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Amazing.    Mike Brown gave zero fucks about football his first decade as owner.  He might not now either.   His first decade  He was mostly focused on new stadium, fighting free agency,  how to beat the salary cap, revenue sharing, how to beat guaranteed money,  how to beat IRS estate tax code.     Basically sucking money out of football to secure his family financial future.

Beat that dude up in Cleveland by 8 wins.    Owner before Haslam sucked ass too.

 

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22 minutes ago, COB said:

The parking lot behind the Cheesecake Factory, huh?  

Easily the highlight of the tale.

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7 hours ago, COB said:

The parking lot behind the Cheesecake Factory, huh?  

Someone on twitter called that a “Cleveland handshake”.

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They have so many different types of Cheesecakes and huge menu.   It would not surprise me if the "Cleveland Handshake"  is offered at that Cheesecake factory.

I'm going to order next time I go there.

 

 

 

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Plaintiffs are coming out of the woodwork now to file suits against Deshaun Watson.  It is looking more and more like the Browns will be without Watson for the whole season.  I was thinking half, but with two more plaintiffs signing up, a resolution of his civil suits seems more and more unlikely.  Good job Browns!  

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Yeah, I was already at 8 games, but it looks like the needle is going to move higher if his lawyer can't stop the bleeding.
Damn Deshaun, if you can't find a chick to touch it, rub one out like a champ.  I mean, be a pro dude.

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66 massage therapists in 17 months?  His future in the league is in doubt.  
 

Not in doubt - the utter stupidity of the Browns owner.  He inherited all his money and his biggest accomplishment is using $92 million, not a typo, of that money to buy his way out of being prosecuted for a massive fraud scheme he perpetrated on his truck stop customers.  
 

The current fraud scheme he’s executing is called owning the Browns.  He truly is a parasite.  

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Wilson is a ticking time bomb. The crazy number of women he's pulled this shit on is a screaming red alert siren blaring "he will do this again" at ear-shattering decibel levels.

And that might be the only thing that saves the Browns financially.

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While I read somewhere about the potential for the Browns to get out of paying him his contract due to not being aware of additional cases potentially coming forward would be helpful for them, they won't be getting back those 3 first round picks they coughed up regardless.  Being out that money, giving up 3 first rounders AND never seeing that player take the field would be more hilarious than any football craziness I've ever heard.  

I'm not a fan of giving up on your team, but I think that would be enough for me to move in another direction.
Browns fans are just so stupid though, they will just keep on wearing the dog face masks, barking and throwing batteries.

Stupid Cleveland...

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I think the Browns will pressure the league to let Watson play at least half the season.  If unsuccessful, as seems likely, I think they’ll beg the league to give them back their draft picks, or at least some of their draft picks.

I don’t know if there is precedent for it.  Absent outright fraud by the Texans, I think the Browns should get no relief.  
 

But I think they will get relief.  Their argument will be we’ve stupidly put ourselves at such a competitive disadvantage that it’s bad for the league.  So for the sake of the league, the common good of the NFL, we need a couple of those first round picks back.  For some reason I think the league will fall for it.  

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Just sitting, patiently waiting for the Browns organization to spontaneously combust.

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Two more plaintiffs filing lawsuits.  Dude can’t catch a break.  Probably so stressed out over all this that the only thing that can help is a nice relaxing massage.

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1 hour ago, COB said:

Two more plaintiffs filing lawsuits.  Dude can’t catch a break.  Probably so stressed out over all this that the only thing that can help is a nice relaxing massage.

And maybe this time don’t ask the bitch for a happy ending… I could be wrong.

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