COB Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Our number one receiver has somehow survived on Dancing With the Stars. The attached shows him as 8/1 to win it all. But don't get excited because that figure skater from the Olympics is 5/4. The oddsmakers pretty much believe he's a sure thing to win. http://www.sportsbookbettingpromotions.com/news/entertainment-odds-picks-and-predictions/050410-dancing-with-the-stars-season-10-week-7-odds.htmlLet's get to the important stuff. Chad is supposed to film a man-whore show for VH1 after he's done with Dancing With the Stars. But since he's lasting so long on DWTS, I'm starting to worry about his VH1 show.What will they do if he lasts to the end? Will they try to rush taping of his man-whore show? They could totally compromise the quality of Chad's show! The usual high-quality shots of the girls being backstabbing bitches to each other when they're back at Skankquarters together? Well, those shots could end up poorly lit, or the sound could be fuzzy. Nice job VH1!Or the romantic shots of Chad and some skank with a stripper name sitting together in a hot tub bubbling with bacteria and std viruses could end up not even being shown. Instead, they'll refer you to their website for more online content after the broadcast show. Nice. I'm worried about Chad now more than ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ickey44 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalPimp Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 I wonder if that chick he's dancing with will be one of the skanks on his reality show? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 I wonder if that chick he's dancing with will be one of the skanks on his reality show?any woman appearing on said show, if she was not a skank before, becomes one by simple virtue of said appearancetruth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Freakin' haters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairOnFire Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Freakin' haters. Poop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Since the Bengals are still in the Chad Johnson business in 2010, I am glad he has not humiliated himself on the show and has lasted awhile. That will be weirdly important to Chad and his ego. One less thing for him to potentially sulk about or be upset about when camp gets here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalPimp Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Poop.Uh-Oh......It's spreading from thread to thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Since the Bengals are still in the Chad Johnson business in 2010, I am glad he has not humiliated himself on the show and has lasted awhile. That will be weirdly important to Chad and his ego. One less thing for him to potentially sulk about or be upset about when camp gets here.I'm just more happy he hasn't broken his freakin' ankle, tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Yeah, I guess. Altho, frankly, he's more likely to sustain that kind of injury at voluntaries in PBS than dancing across a stage with a hot chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregstephens Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Yeah, I guess. Altho, frankly, he's more likely to sustain that kind of injury at voluntaries in PBS than dancing across a stage with a hot chick.Perhaps, except that he's used to doing the voluntaries. He's still getting the hang of this whole 'plant and turn' thing in dance shoes on a slick floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
membengal Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 I guess. I am no dancer, and no star, so I certainly do not know. On a list of ways that Chad can hurt himself, I guess getting hurt doing some sort of twirl is low the list from my perspective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 I guess. I am no dancer, and no star, so I certainly do not know. On a list of ways that Chad can hurt himself, I guess getting hurt doing some sort of twirl is low the list from my perspective.Injuries from DWTS? Not unless they feature a mosh pit themed episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjakq27 Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 I think the Pacman signing is a choreographed move (no pun intended) by the Bengals and the show's producers. The problem now is that Pamela Anderson got voted off. The plan was to have Chad switch partners and be paired up with Ms. Pam in the finals. If Chad and Pam won, the Pacman was scheduled to disperse $80,000+ on Chad and his partner by "making it rain" on the two beotches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalszoneBilly Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Oh God. My hopes and dreams all just came crashing down. Chad was eliminated tonight from DWTS!! Football star Chad Ochocinco bids farewell to the 'Dancing With the Stars' ballroomThe Associated Press By SANDY COHEN AP Entertainment WriterLOS ANGELES May 18, 2010 (AP)He gave his "Dancing With the Stars" partner diamond jewelry, and now Chad Ochocinco is kissing her goodbye.The National Football League star and professional partner Cheryl Burke were ousted from the hit ABC show Tuesday, making them the 100th couple banished from the ballroom during the show's 10 seasons.Ochocinco came into Tuesday's results show in last place, with 52 points out of 60 for his two dances. Judges' scores are combined with viewer votes to determine which couple is eliminated each week.Good timing I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Doesn't he have a reality dating show to do now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjakq27 Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Back to work. Play time is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ickey44 Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Doesn't he have a reality dating show to do now?Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COB Posted May 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Back to work. Play time is over.Wrong. As noted in other posts, Chad has other TV work to do. He doesn't care about football enough to make any sort of off-season commitment to it anymore. Too bad, because I believe it was his long ago dedication that got him a new contract in the middle of an existing contract. I remember Rosenhaus saying it was pretty amazing that he'd been given that contract. Mike Brown probably looked at the guy who was so dedicated he sometimes slept at PBS, and figured it was a no-brainer. Tore up the old contract, gave him a new long term deal, and Chad hasn't been the same since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonahdsage Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Back to work. Play time is over.Wrong. As noted in other posts, Chad has other TV work to do. He doesn't care about football enough to make any sort of off-season commitment to it anymore. Too bad, because I believe it was his long ago dedication that got him a new contract in the middle of an existing contract. I remember Rosenhaus saying it was pretty amazing that he'd been given that contract. Mike Brown probably looked at the guy who was so dedicated he sometimes slept at PBS, and figured it was a no-brainer. Tore up the old contract, gave him a new long term deal, and Chad hasn't been the same since.geeeemany christmas. you people amaze me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJJackson Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Back to work. Play time is over.Yes, onto Ocho NoShow's *real* work.....the show I will call "John and Skanks plus Ocho"My operating theory is that a desperate-for-work-and-screen-time non-star John Gosselin will MC/narrate the show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trevor Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Any other season he would've won... How's any normal guy supposed to win with three almost pro dancers in the cast??? Chad deserved it for his improvement... Welp, whatever i guess... Time to destroy the league chad!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjakq27 Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Back to work. Play time is over.Wrong. As noted in other posts, Chad has other TV work to do. He doesn't care about football enough to make any sort of off-season commitment to it anymore. Too bad, because I believe it was his long ago dedication that got him a new contract in the middle of an existing contract. I remember Rosenhaus saying it was pretty amazing that he'd been given that contract. Mike Brown probably looked at the guy who was so dedicated he sometimes slept at PBS, and figured it was a no-brainer. Tore up the old contract, gave him a new long term deal, and Chad hasn't been the same since.geeeemany christmas. you people amaze me. How so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BengalByTheBay Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 geeeemany christmas. you people amaze me. How so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazkal Posted May 19, 2010 Report Share Posted May 19, 2010 Back to work. Play time is over.Wrong. As noted in other posts, Chad has other TV work to do. He doesn't care about football enough to make any sort of off-season commitment to it anymore. Too bad, because I believe it was his long ago dedication that got him a new contract in the middle of an existing contract. I remember Rosenhaus saying it was pretty amazing that he'd been given that contract. Mike Brown probably looked at the guy who was so dedicated he sometimes slept at PBS, and figured it was a no-brainer. Tore up the old contract, gave him a new long term deal, and Chad hasn't been the same since.geeeemany christmas. you people amaze me. Maybe thats the problem Chad stole their Christmas because well he's the grench! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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