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1 hour ago, ArmyBengal said:

Odd, I called the Bengals, but got transferred to the Rascal Freedom Power Chair company located in Nigeria.
It was all bullshit though and it's really all a front to bring back the Lumina. 
The place is now managed by former Bengals safety Ifeanyi Ohalete.
They have struggled with constant outbreaks of violence until they finally got the root cause of the issue.
Their Arby's stopped carrying the potato pancake because they had no one that knew how to make them.
2025 saw a transfer of the teenager that worked the drive thru in Heath to that location and things normalized.
The 2026 Lumina debuted at the Detroit Auto Show with rave reviews and noted trunk space for a new Power Chair.
Bengals plan is to give the one-of-a-kind prototype 2026 Lumina to Trey and hope it smooths things over.

Hope that helps...
 

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I hope Aaron was able to work through all his personal issues that held him back from signing.  If he turns on Tomlin (50/50 chance), it’ll turn into a dumpster fire.  Most of the Steeler fans I know are ready for Tomlin to go already.  Rogers doing his passive aggressive coach killing act will be like throwing a match into a gas can.

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9 hours ago, COB said:

Rogers doing his passive aggressive coach killing act will be like throwing a match into a gas can.

If the Bengals season goes down the shitter but we get to watch this happen, the 2025 season will still be quite enjoyable to watch.

Color me happy to see him finally sign.

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