. Rare for me to have such clear rooting interests in three divisional games without the Bengals. I don't give a crap who wins the 49ers/Packers game.

A fake slide is already illegal. If Allen did that, it should have been flagged. Edit - nevermind. It was implemented in college after Pickett did it, but not the NFL. I certainly agree it should be illegal.

It will be interesting to see how the division behaves when both the Ravens and Bengals are able to finish a season near full strength.

GTFO Pittsburgh

GTFO Cleveland

Not much defense either way so far.

- The closest I get to a second-favorite team: Detroit Lions - Sure, that'll work: Buffalo Bills, Houston Texans, Los Angeles Rams, Philadelphia Eagles - Meh, whatever: San Francisco 49ers, Dallas Cowboys, Kansas City Chiefs, Miami Dolphins, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Green Bay Packers - F*** you, eat shit Cleveland Browns, Pittsburgh Steelers, Baltimore Ravens

I’m not actually certain what Brian Callahan does, so okay.

CTB and Battle ought to be the young players that set the tone in the defensive backfield. We can only hope Dax Hill finds his way, because it was a bit rough for him. The jury is still out on Turner, who started great and finished poorly. Rookie stuff.

Yoshi again. 30-0

Throw of the year there, Browning to Irwin

I am now invested in completing this cheap shutout.