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“We got our lantern-jawed gunslinger!  We got him!”  /Cackles insanely, drives Rascal Freedom Power Wheelchair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club) across kitchen floor, almost runs over foot of Home Instead attendant who doesn’t even look up from her magazine/

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“Joe Biden won this thing?  Eh, glad we’re getting someone from the younger generation in there.”  

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“Well, that’s it. We’re never signing an offensive lineman to a second contract again.”

 

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“So Pumpkin and male Pumpkin think they’re calling the shots, eh?  We’ll just see about that!” /Cackles insanely, accidentally reverses Rascal Freedom Power Wheelchair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club) into pyramid of paper towels at Kroger, knocks rolls of paper towels all over the place./


 

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From Hobs, the time Otto Graham tried to teach Mike Brown an important lesson:

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"Please, Otto. I want to catch a pass from you," is what Brown remembers calling out to Graham. "I muffed it and threw it back. 'Please Otto, throw it to me again.' I muffed it again. I said, 'Please Otto, just one more time.' And he said, 'No, you had your chance.'

He didn’t learn.

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Yeah just one more season as well as this one a winning one!

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“They want to hear about free agent negotiations?  None of that foolishness, but I’ve got some cracking tales about Otto Graham our fans will love to hear instead!”

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“Whoo, I’m bushed!  That was a marathon hour and a half negotiation, but we got him, Tom Henderson is in the fold.  /Grotesque yawn, slumps forward, falls asleep in Rascal Freedom Power Wheelchair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club)/

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“How can you not know about this, don’t you have a beeper or something to notify you of our big free agency moves?

I’m only answering this out of respect for your granny.  What a woman.  Yes, Tom Henderson, the end we signed away from the Saints, also known as the big splash free agency of the season.  I can’t wait to see Tom Benson’s face at the next owners meeting.  
 

Benson!  You magnificent bastard.  I read your book!”

  /Adjusts binoculars hanging around neck.  Puts WW II helmet on head.  Triumphantly pilots Rascal Freedom Power Wheelchair ($1,498.20 at Sam’s Club) to the creamed corn station at Sizzler all you can eat buffet /

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“Goodness, my bracket is in a shambles.  Those hooligans down on Court Street are praying on my downfall.  Eh, I’ll get some shuteye.”  /turns off tv and lamp with the clapper.”

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“What’s a zoom meeting? Oh the hell with it, I quit!”

 

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3 hours ago, Stripes said:

I think Uzomah could surprise some people too.

Sample (the TE, not the DE) has made some efforts to get acclimated with Burrow as well, so I am looking forward to seeing if he can over the course of this season do some damage to his label as a "bust" thus far

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“Last year when Bisciotti outbid me for the original Astrodome turf, (cement floor included) to use as a practice field, who could have imagined him calling me today and offering it to me for half what he paid?”  

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