2025 Opponents Set/Offseason Notes

[COB]

4 hours ago, ArmyBengal said:
Maybe that responsibility should fall to Pumpkin in future contract negotiations.

Inadequate lips, excess dental involvement.  PASS.

[TJJackson]

ewwww

[TJJackson]

I would pay a large sum to AVOID getting a bj from Pumpkin

[TJJackson]

So Peppers or Simmons?

[Stripes]

Peppers is probably the better player by a decent margin at this point. I'm not holding my breath either way, but we'll see. They've been more proactive than usual lately.

[COB]

Buckeyes win, Texas just has too many penalties and the manning kid was quite inaccurate.

[COB]

Ok tonight is the debut of Bill Belichick coaching North Carolina.  It’s on the tube, they’re 3.5 point underdogs to TCU.  Can Bill adjust to the college game?  Will modern day kids play hard for this old school taskmaster?

Who gives a fuck?  The only thing that matters in this game is Jordan Hudson, Bill’s completely hot piece of ass 24 year old girlfriend and how much of her tits she’ll put on display for the nationwide tv audience of over the hill doofuses like us.  
 

Yes, Bill is like 50 years older than her, and yes, her previous boyfriend was some 64 year old rich guy, but did I mention that Jordan has amazing tits that she’ll undoubtedly flaunt on tv tonight?  
 

The media needs to lay off our Jordan.  She has essentially set herself up with a sweet NIL deal based on her world class ability to somehow shut off 99.9% of her brain function at will, allowing her to ride some crusty old fossil from the Cretaceous period.  
 

Jordan Hudson - American Hero.

Bill Bellichick - A Slurry Pit of Cells Underneath Above-Referenced American Hero.

[ArmyBengal]

Jordon Hudson looks like Ms. Trans USA and let’s be honest… her tits could be bigger.

[COB]

8 hours ago, ArmyBengal said:

Jordon Hudson looks like Ms. Trans USA and let’s be honest… her tits could be bigger.

This is an absolute outrage and I demand that the President of Bengalszone erases this blasphemous attack on Jordan (first name basis, her and me).

[COB]

4 minutes and 55 seconds into the first quarter, Jordan appears.  

[Stripes]

I hope she shakes the opposing coach's hand in Bill's stead post-game. Maybe block him from the press conference too and speak on his behalf.

[ArmyBengal]

1 hour ago, COB said:

4 minutes and 55 seconds into the first quarter, Jordan appears.  

Yeah I saw that.

Her balls were showing.

[COB]

3 hours ago, Stripes said:

I hope she shakes the opposing coach's hand in Bill's stead post-game. Maybe block him from the press conference too and speak on his behalf.

That would be incredible.

[COB]

Bill’s UNC team looks a lot like the last few years of the Patriots.

[HoosierCat]

Package for the scriptwriter…

 

[HoosierCat]

CNBC with the rundown on 2024 NFL ticket sales.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/04/internal-nfl-ticket-report-reveals-49ers-at-top-titans-at-bottom.html

Bengals sold 634,106 tickets last season, which was not far off the average 654.5.

Still a pretty cheap date -- relatively speaking -- too. Average ticket price was $118.45, versus a league average $135.24, and premium/club tix were way cheaper at $139.92 versus $198.55.

Cincy's $91.2 million in net ticket receipts was good for 25th overall.

Interesting note: each team last year received $27 million from the shared ticket revenue pool. The Bengals actually contributed slightly more, $27.4 million, than they got back. The Steelers and Ravens also put more than $27 million each into the pool. The division's only charity case? The Clowns, of course.