kingwilly Posted April 23, 2018 Report Posted April 23, 2018 "listen up, flappers, we go defense early, hoping Edward's from Vtech slips. I don't want to hear a bunch of moaning about the O-line, the fella from Dallas gonna have Cedric so sharp his elbows will put out an eye. If we get a chance at the Rudolph kid, let's get him in stripes in round 2. He's taller than Andy, right? Stronger arm? Good. Get him. You guys can handle Saturday and Sunday on your own." 1 Quote
COB Posted April 23, 2018 Author Report Posted April 23, 2018 “I want the hand measurements and high school track accomplishments of every prospect broken down for me, and I want it in a 3 ring binder, preferably a Franklin. Also, as I said earlier, the Rudolph kid, he looks pretty lantern-jawed, let’s take him.” Quote
TJJackson Posted April 23, 2018 Report Posted April 23, 2018 "raise the grade by 2 draft rounds on any player whose wife/fiancee/SO can play Bridge. The wife is short a player for her Wednesday night bridge social. Make it happen, peons" 1 1 Quote
kingwilly Posted April 23, 2018 Report Posted April 23, 2018 awesome stuff in this thread. good work, boyz. Quote
ArmyBengal Posted April 24, 2018 Report Posted April 24, 2018 "Alright team, I want a lineman in the first. That TJ Jackhole poster at Bengalszone is at it again. I mean seriously, every fucking year it's the same thing with that guy." "And why haven't I shut that place down yet for using the Bengals name ?? I hate all those jackasses on that site. Well, that Billy guy can stay if he keeps posting boobies." 1 Quote
Stripes Posted April 25, 2018 Report Posted April 25, 2018 7 hours ago, ArmyBengal said: "Alright team, I want a lineman in the first. That TJ Jackhole poster at Bengalszone is at it again. I mean seriously, every fucking year it's the same thing with that guy." "And why haven't I shut that place down yet for using the Bengals name ?? I hate all those jackasses on that site. Well, that Billy guy can stay if he keeps posting boobies." This reminds me of the time the Pittsburgh Post Gazette (I think? Or some online Pittsburgh publication) posted an article naming Bengalszone members among others who celebrated injuries to Ben Roethelisberger. Good times. 1 Quote
TJJackson Posted April 25, 2018 Report Posted April 25, 2018 http://www.post-gazette.com/sports/steelers/2006/06/15/Trash-talking-NFL-fans-waste-no-time-reveling-in-Roethlisberger-s-misfortune/stories/200606150341 1 Quote
Stripes Posted April 25, 2018 Report Posted April 25, 2018 That brings back old memories. Good find, TJ. 1 Quote
GapControl Posted April 26, 2018 Report Posted April 26, 2018 The Dr in that has a good point... he can have his opinion or he could just agree with about everyone else the Ben R is piece of shit much like H Ward and JJSchuster Quote
Passepartout Posted April 26, 2018 Report Posted April 26, 2018 Yeah as really the doctor has a good point. Or that if we do not like it is agree to disagree?! Quote
ArmyBengal Posted April 27, 2018 Report Posted April 27, 2018 Imagine sarcastic tone to the following: "How do you like that pick, Mr. "Gimme a lineman" ?? I don't want to hear shit from you the rest of the season." "Quick, now that I covered that base, I need either the fastest guy left or someone I can move from one position to another." "Surely there is some guy that has played DE since he was five that we could turn into a linebacker right ??" 1 Quote
TJJackson Posted April 27, 2018 Report Posted April 27, 2018 +1 on the "convert a DE to a LB" item *laff* 2 Quote
COB Posted April 28, 2018 Author Report Posted April 28, 2018 "Eh, the Hubbard kid went to Moeller, that should put some fanny's in the seats!" Quote
GapControl Posted June 3, 2018 Report Posted June 3, 2018 “Let’s just see what this viagra hoopla is all about...” 1 Quote
ArmyBengal Posted June 5, 2018 Report Posted June 5, 2018 "I told everyone last year during the anthem protests that they should just focus on football. I mean I do employ them to play football." "Hey you... Take a note skippy... Tell Marvin that "Play Football" should be this year's t-shirt slogan for camp." "Yeah, who's the boss now ??" 1 Quote
COB Posted June 7, 2018 Author Report Posted June 7, 2018 "If I could just get this truss buckled... argghh...gaahhh!" Quote
ArmyBengal Posted July 9, 2018 Report Posted July 9, 2018 "Alright men, I thought I would take some time to share a favorite quote of mine from Harry Truman. Old "Give'em Hell Harry" himself." "If you can't convince them, confuse them" "Yep, have had that gem hanging in my home office since I took over in 1991" Quote
COB Posted July 19, 2018 Author Report Posted July 19, 2018 "Is the draft today? Who's helping me with the draft today?" Quote
COB Posted July 20, 2018 Author Report Posted July 20, 2018 “We’re taking Greg Munoz in the first, Metamuscil Jar in the second, and in the third round we want Fleetwood Mack. He had the biggest tibia at the combine, so we’re taking a flyer on him! Eh...” 1 Quote
ArmyBengal Posted July 23, 2018 Report Posted July 23, 2018 "Training camp starts this week ?? Does Wal-Mart's equate brand make a comparable Gatorade ??" 3 1 Quote
kingwilly Posted July 25, 2018 Report Posted July 25, 2018 "I think I stepped in it. Pumpkin, check my loafers". 1 Quote
COB Posted August 7, 2018 Author Report Posted August 7, 2018 "Did someone mention TJ's gramma? Oooohhh yeeeaaa...." /turns off aspiration pump, turns up voltage on defibrillator, mutes electrocardiograph, takes off pulsoximeter, tries but fails to remove compression hose, wriggles out of spinal decompression machine, throws transdermal GFR monitor on floor, unbuckles truss, unzips sensible low-cost trousers....../ 1 Quote
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