2025 Opponents Set/Offseason Notes

[HoosierCat]

Tucker up to 16 accusers, really giving DeShaun a run for his money.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/justin-tucker-allegations-seven-more-massage-therapists-accuse-ravens-kicker-of-sexual-misconduct-per-report/

[ArmyBengal]

Shit, the Ravens put up with a murderer, so 16 sexual abuse accusers is next to nothing.
The Ravens are probably like, that's all you got bitches ??

[HoosierCat]

14 minutes ago, ArmyBengal said:

Shit, the Ravens put up with a murderer, so 16 sexual abuse accusers is next to nothing.
The Ravens are probably like, that's all you got bitches ??

First Stabby, now Spunky!

[HoosierCat]

Andy gets an $8 million extension ($6 million guaranteed) from Carolina.

https://www.si.com/nfl/bengals/news/former-cincinnati-bengals-player-andy-dalton-inks-new-deal-with-carolina-panthers-01jmdgrvbrpf

[COB]

It appears Andy is immortal.

[Stripes]

A Panthers wide receiver jolts awake, gasping and in a cold sweat. He quickly sits up, or actually he does not, he tries, but it's no use. His body does not obey his commands. He is stuck to the bed and short of breath. He sees the digital clock display on his nightstand.

14:14 AM.

That's when the sleep paralysis demon crawls on top of him, all its weight pressing him into the mattress. He tries to scream, but his mouth will not open. Another voice slips warmly into his ear.

Don't be afraid. Let's just have fun and play together.

 

[HoosierCat]

1 hour ago, Stripes said:

A Panthers wide receiver jolts awake, gasping and in a cold sweat. He quickly sits up, or actually he does not, he tries, but it's no use. His body does not obey his commands. He is stuck to the bed and short of breath. He sees the digital clock display on his nightstand.

14:14 AM.

That's when the sleep paralysis demon crawls on top of him, all its weight pressing him into the mattress. He tries to scream, but his mouth will not open. Another voice slips warmly into his ear.

Don't be afraid. Let's just have fun and play together.

 

And Bengals creepypasta is born…No. 14 is Slandyman.

[HoosierCat]

1 hour ago, COB said:

It appears Andy is immortal.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

[COB]

14 hours ago, Stripes said:

A Panthers wide receiver jolts awake, gasping and in a cold sweat. He quickly sits up, or actually he does not, he tries, but it's no use. His body does not obey his commands. He is stuck to the bed and short of breath. He sees the digital clock display on his nightstand.

14:14 AM.

That's when the sleep paralysis demon crawls on top of him, all its weight pressing him into the mattress. He tries to scream, but his mouth will not open. Another voice slips warmly into his ear.

Don't be afraid. Let's just have fun and play together.

 

Too great.  

[COB]

I love to poke fun at Andy.  I’m also happy for him, seems like a great guy and dude is building a huge career.  Erasing his great passing years, which were a bit of a mirage, as his legacy, and replacing it with his endless career as a competent backup and mentor.  

[ArmyBengal]

Always will root for Dalton.  Him and his wife are really good people that do great things in their communities.  Happy for him, while simultaneously acknowledging that I don't want him anywhere near my football team. 

[HoosierCat]

Meant to mention this yesterday but kept getting sidetracked. NFL announced yesterday that the Chargers would open the season in Brazil, which reminded me of this piece from Jay Morrison last month that the two most likely opponents for the Dolphins in Madrid were the Chargers and the Bengals.