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Burrow Bowl I: Bengals @ Dolphins Game Thread

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If the Bengals look like they're going to screw this up, we might need to take matters into our own hands.

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Go Bengals! Beat the fish!

Drive our dreams into a ditch!

Go out there and get the win

So come next year we’ll suck again!

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On my brow, there is a furrow.

I fear we’ll beat the fins,

and lose out on Burrow.

 

We’ll be laughed at by Mel Kiper,

our owner can’t do anything

but fill his diaper.

 

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Hey everybody!  Chad just said he’s coming back as a kicker!  Let’s all talk about Chad!!

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Bengals-Dolphins game is so lame CBS can’t even broadcast it with a straight face.  Had to send the pregame back to the studio, couldn’t get the game commentators’ microphones to work.

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A boy receives a gift from a Boomer

A helmet of stripes and a rumor

That he'd be a Bengal not a year sooner

With a frown he looked down

At least, he mused, it's not Brown

 

Sunny Miami, a new day arrives

The Red Rifle powers multiple drives

With his teammates he enjoys his high fives

But the fans look on through tears

For this victory confirmed all of their fears

 

And the boy bought his Florida home

He was going to have a practice dome!

His girlfriend rests outside in the warm midnight gloam

The stripes were memories and jokes

Bless the Bengals for ensuring this hoax

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Sideline guy says, Zac Taylor says quitting is unacceptable.  At that very moment Billy Price barely even notices his guy running past him to sack Dalton.  Go Bengals!  Ha ha!

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Just now, COB said:

Sideline guy says, Zac Taylor says quitting is unacceptable.  At that very moment Billy Price barely even notices his guy running past him to sack Dalton.  Go Bengals!  Ha ha!

Well, TBF Price has barely noticed guys running past him all year...

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liking what I am seeing.....please please please Dolphins and your 3 win record show Son of a Genius just how very pitiful this team is by absolutely destroying us

getting our behinds whoooped by a terrible team.....what could be better? 

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11 minutes ago, COB said:

Sideline guy says, Zac Taylor says quitting is unacceptable.  At that very moment Billy Price barely even notices his guy running past him to sack Dalton.  Go Bengals!  Ha ha!

I heard and saw that too :-)

I wonder if he is getting extra instruction time from El Matador himself, Guychick?

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