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As a result of COVID-19 canceling every sports related distraction.....

Burrow really doesn't want to be in Cincinnati and neither does anyone pick at #33, lol. 

Get ready for some stupid ass draft/free agent hot takes.   It was already going to be bonkers with all the QBs etc.   Now there's absolutely nothing to cover for a couple weeks. 

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As it turns out, there are actually comments on Bengalszone dating back to 2008 referencing "Zombie Mike Brown".  It's the truth...

That being said, the fact of the matter is all those comments foretold this coming.

"Zombie Mike Brown" is really a result of COVID-19.

THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END !!!!
 

**grabs Cherry Pop Tarts and whiskey**
BRING IT

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Regretfully announcing here that I’m cancelling my trip to the laundry room to empty the dryer.  Instead going to shelter in place here in the green chair in my bedroom, probably doze a little.  

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6 hours ago, ArmyBengal said:

"Zombie Mike Brown".  

Well, he seemingly can’t die.  Watching his crappy team suck a giant dick every year kind of feels like getting your brain chewed on while it’s still in your skull.  And finally, his skin looks like it’s been decomposing for a few months.  Yep, Zombie status CONFIRMED.

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Haven't ran one on TDN for a while.  This was the miracle I ran into today for our linebacking corps.

1. Joe Burrow, QB
2. Patrick Queen, MLB
3. Kenneth Murray, OLB
4. Solomon Kindley, OG
5. Jordan Fuller, S
6. Trey Adams, OT
7. Levonta Taylor, CB

Couldn't resist the falling Murray when I could have gone CB at that point.
Never going to happen, but it was fun to see him sitting there for the taking !!!

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That is fun. 

Yeah, skipping CB early now an easy call. Just came up with this one on TDN - usual parameters:
 

 
1

Joe Burrow, QB LSU

33

Jalen Reagor, WR TCU

65

Austin Jackson, OT USC

107

Troy Dye, LB Oregon

147

Javelin Guidry, S Utah

180

Francis Bernard, LB Utah

215

Josiah Scott, CB - Michigan State

I don't know what Jackson was doing there at top of 3 either, but I could have taken the Auburn T is Jackson hadn't been there - and some really good guards were still on the board.

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Good lord. This might be my favorite mock possible. Andrew Thomas fell in this and then look at how the rest of the board lined up:
 

 
1

Joe Burrow, QB LSU

33

Andrew Thomas, OT Georgia

65

Malik Harrison , LB Ohio State

107

Damien Lewis, IOL LSU

147

Devin Duvernay , WR Texas

180

Antoine Brooks Jr. , S Maryland

215

Lynn Bowden, WR Kentucky

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On 3/11/2020 at 7:11 PM, ArmyBengal said:

Going through LAX next month on my way to Hawaii. I was thinking about cancelling things out. Then I realized I really don’t give a shit.

Fuck you corona virus. Come at me !!!

Im taking the fam in May, warm up the beaches for us!

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Sadly, I’m not having men’s luck with LBs or any luck with OL.

1 Joe Burrow, QB LSU

33 Zack Baun, EDGE Wisconsin

65 Jalen Reagor, WR TCU

107 Alex Highsmith, EDGECharlotte

147 Leki Fotu, IDLUtah

180 Lynn Bowden, WR Kentucky

215 Scott Frantz, OT Kansas State

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I grade your draft sim  a D. Try again. And no way do they draft two d-lineman for a room that is already almost full. 

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1 hour ago, redsbengalsbucks said:

Im taking the fam in May, warm up the beaches for us!

Well, we didn't have any choice in the matter and had to move the vacation.
Half the things we wanted to do in Hawaii were closed due to the virus and Delta was actually recommending cancellation as well.
Damnedest thing ever.  If i'm being honest, i'm kind of happy we aren't going right now.  Things are too chaotic at work.
Oh, if all things are the same, i'd rather the coronavirus, NOT come at me.  I'm cool...

Mem,
Burrow, Thomas, and Harrison would be enough for me to stop watching whatever came after that point.
I would be too happy to be concerned.

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7 minutes ago, ArmyBengal said:

Well, we didn't have any choice in the matter and had to move the vacation.
Half the things we wanted to do in Hawaii were closed due to the virus and Delta was actually recommending cancellation as well.
Damnedest thing ever.  If i'm being honest, i'm kind of happy we aren't going right now.  Things are too chaotic at work.
Oh, if all things are the same, i'd rather the coronavirus, NOT come at me.  I'm cool...

Mem,
Burrow, Thomas, and Harrison would be enough for me to stop watching whatever came after that point.
I would be too happy to be concerned.

hoping things calm down quickly, been planning this trip for two years.

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It's interesting to see things change as time goes, considering new additions to the team.
My approach changed, but not much.

1. Joe Burrow, QB
2. Patrick Queen, LB
3. Lucas Niang, OT
4. Chase Claypool, WR
5. Colby Parkinson, TE
6. Justin Strnad, LB
7. Trey Adams, OT

Double up on the two biggest needs, while added two more offensive weapons.
I would offer this up as my "ArmyBengal Mock Draft".

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On 3/19/2020 at 11:58 AM, membengal said:

I grade your draft sim  a D. Try again. And no way do they draft two d-lineman for a room that is already almost full. 

Very tough grader, you must not know how hard it is to run an nfl team.

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Yes please:

(my regular evening mock on TDN)

1  Joe Burrow, QB

33 Patrick Queen, LB

65  Lucas Niang, OT

107 Damien Lewis, IOL

147 Devin Duvernay, WR

180 Antonio Gandy-Golden  WR

215 Davion Taylor, LB

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In every draft I have tried to do on TDN, Queen is never available at 33.  He goes in bottom third of round 1 without fail

let me try one more time, see if he's there.....

yep, he went at 28 and I'm stuck with Josh Jones OT Houston or Ruiz from Michigan

Queen seems kinda small, also is is a outside or inside guy?

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Getting Jones or Ruiz at top of 3 is a win. Good LBer options available in 3 or 4.

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My mock to start the week, this will work and would make me delighted:

1. Joe Burrow QB,

33. Jalen Reagor WR,

65. Isaiah Wilson OT,

107. Logan Stenberg IOL,

147. Davion Taylor LB,

180. Logan Wilson LB,  

215.Isaiah Coulter. WR,

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13 hours ago, membengal said:

Getting Jones or Ruiz at top of 3 is a win. Good LBer options available in 3 or 4.

was getting them at the top of r2, tho.......

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My TDN draft from just now. 

I wanted a LB in round 7 but there werent any, just a ton of WRs, RBs, and CBs

1-1 Joe Burrow QB LSU

2-33 Austin Jackson OT USC

3-65 Isaiah Wilson ORT Georgia

4-107 Troy Dye LB Oregon

5-147 Thaddeus Moss TE LSU

6-180 Tyrie Cleveland WR Florida

7-215 Gage Cervenka IOL Clemson

 

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Would have preferred a WR in round 5 over Moss, but otherwise looks good.

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